Gao Bao blew the sky, Wang Han squinted at him with his eyes, and waited for him to finish giving an evaluation: "No matter how much you play, it's just a dog eating cow dung." ”

Gao Bao's eyes were bulging with big eggs, "What do you mean?" ”

Wang Han said: "There are three types of beauties, each product has three categories, high and low, a total of nine grades, those you play are all lower nine grades, and they are not good women at all." A really good woman, you play one is enough for you to brag about for a lifetime. ”

Gao Bao listened curiously and asked for advice.

Wang Han said: "Judging a woman can't just look at her face, family background, personality cultivation, body skills, these should be judged together, just say that the tofu girl you play, she is a fifteen-year-old girl, her body has not grown, she is a bean sprout body, and she has no skills, she will only lie down and stand upright, let you work hard, you say, such a woman, what is the meaning of you playing? ”

Gao Bao was stunned, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed to make some sense.

Wang Han said again: "Why do those romantic talents like to go to the Qinglou to find their sister?" Because my sister has a good time, she can do all kinds of flowers, and she understands poetry and songs, so what will the tofu girl do? I'm afraid you can't even hum, right? ”

Gao Bao was convinced, "The eldest brother is reasonable, that woman is a chick, and she pursed her lips silently throughout the whole process, which is boring." Then he asked: "According to the eldest brother's opinion, what kind of woman is considered to be a good character?" ”

Wang Han replied: "Naturally, she is a young woman who is more than ten years old, and she must be from an official family, and her husband must have status, the higher the status, the more exciting it will be to play." Speaking of which, he made a fuss, "Have you ever heard of the history of Zhang Dianyan?" ”

Gao Bao shook his head again and again, he couldn't wait, "Big brother said quickly." ”

Wang Han said: "There were three great things when Zhang Dian was young, one was to knock on the mountain and shock the tiger, the second was not to be on the list, and the third was to have an affair in the capital. ”

Gao Bao was aroused and asked Wang Han to speak quickly.

Zhang Dian knocked on the mountain and shook the tiger, saying that Zhang Dian and Su Shi played together, and listened to the report that there was a tiger on the mountain, so Zhang Dian pulled Su Shi to see. Dozens of steps away from the tiger, the horse was frightened and didn't dare to go, Su Shi said: The horse's legs are weak, what else to see? It's okay not to go. Zhang Dian said, what are you afraid of, I have my own plans. After saying that, he dismounted, walked ten steps away from the tiger, and used the copper sand gong to stir up on the stone, so that the tiger fled quickly, and Zhang Dian laughed.

Speaking of the encounter in the capital, Zhang Dian went to Tokyo to take the Jinshi examination when he was young, and saw a gorgeous sedan chair on the road, and the entourage and slaves were also dressed beautifully. When the woman knew this, she let him disguise herself as her servant and go into a large mansion, and it was a good thing that the two slept together that night.

The next day, the woman called four or five more beautiful women, from fourteen to thirty-four or fourteen, they slept in the same bed, slept together, and lived happily day and night, for four or five days in a row, Zhang Dan had a sore back and could not get up. At this time, an old woman told him that the owner of this house could not have children, so he would let his wife and concubine seduce men outside, but he was afraid that the scandal would leak out, and all the men who brought it home would inevitably absorb the essence and let him die, and several people had died.

Zhang Dian was scared at this time, and finally escaped from the house with the help of the old woman, and then Zhang Dian took the exam, because of the loss of his body, he failed to get the champion, but his nephew Zhang Heng won the champion. Zhang Dian felt embarrassed, so he lost the edict and returned to his hometown, and came back to the exam three years later, only to get a top prize.

After the three stories were finished, Gao Bao was dumbfounded. Wang Han smiled: "The ninth class of women is wonderful, it is handed down by Zhangdun, girls can only make men feel tired, young women will make men feel happy, and young women judge the standard, the most important one is the crotch bone, as the so-called, the crotch bone is wide over the shoulder, and the race is over the living fairy." ”

Gao Bao immediately glared and muttered, "The hip bone is wider than the shoulder, and she has competed with the living immortals, where is there such a woman?" ”

Wang Han said: "Yes, of course there is, I saw a young woman in front of the vegetable garden of Xiangguo Temple a few days ago, her appearance can be called the best in the world, she is not bad compared to the fairy family, and her figure is even better, you will know when you see it." ”

Gao Bin's saliva flowed down, "Has the eldest brother tried it?" ”

Wang Han shook his head, "I've been busy these days, I'll shoot her when I'm done, if you have the ability, you can do it first, and then call me to play with you, and our brothers will play with her." ”

Gao Baoxi's jumping feet, finally met a fellow practitioner, and he couldn't hold back at the moment, and wanted to go to the vegetable garden in front of Xiangguo Temple to find it.

Where Wang Han is talking is the door of Lin Chong's house, as for the woman with a wide hip bone over her shoulders, it is Lin Chong's wife Zhang Zhenniang.

During the Chinese New Year, Wang Han went to Lin Chong's house and walked around, and saw the woman, and it was really a twelve-point Peugeot, but unfortunately he married the wrong person.

Lin Chong is a person Wang Han understands, he is loyal and loyal, and he is a good person. It's a pity that he was hurt by Zhou Dong and practiced iron gear skills, which led to the inability to personnel. Of course, these are all speculations by Wang Han, and there is no real evidence, and now that someone has married a wife, it may be possible to say that it can be used.

These Wang Han don't care, he only likes Lin Chong's ability and wants him to work for himself. It is said that Lin Chong is his senior brother and wants him to serve in two sentences, but Wang Han is afraid that Cai Jing will be bad and secretly harm Lin Chong, so he can only take another roundabout way.

Gao Bao got Wang Han's guidance, so he gave up those vulgar fans and wandered around in front of Xiangguo Temple all day long, looking for someone who was destined.

But said that on this day, Lin Chong took his wife to Wuyue Temple to burn incense and petition, it turned out that Zhang Zhenniang had married Lin Chong for three years, and so far there was nothing to do, so he was worried and wanted to ask for a son.

When he arrived at the gate of the temple, Lin Chong didn't want to go in, so he went outside to play and enjoy the scenery. was walking idlely, and unexpectedly collided with the oncoming person, the person was so strong, Lin Chong, who hit him, took a few steps back, and immediately put on a Zama posture and looked at the person.

The tall and mighty man of life, wearing a green robe and soap boots, and two thick eyebrows slanted into the sky, so not mighty. Seeing Lin Chong put on a posture, he didn't want to let it, so he also made a move, but Lin Chong had never seen it.

Lin Chong looked him up and down, retracted his momentum, and smiled, "Brother Tai misunderstood, I didn't want to fight with you." ”

The man didn't spare him, and said twice, "It turned out to be the famous leopard head Lin Chong, and I am fortunate to meet it." ”

Lin Chong was immediately surprised, "Brother Tai recognizes me?" But I don't know my brother's surname. ”

The man arched his hand and replied: "The surname Gao does not dare, the surname of the contemptible person is Gai, the single word is Lun, and the person from Demacia." ”

Lin Chong was originally kind, but when he heard this, his face immediately changed, "You are Galen?" After speaking, he put on a posture and said in a deep voice: "What a thief, since you see it, don't leave." ”

Galen laughed, "I originally thought that Lin Chong, the head of the leopard, was a good man, but I didn't expect that he was a master who did not distinguish between right and wrong, and I had long heard that the head of the 800,000 forbidden army was mighty, but he had never been able to see him. ”