Chapter XXXIII Confirmation of Relationship

Zuo Xiaoyou snapped and pressed the smashed suitcase, and said helplessly: "Teacher Yamada Fairy, you blatantly committed murder, but you will be arrested by the police." ”

"Don't be long-winded, if it weren't for you, how would I have experienced that hellish torture and died!" The Yamada fairy wielded a small fist and was about to fight with Zuo Xiaoyou, but Zuo Xiaoyou could only dodge helplessly. With his excellent physical strength and agility, Zuo Xiaoyou quickly walked the Yamada goblin half to death, and gasped heavily: "You...... You ...... thing."

Zuo Xiaoyou just stood three meters away from the Yamada fairy with a slight panting, and said, "Do you still want to come?" ”

"Damn!" Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou's unbeaten face, Yamada Fairy hated it, but there was nothing he could do: "You wait, one day, I will make you pay." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "Teacher Fairy still cares about his next delay!" Don't be captured by Mr. Yamada anymore and close the little black house. ”

Hearing the words 'little black house', Yamada Fairy subconsciously shuddered, and his face became a little pale: "Don't remind me of this anymore!! ”

"......" The black cat who had been observing from the side finally spoke: "Xiaoyou, who is this?" ”

"Huh? I'm sorry. Zuo Xiaoyou hurriedly apologized to the black cat he had just ignored, and said, "This is the Yamada fairy teacher who wrote "The Dark Fairy of the Flames", and also my next-door neighbor, the three-story building you saw. ”

"Oh." The black cat was slightly moved, looking at the blonde girl in front of her who seemed to be younger than her, and always felt ...... The dress suits her appetite very well, but the pink aura of the Yamada fairy is completely different from her dark aura. From this point, she knew that the Yamada goblin was the same as her, both of them were gothic loli girls in the second middle school, but one was enthusiastic and open, and the other was indifferent and dark, although they were the same kind, they were the two extremes of the same kind.

But what makes Black Cat envious and jealous the most is that Yamada Fairy is actually the writer with a high ranking in the light industry, and even in terms of cumulative sales, it is much higher than the currently best-selling Zuo Xiaoyou. What made her feel the crisis the most was that the Yamada goblin lived next door to Zuo Xiaoyou, and from the perspective of the relationship between the two, although the Yamada goblin shouted and shouted to kill when he saw Zuo Xiaoyou, but if he wasn't a particularly close person, how could he do such a faux pas?

The black cat quickly labeled the Yamada goblin - a strong enemy.

"Teacher Yamada Fairy, hello, I'm a friend of Teacher Zuo Liuli, known as Black Cat." The black cat introduced himself very politely to the fairy Yamada.

"Oh?" The Yamada fairy wiped the sweat from his face, and did not immediately respond to the black cat, but pushed his elbow to the left and right: "Not bad!" actually hooked up with a beautiful girl while I wasn't there, and it was still a rare Japanese style. ”

"I think the fairy teacher really needs to learn the language well, because your words are quite inaccurate, and it is easy to cause misunderstandings." Zuo Xiaoyou spit out a groan with an indifferent face, making the Yamada fairy roll his eyes.

"Black cat, huh?" Yamada Fairy said as he looked at the black cat.

"Yes." Although the Yamada fairy seems to be younger than himself, considering that once he publishes, the other party will become his senior, and in the face of the other party's accosting, the black cat is inevitably a little nervous and cramped.

"A word of advice." Yamada Fairy glanced at Zuo Xiaoyou and said: "Don't like this guy, this guy is a nobleman of the Great Song Dynasty, and he has the right to take concubines, if you don't want to have a lot of twists and turns in your married life in the future, it's best to put an end to the idea of dating him from the beginning." ”

Black Cat: "......"

"Fairy teacher, you're too lenient!" Zuo Xiaoyou frowned: "Don't think of me as a nasty man who only pursues beauty, even if I really take a concubine in the future, it will be when I get the voluntary support of my wife, and I must consider that all aspects of the concubine room are suitable." As an aristocrat, I understand the importance of family stability better than ordinary men. ”

"Saying so much, it's still hard to hide the idea that you want to take a concubine." Yamada Fairy looked disdainful: "Admit it!" You're a man with a heart. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "How many men are there in the world...... No, how many women, including women, don't care? Who wouldn't want to have more heterosexual partners if social conditions allow? Many women play even crazier than men, but it is only because the current society is still dominated by men that women's madness is suppressed. Once the world becomes a feminist society, I am afraid that women will be more obscene than men, after all, women are born with biological advantages. ”

"Wow~~~~ It's dirty!" Yamada goblin got goosebumps: "We women don't do this." ”

"Of course you won't think so much about a young and innocent girl like the fairy teacher, but when the fairy teacher is thirty years old, maybe you won't think so." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "The cheating rate of financially independent women is very high, and financially independent older single women can play everything." ”

"You...... You're slandering! Yamada Fairy's face was flushed: "Even if I die, I won't become that kind of shameless woman!" After speaking, he snorted coldly and dragged his suitcase home.

After a few seconds of silence, Zuo Xiaoyou said to the black cat: "Let's go!" ”

“…… Well. The black cat walked silently on the road with Zuo Xiaoyou, and it was not until he was almost home that he raised his head and said, "Teacher left and right...... Don't believe in a woman's loyalty? ”

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at her, looking at each other, and saw a thick seriousness in her eyes.

"I'm sure some women do end up with the same thing." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "But most women are sensual creatures, especially those who are very lonely women who are tormented by the dullness of life after marriage, at this time, if they meet a man who is very gentle and considerate to them, and all kinds of sweet words, how many women can keep their husbands and marriages?" ”

"I told you so! In terms of physiological structure, women have an innate advantage over men, although many men often dream of three wives and four concubines, but if they really let them have three wives and four concubines, I am afraid that it will not take half a year to make them afraid of sex. Women are different, with women's quick recovery, even if they deal with two or three men, it is not difficult. ”

"It has only been four or five thousand years since human beings entered the patrilineal society, but for tens of thousands of years before, it has always been a matriarchal society, and women at that time were like ant queens, surrounded by men. This is enough to prove that women do not want to and cannot have more than one man, but after entering the patriarchal society, the strength of male power makes women lose the conditions of matrilineal society, if the current patriarchal society falls apart, so that women have no scruples, there will be a large number of opposite sexes around women. ”

"This is not my imagination, in fact, it can be seen from women's works, anime and other works, which are enough to prove how much women desire to have multiple opposite-sex partners, this desire is not lower than men, and even higher than men."

Speaking of this, Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "Many men are glad that they are in a patriarchal society, but it is precisely because they are in a patriarchal society that men are burdened with more responsibilities and burdens. For example, in the process of interacting with women and getting married, men have to bear most of the expenses, even if the salary card after marriage and so on must be managed by their wives, and they can only carry the burden of their wives and children. ”

"And although women always complain that they have been treated unfairly, if they don't want to rely on men, they can live like men with their own efforts. The question is, how many women want to live like men? ”

"Women should actually be glad that they live in a patriarchal society, which allows women to be born without having to bear the obligation of supporting their families and providing for the elderly, so they don't have to fight for the future like men from the beginning, and women live much more easily and chic than men."

"Men with the same income have to think about how much to save and how much to spend every month, so that they can save enough for marriage in a few years or more than ten years, and live with trepidation, for fear that they will become inferior if they are not careful."

"And women don't have to think about these things at all, they can even spend their salaries every month, because as long as their conditions are not too bad, they can find a man to marry them off and live on men."

"A woman can rely on a man to live, but a man can only rely on himself. Women can cry out loud when they are sad and in pain, and then men will take the initiative to come over and let them rely on; But when men are sad, in pain, and crying loudly, who can they rely on? ”

"People will only say to men: you have to work hard, you have to be motivated, you have to support the family and society. Da Song even has the motto of 'men shed blood without tears'. But men live so hard and tired, many women don't think about men's feelings at all, they only think about themselves. This is also the reason why there are more and more otaku, do they want to immerse themselves in the second dimension every day? No, it's just that reality has given them too much heavy pressure, and they are overwhelmed, so they will find some comfort in the second dimension. But the comfort is only short-lived, and in the end they still have to face reality. ”

"A man is so tired, but there is still a high possibility that he will encounter a situation like infidelity with his wife. Men are becoming more and more afraid of marriage, and their thoughts about pursuing women are becoming weaker and weaker, who is responsible for this? ”

After saying so much almost ventingly, Zuo Xiaoyou exhaled and said with a somewhat bitter smile: "I'm sorry, I'm not targeting you, nor are I targeting all women." I believe that there are still good women in the world, but this society makes me feel very bad. Sometimes I even think that if only I lived in a feminist era. ”

"At that time, it is a woman's business to make money to support the family, and the bride price for marriage is also a problem that women need to consider, they don't need to work hard from childhood to adulthood, as long as they make themselves handsome all day long, naturally there will be many women to pursue, and then choose a high-quality woman to marry, relying on women for a lifetime. It doesn't matter if a woman cheats during the period, if she is still handsome, she will divorce, get half of the family property, and then find another woman to marry; Even if you are old, you can choose to be patient, after all, you have to rely on women to survive.

"I can't even get angry, I can secretly have something to do with other women, and my psychology is naturally balanced. If you think about it, men in a feminist society are really happy! The pressure is not so great, and the lifespan will definitely be much higher than that of men now. It is said that women live longer than men, in fact, it is because men have borne too much pressure since childhood, if the position is reversed, women must have a shorter life span than men, after all, women have to give birth to children, and they have to bleed for a few days every month, which is not a small damage to the body. ”

"Don't ...... Stop it. The black cat's face turned red when she heard this, after all, it involved the girl's physical privacy, and she just caught up with those days in the past few days, and she was even more embarrassed when she felt empathy.

"I'm sorry." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "In the end, I just see humans too thoroughly, so it is inevitable that my psychology will be a little dark, and I maintain a certain degree of doubt about everything, and it is really difficult to make me believe that my future partner will not betray." After a pause: "But it's not that I don't believe that there are no good girls in the world who are loyal, such as black cats, I believe that you must be a good girl who is loyal to her feelings and marriage, and if possible, it would be better to marry you in the future." ”

"I ...... I...... I ......" Zuo Xiaoyou's last sentence made the black cat instantly at a loss and panicked: "How can I be so good, you ...... You've thought so well of me. ”

"Do you doubt yourself too?" There was a little more bitterness in Zuo Xiaoyou's smile.

Seeing this expression, the black cat's heart felt as if it had been hit hard by a heavy hammer, and it almost cried out in pain: "No! Never have I ever doubted myself! The black cat didn't know what she was thinking, and there was an impulse in her heart that made her hug Zuo Xiaoyou tightly: "Xiaoyou, if it's me, I'm absolutely!" Definitely won't betray you! ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou froze, facing the girl who hugged her tightly and said such a promise, after five or six seconds, her stiff arms regained their flexibility, gently hugged the petite body of the black cat, and smiled: "Well, I believe in you." ”

"......" The black cat instantly blushed and buried its face in Zuo Xiaoyou's arms, shy and speechless. But my heart is full of joy, this feeling of suddenly having the boyfriend I have always dreamed of for the purpose of getting married, it is so good, it is like a dream, so unreal.

After about half a minute like this, Zuo Xiaoyou suddenly said: "Black cat, I like you very much, can you be my girlfriend on the premise of marriage?" ”

The eyes of the black cat instantly turned into mosquito coils, and the whole person was dizzy, and after a long time, the brain regained consciousness, raised his head, and saw the gentle, but full of serious and expectant eyes, and his face was a little hotter than just now.

The head of the mantis hangs down.

"Hmm."

In this way, the black cat became Zuo Xiaoright's girlfriend.

Otaku must-have, all kinds of color and color comics are waiting for you to see (you know) or search for Chinese names Idle comics Welcome to watch!

Literature Museum Reading Website: