Now, I'm too lazy to be too lazy to be interested in anything. My friends asked me out, but I was too lazy to move, so I said that I had found a true scripture, and I practiced it behind closed doors at home in order to achieve positive results. Someone asked me if I was a vegetarian woman heart sutra or a Taoist room in the middle of the house? I speak of sin and sin. In fact, in those days, I was either reading pirated books or pirated discs at home. I also want to write an article applauding pirated books and pirated discs, on the grounds that pirated books and pirated discs are cheap, so they can enter the homes of ordinary people, otherwise, according to those who stand and talk without backache, what to do with international standards, ordinary people will not eat or drink for two weeks, and they may not be able to afford a genuine disc in the United States. Some friends also said that I, what a closed-door practice, bullshit, at best, is an otaku. But that's how my life goes, day in and day out.

On this day, the old cannon called. He didn't know what the stimulus was, or if he was mistaken by the girl's door. He was confused on the phone, and it took me a long time to understand what the old cannon meant.

Lao Pao said that Guangzhou is no longer a paradise for adventurers, and those who get rich overnight and jump off buildings overnight have become legends in the past. Now Guangzhou is fighting for strength, wisdom and imagination.

I asked him, "Have you been brainwashed by pyramid schemes?" ”

Lao Pao said: "You have just been brainwashed by a pyramid scheme!" ”

The old cannon said that I will never be serious, he has a serious business with me, let me stir up like this, and mess up his thoughts, he doesn't know what is going on. I said what can you do with me, either the new people in that nightclub or the new opening of that bar......

The old cannon said, "No, there is really something serious today......

I asked him, "What's the matter?" ”

"I want to plan an event. ”

I asked him, "What activity?" ”

The old cannon said let me help him think about it. He said that he wanted to do an activity, an activity that he could participate in and play, solve survival problems, and also have an impact. Lao Pao said that his activity idea was to play big if you wanted, and how big you wanted to play, and it was best to play so that the people of Guangzhou could not find the north. But how? What the? He hadn't thought about it yet. I said that he could be more direct, build a celestial palace, choose a good day, and hold it at the Guangzhou Gymnasium, Tianhe Sports Center, and Olympic Sports Center at the same time, so that the whole people of Guangzhou would go crazy. At that time, his income from selling condoms alone is estimated to be enough for the rest of his life.

The old cannon fell silent and did not say anything more.

As soon as Lao Pao hung up the phone, Li Lili's call came in.

Li Lili said on the phone, "The latest discovery is that there is a tribe at the eastern end of the Himalayas, deep in the Yarlung Zangbo Grand Canyon. This tribe is more mysterious than the legendary Sherpa tribe. So far, the relevant departments of the state have only been able to confirm that this tribe does not belong to any ethnic group in our country, but they have never been able to determine what kind of ethnic group it is. A friend organized a walking tour to see there. Do you want to go? ”

As soon as I heard Li Lili's words, I immediately came to my senses. Although I am lazy, I am very interested in this kind of outdoor activity, and I am full of energy. I immediately decided to join and asked about it.

Li Lili said that we haven't been together for a long time, he has recently lost his job, and he has time, and asked me if I have time, do you want to go to the old place to relax? We can talk about specific things while relaxing. I said okay, anyway, I don't have anything else, it's just that I have time.

The old place Li Lili said was a sauna center in the development zone. The facilities and services of this sauna are good, the price is very cheap, and it has almost become a den for us to fool around all these years. We used to go in late afternoon and come out the next day after breakfast. Inside, I surfed the Internet, played cards, and sang karaoke in a yukata. I cleaned up briefly and went to the sauna.

When I arrived at the sauna, Li Lili had already arrived. What I didn't expect was that the old cannon was also there. Didn't I say that the old cannon was good? The old cannon said, "You're just good!" ”

After we steamed and washed, we asked for a small room and ordered some food first. I felt a little bored, so I turned on the TV. The World Athletics Championships medal ceremony is being broadcast live on TV. Standing on the podium was a Chinese girl.

The old cannon glanced at the TV and said, "It's this alien again." Since the debut of this girl named Xiaoni, she has participated in almost all running events, won gold medals in all running events, and broke the world records in all running events. Not only can she run, but she also competes in the high jump and long jump, winning gold medals in these events and breaking world records in these events. Now she is a big star in the world, as long as she appears, she dare not say that there are thousands of empty alleys, but the traffic jam on the street is certain. Legend has it that in the last Olympic Games, in order to facilitate her participation in all the running and jumping competitions, the organizing committee even gave the green light and arranged for her to stagger the time of the competition. As a result, this Olympic Games became her stage alone, she won all the gold medals in the women's running and jumping events, and broke the world record in all the women's running and jumping events. What's even more amazing is that the new world records in all women's running and jumping events surpassed the men's world records in the same event. When the reporter interviewed at that time, she said very domineeringly, I just want to tell the world, what is human speed! ”

Li Lili said, "Her brother is also very good, and he has also won gold medals in all men's running events. She wears white and her brother wears black, as long as this black and white pair appears, it will definitely make all opponents flee and be frightened. ”

Lao Pao didn't care about Li Lili's words, and was still interested, "At a press conference, Xiao Ni said that she would run until she was eighty years old. At that time, although she was already wrinkled and full of gray hair, there was still no one in the world who could outrun her as an old lady! ”

Li Lili said, "Isn't that an old monster!" ”

Lao Pao said, "Don't slander her, she is a fairy, even if she is eighty years old, she is still a fairy who runs as fast as the wind!" ”

Li Lili said, "Ask weakly, have you ever heard of a fairy with white hair?" ”

I couldn't help but laugh too. I said, "I'll tell you a secret, in fact, both her siblings are my apprentices. ”

Li Lili and Lao Pao were stunned for a moment, and then looked at each other and laughed.

The old cannon said, "I knew you could blow, but I didn't expect you to be able to blow anything." ”

I smiled and didn't say anything more.