The one-horned man was also a madman, and he spoke softly in front of him, but because he had been in the deep palace for a long time, his personality dictated, and when he saw Zhang Xiaofan, he didn't admit it, and he was also annoyed at the moment: "Since that's the case, then see the real chapter under your hands!" ”

Zhang Xiaofan made a move, and the nine-tooth nail rake was shining silver, but the one-horned man took a steel gun, which was no less sharp than Zhang Xiaofan's nine-tooth nail rake.

As soon as the two fought, they immediately guessed each other's identities.

"It's you!"

"It's you!"

The two just looked at each other and smiled, and they were both a little embarrassed.

Zhang Xiaofan saw the silver collar on the one-horned arm, and remembered that this was not the one-horned collar under the hands of Taishang Laojun!

On the other side, the one-horned man recognized the nine-toothed nail rake in Zhang Xiaofan's hand, you must know that this is the apprentice weapon of his own little master, and he can be regarded as half of his master.

This one-horned man regards Zhang Xiaofan as Marshal Tianpeng, and since they are all his own family, he can't continue to fight.

Summoned the little demon and prepared a banquet, the unicorn opened his mouth and said with a smile: "I heard that my brother went down to earth to be a monster, but I didn't expect it to be leisurely and come to the realm of the little brother, and I have to let the little brother be the host." ”

Zhang Xiaofan heard the misunderstanding of the unicorn, and he didn't explain, so he smiled at the moment: "Brother Xian is really comfortable, he is actually a monster in this Xiliang women's country, and he is very envious of his brother." ”

"Prizes! Overpraise! ”

The unicorn remembered that Marshal Tianpeng teased Chang'e, and was demoted to the lower realm, and now he has become a demon, and he may have the same thoughts as himself, and the women of the Xiliang Women's Country are too enthusiastic.

It's just that if this Zhang Xiaofan stays, and there is one more strongman who is employed by the women of the Xiliang Women's Country in his own realm, wouldn't he have to drink Zhang Xiaofan's footwashing water often?

On the other side, Zhang Xiaofan only waited for the third round, and then said: "Brother Xian, are there any beautiful female goblins around here, introduce them to my brother?" Finally, I asked myself why I was here.

"The goblin doesn't, but there is a fairy, I don't know if my brother wants to try it."

The unicorn is also as dangerous as a fox, just thinking about Zhang Xiaofan, where to care if there will be trouble with his own ideas, after writing a name for Zhang Xiaofan, and then said with a smile: "Back then, she turned her back on Heaven and followed the Bull Demon King to the lower realm, but she didn't think about it, this Bull Demon King was very talented, was demoted to the lower realm, and became an old bull demon." ”

"I know this!"

Zhang Xiaofan remembered that in the movie "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace", the princess of the iron fan turned out to be the sister of the Jade Emperor, turned her back on heaven and married the Bull Demon King, but she was coaxed by the Bull Demon King, resulting in not being a person inside and out. In the end, the Bull Demon King was punished and fell on the Flame Mountain, but the Iron Fan Princess gave birth to a red child and lived alone.

"This old cow is also a capable person, not long ago he just hooked up with the daughter of the long-lived fox king in Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain-jade-faced fox spirit, and treated the iron fan princess as a yellow-faced woman and abandoned it aside. If the elder brother is interested in young women, he can ...... You know, "The unicorn is also a Qing person, he was originally a disciple of Taishang Laojun, and he is also very unaccustomed to the Jade Emperor's political inclination towards Buddhism."

This time, he was ordered to go down to earth to add obstacles to Buddhism. Now if Zhang Xiaofan hooks up with the Jade Emperor's sister-in-law, he will definitely make Buddhism and the Jade Emperor lose face. And she can also enjoy the women of this Xiliang women's country voluntarily......

The unicorn's wishful thinking, Zhang Xiaofan is clear, but the heartstrings have been stirred, the name of the Jade Emperor's sister Iron Fan Princess is still very loud, but if he wants to coax the Iron Fan Princess, it is not impossible, but he can't go directly to the door to tease according to this unicorn's statement.

Almost at the banquet, Zhang Xiaofan made a plan, just waited for the banquet to end, and it was too late to say goodbye to the drunken unicorn, so he left immediately.

When the unicorn saw Zhang Xiaofan leaving, he suddenly raised his head, his eyes were shining and clear, where was he half drunk, and the drinking talk just now was clearly premeditated.

"It's bad, this thief took away my four treasures, and I forgot to ask him for them," the unicorn just regretted, and suddenly remembered that he had calculated Zhang Xiaofan just now, and laughed heartily again: "Forget it, this guy is gone, I can enjoy the women of the Xiliang Women's Country alone, and those four treasures can be regarded as the remuneration paid......"

Not to mention the filthy heart of the unicorn, although Zhang Xiaofan made up his mind to tease the princess of the iron fan, he also knew that he must be cautious in this matter.

wanted to hook up with Princess Iron Fan, but Zhang Xiaofan did not go to Basho Cave in Cuiyun Mountain, but came to Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain.

The Bull Demon King lives in Moyun Cave, and has just hooked up with the jade-faced fox spirit who died his father, spoiled him as a concubine, and left his wife, Princess Iron Fan, who has been following him, behind.

Thinking of the style of the princess of the iron fan in the movie, Zhang Xiaofan's heart was like a cat scratching, and after arriving at Moyun Cave, he only turned into a seasonal insect and flew in.

There was a man and a woman sitting down to drink, the man was already drunk and hazy, but the woman was delicate and delicate.

Zhang Xiaofan originally wanted to take a good look at the Bull Demon King, but he didn't expect to be attracted by the woman.

The woman's clothes were half-undone, revealing the snow-white flesh of the peak, the skin was really deceitful and snowy, and her face was even more overwhelming, with red lips and bright teeth, and her eyes were autumnal. She was really relieved of the man next to her, putting the man's palm on the peak meat, letting the man be frivolous and rude, but she was still like a light flower, and her flattery was frequent.

"I really envy me!"

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaofan's envy for the Bull Demon King has skyrocketed from envy to jealousy, envy and hatred, and if he doesn't hook up with the Iron Fan Princess, he will be indignant.

The Bull Demon King was really lively, drunk, lifted the jade-faced princess's half-untied skirt, and started to do activities directly in the living room, the jade-faced fox spirit straightened a pair of beautiful long legs, and the three-inch golden lotus glowed with a bright white light.

For a time, in the cave house, spring was full of joy.

Zhang Xiaofan was about to lose control of the anger in his heart, so he hurriedly slipped out, originally planning to dress up in disguise, so he simply changed into the appearance of the Bull Demon King, and drove the clouds to Cuiyun Mountain.

The Basho Cave of Cuiyun Mountain is about three or four thousand miles away from the Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain, but these days, the Bull Demon King has married a concubine, and he has ignored the Iron Fan Princess and ignored it.

When Zhang Xiaofan fell on the clouds, the iron fan princess was secretly annoyed, resenting how she had fallen in love with this demon king in the first place, when she suddenly heard the maid's report that the bull demon king had returned.

For a while, the princess of the iron fan was angry and happy, and hurriedly cleaned up her makeup, but asked the maid to lock the door of her room, making it clear that she wanted to give the Bull Demon King a good look.

Zhang Xiaofan entered the cave house, which was richly decorated, with mountain spring pavilions and pavilions, and followed the maid to the door of the bedroom, only to hear a woman inside complaining: "You don't accompany the fox spirit, what are you doing here?" ”

"Oh...... Madame was angry, "Zhang Xiaofan didn't know how the Bull Demon King usually talked to Princess Iron Fan, so he didn't dare to talk more, lest he leak his mouth, so when he came, he touched some wine on his mouth, pretending to have just drunk a wine banquet."

I pushed open the door and walked into the bedroom.

I saw the white fashionable cloak behind the princess of the iron fan, and the white bust in front of her was tightly wrapped around her chest, her pretty face was frosty, and her face had just been powdered with fat, but she couldn't hide the traces of crying in her eyes.

If you really compare your appearance, on the white and tender skin, on the slender waist, chest and hips, the jade-faced fox spirit is a few points higher than this iron fan princess, but this iron fan princess has her own charm, at the moment with affection and sadness, looking at Zhang Xiaofan's eyes, both resentful and sad, the young woman's style is fully revealed. A pretty face is graceful and lovely, with curved eyebrows and bright cherry lips, which is really seductive.

Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly came to the iron fan princess, helped her up, and apologized again and again.

The princess of the iron fan was mortal with the naked eye, and she couldn't tell the truth from the fake at all, let alone that someone would pretend to be the Bull Demon King, so she happily thought that it was really her husband in front of her, and called the maid to rectify a banquet.

The husband and wife were grinding their ears and temples, and gradually became hot, Zhang Xiaofan was afraid that he would lose too many words, so he was in a hurry to get his hands on it, and he directly peeled off the underwear of the Iron Fan Princess first, just like the action of the Bull Demon King just now.

"Is this a trick that Xianggong and the vixen have been playing for the past two days?"

The princess of the iron fan was originally happy, but suddenly became resentful, the Bull Demon King had never been so anxious about himself before, after going to bed, he slowly untied his clothes, and gradually got better step by step.

Zhang Xiaofan coughed, not daring to answer, how to say this, everyone has everyone's habits, and he has never seen the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess live as a couple, so he can only bring the set of the Bull Demon King and the jade-faced fox spirit that he saw just now.

I never thought that I would be complained about by this iron fan princess.

The princess of the iron fan saw that the man's hands and feet were slow, and she hated herself for talking too fast, and it was enough for the man to be happy if he could come back, and said that those words were uninteresting, and quickly lowered her head and pecked lightly on the man's lips.

Sure enough, Zhang Xiaofan was the same, and then he didn't dare to talk much at all, just put the Iron Fan Princess on the bed, worked hard, and only made the Iron Fan Princess smile.

Unexpectedly, this old cow and the jade-faced fox spirit have only been married for a year, and they have learned so many tricks, and they are very capable, and they are no longer perfunctory to themselves, and that kind of energy is like when the two first met.

After the man's fourth request, Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but secretly say: Could this be the legendary, Xiao Biesheng is newly married?

If Zhang Xiaofan knew the thoughts of Princess Iron Fan, he would definitely reply: "Bullshit little Bie Sheng is newly married, grandpa wants to enjoy how the Jade Emperor's sister is different from other women, and then quickly slip away." ”

"This iron fan princess is not a Rakshasa girl with no background in "Journey to the West". Not to mention her son Red Boy Samadhi True Fire, even her old bull demon king is also the king of a generation of ten thousand demons, and her brother is the supreme of heaven and earth. Now I pretend to be the Bull Demon King, I slept with her, and I didn't slip away quickly, and I was discovered, and the consequences were really unimaginable. ”

Cao Xueqin, a generation of masters, once borrowed a person named Jia Lian in "Dream of Red Mansions" and said such a sentence: "A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a maid, a maid is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as stealing, and it is better not to steal than to steal." ”

What the original text is, Zhang Xiaofan can't remember it clearly, but that's what it probably means.

originally thought that after a fun addiction, Zhang Xiaofan thought that he could leave with a happy heart, but he didn't expect to see the affectionate Iron Fan Princess the next day, and he was reluctant to get out of bed.

This kind of best wife can be met but not sought, from her identity, appearance, and figure, no matter what, she is the best wife.

How could Zhang Xiaofan end it only once, there were many demonic thoughts, and he simply asked Ping'er, the maid who was waiting for the princess of the iron fan, to close the door, and no one could open it, and directly said that the Bull Demon King was still in Moyun Cave, not in Basho Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.

Na Ping'er responded, and went to close the door, leaving space for the two masters, so that they could continue to be warm.

As soon as the Basho Cave Mansion was closed, Zhang Xiaofan was still a little jealous, and pretended to let the princess of the iron fan accompany him around, recognized the way, and when he got acquainted, he began to be greedy day and night.