Chapter 415: Successful Fool
Yuan Fan coughed lightly and said, "King, in fact, you all misunderstood me!" ”
As he spoke, he made a heart-wrenching expression, "My lord, let me call you big brother!" I said on the mountain, I have been with you for so many years, and you have always regarded me as a good brother and your military advisor, so why should I betray you? ”
He slowly walked to the window, held the window frame with one hand, and looked up at the sky "sadly", "Big brother, I just found out that the news was wrong, and I didn't mean to deceive, but your suspicion of me really makes me extremely sad." Could it be that our brotherhood for so many years will be broken because of this little thing? ”
"I don't know if it's broken, but I know that if you dare to rub one more step out of the window, you won't be able to keep your feet!" E Dali knocked on the floor with a big ring knife and said.
Yuan Fan secretly swallowed his saliva, good guy, I didn't expect that my careful thinking would be exposed so easily by E Dali.
He turned around and smiled: "Wang, you are laughing, I finally met my eldest brother, I am too late to be happy, how can I run?" You know, this time I went down the mountain, for the sake of my eldest brother, I really died for the sake of my eldest brother, and I almost never saw you again! ”
"Oh? Let's hear it. E vigorously touched his squeaky socket, put his hand under his nose and sniffed it, and asked casually.
"Big brother! I know you suspect that I have two hearts for you, and that's nonsense! But how did I prove myself? Big brother, you've sent the idiot to find out the news again, and I know that if he brings back a different news from me, you will definitely believe him. At that time, you will be angry, and maybe I will lose my life. It doesn't matter if I'm dead, but how can my loyalty to my eldest brother be so unjust? ”
"So, I decided to go down the mountain alone and atone for my sins! Find out more about the Tao family's marriage to show your innocence! ”
Yuan Fan almost finished his words with a roar, he himself felt that this statement was a desperate situation, and he could imagine that he was really overplaying.
"Then what's the matter with these officials chasing you?" E Dali asked.
Seeing that E Dali was so good, Yuan Fan said wonderfully, sighed randomly, and pretended to be remorseful and said: "It's all because my brother is not good at learning, I wanted to sneak into the Tao Mansion and help the king find out more news, if I am lucky, maybe I can directly take the four girls back from Tao, saving the king the trouble of robbing his relatives himself, but I didn't expect ......"
Speaking of this, Yuan Fan secretly aimed at the reaction of the three people sitting with his eyes. But seeing that Diao Laoqi was stunned and stupid, looking like he was listening to it with relish, Jing Lao was dumbfounded, maybe he didn't expect Yuan Fan to be able to bring the words back at all, why did he turn the obvious fear of crime and absconding into a meritorious service?
Among the three people, only E Dali's expression was erratic and unpredictable, and Yuan Fan, who was watching it, had no bottom in his heart, but this scene still had to continue to be performed.
"I didn't expect that Tao Mansion was heavily guarded, and before I saw Tao Siniang's face, I was discovered by the Tao Mansion's nursing home." This set of rhetoric was just when the Taofu Nursing Hospital reported to his home, Yuan Fan came up with it in a hurry, and in his mind, it should be no problem to deal with these mountain bandits who almost think with their butts.
"I didn't expect the Tao family's power to be so great, not only did their nursing home chase after them, but they also launched the official mission, if it wasn't for the eldest brother to save him, my brother would definitely die in Huangquan this time!" How exaggerated Yuan Fan came, and finally his voice was full of emotion, and even he almost believed that E Dali was his savior, "Big brother! Please be bowed by the little brother! ”
He thought about words and actions, a set of combination punches first made E Dali's heart soften, don't stare at yourself and kill yourself, and then talk about it, but just before his words fell, E Dali slapped the table again.
"Oops! Confused! E vigorously nodded at Yuan Fan, "Who is the Tao family, don't you have a little count in your heart?" Such a person's home, which you can sneak into single-handedly? According to my estimates, the escort force of Tao Mansion is stronger than that of the county government, and it is almost catching up with my cottage, how can you succeed? ”
Yuan Fan said in his heart: "This is true, Taofu's defense ability is definitely at the level of more than ten streets of the county government, as for 'catching up' the Black Mountain Village...... Come on, don't gilt yourself, your cottage isn't a defense-free place. ”
But he listened to E Dali continue: "And you are wrong! Miss by a mile! Do you know why I chose to rob my relatives? ”
Yuan Fan was stunned, why did he choose to rob his relatives? Isn't it a proposal that I accidentally said that I leaked?
Seeing Yuan Fan's appearance, E Dali smiled coldly and arrogantly, and said, "I don't understand you." I remember that it was two years ago, I happened to see Tao Siniang at the poetry meeting of those talented people, and I was immediately shocked! ”
"Poetry Club?" Yuan Fan frowned, and secretly thought, "This mountain king will even participate in the poetry meeting?" I can't have broken my head while running away, did I hear me wrong? ”
"I didn't expect the king to participate in the poetry meeting!" Yuan Fan thought about it in his mind, and the old idiot Jing over there immediately complimented, "Oops! With such a boss who is both civil and military, and has both ability and political integrity, we Montenegrin bandits can't make a comeback if they don't want to! ”
"Comeback, fart!" E scolded vigorously, "Can you close your unlearned mouth?" How is the word used? ”
"Yes, yes, the king said!"
E Dali snorted and continued: "Although I am not participating in the poetry meeting in a bright and bright way, I will not delay my admiration for Tao Siniang. I still remember that at that time, she said that her future Lang Jun must be a big hero, and she must appear in front of her like a peerless hero and lead her to a better future! ”
As he spoke, he stood up with his arms outstretched, as if he really wanted to embrace the future, "So! I choose to rob my relatives, I want to appear in front of her like a hero, so that she doesn't have to care about the life of her bullshit parents, but pursue the purest love with me! ”
Old Jing clapped his hands and applauded again and again, but Yuan Fan's expression could no longer be described as stunned.
"The brain circuit of this mountain king...... What the hell is it? Can this explanation be explained? Do you want to make a face? ”
No matter what kind of brain circuit E Dali is, Yuan Fan can at least be sure of one thing, that is, this level, he has passed it again.
After looking forward to an infinitely better future, E Dali patted Yuan Fan on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Yuan Fan, I understand your mind." Don't worry, after so many years of birth and death, will I doubt you because of such a trivial matter? ”
Yuan Fan smiled bitterly and shook his head, indicating that he understood.
E Dali laughed and said, "Let's go!" I just bluffed, maybe the official has noticed us, let's go back to the mountain first! Wait for the day after tomorrow...... No...... This time has passed the time of the child, wait until tomorrow! Let's kill the mountain together, let Tao Siniang see what a real hero is! ”