Chapter 6: The Way a Woman Fights
Ke Xin quickly gave up under Yun Yanuan's obscene authority, and agreed to help this so-called little favor, poor high-IQ girl, who had no way to deal with rogue tactics, with tears in her eyes and a helpless face.
It's just that the two of them lost the interest in playing in the water, and returned to the guest room, Yun Ya Nuan told Ke Xin to act according to the plan at the door, the little girl pouted and nodded, rolled her eyes and walked into the bedroom, Yun Ya Nuan opened the door and walked into her guest room, the room was quiet, the two women on the bed were snoring, slept late last night, and got up too early this morning, he is also a little tired now, but in addition to this bed in the house, there is only a short sofa left, and it is really impossible to lie down and sleep.
The bed is not big, a one-meter-five bed, sleeping two people is already the limit, Yun Yanuan scratched his head, yawned, greeted the boss and the whole family ten times, walked out of the door in a daze, closed it gently, and then knocked on the lovely door next door, no one answered for a while, tried to push the door, found that the door was not locked, and walked straight in.
At this moment, everyone's room has been fixed, during the day, the door is rarely locked, there is no one in the room, there is a sound of rushing water in the bathroom, I think this little Nizi is taking a bath, it is estimated that she is also going to take a nap, the bedding on the bed is pink, printed with cartoon patterns, very kawaii, very similar to a room of a girl of a few years old.
pressed the bed with his hand, and found that there were several layers of air-conditioned bedding on the bed, which could sink the whole hand deeply, Yun Yanuan secretly laughed in her heart that this little girl princess was not lightly ill, and she was pulled by a large suitcase just now, and it was estimated that all the bedding was in it, and she had the intention to scare this little girl.
I quietly took off my shoes and hid under the bed, and then got into the quilt that had been laid, tried to let my body be flat and pressed down, poked my head out to see the overall situation on the bed, the quilt was only slightly raised, if I didn't look carefully, I would never see that there was a person lying here, and I was busy covering my head with the quilt, and tried to cover my upper body with a pillow, thinking about the way this girl was scared by herself, I couldn't help but snicker.
I have known Kexin for some years, and I can say that I am a very familiar friend, otherwise Yun Yanuan would not dare to joke and intimidate so much on the deck just now, Xiao Nizi has also been used to making all kinds of meat and vegetable jokes with her over the years, and she has long been accustomed to it, and she will not be angry if she thinks about it.
The sound of the water in the bathroom is like a gentle lullaby, slowly staying for a long time, originally a little sleepy, lying on such a comfortable bed at the moment, Yun Yanuan couldn't help but fight his eyelids, and then there was no more, because he fell asleep, and only remembered that at the moment of losing consciousness, there was only one thought in his mind, the smell of this bedding was so good.
I don't know how long it took, Yun Ya Nuan woke up, you must know that the consciousness of the people who just woke up is blurred, he rubbed his eyes, and after a while he remembered that he was sleeping on the hearty bed, he couldn't help but be shocked into a cold sweat, and hurriedly turned his head to look at the side, there was no figure of Xiao Nizi, which made his hanging heart fall, and hurriedly jumped out of bed, pulled out his shoes under the bed to put them on, and tiptoed out of the door.
It was estimated that Maya and Diana should also wake up at this time, so he pushed the door and entered, and there were three people and three women in the room, Maya, Diana and Kexin.
As for what the three women can do together, it is naturally chatting and fighting the landlord, it seems that Maya should have just learned and is working hard to sort out the cards in her hand, while Kexin and Kardashian are waiting patiently.
After Yun Yanuan pushed the door in, Ke Xin suddenly threw away the cards in his hand, turned around to meet him, and smiled sweetly: "Husband, where have you been?" How did you come back? ”
As soon as this sentence came out, Diana was stunned, her eyes looked at Yun Yanuan, and then she understood something, and secretly smiled with satisfaction, and almost at the same time, an exclamation, the voice came from Maya.
The little girl took the card in her hand, looked at Yun Yanuan in a daze, and then looked at Ke Xin, as if her brain was frozen for a while, and she muttered: "You have a wife."
Finish? ”
Yun Yanuan secretly praised Kexin in her heart for her talent for acting, who said that Ya's emotional intelligence is not high, isn't this very similar. So he replied with a smile: "I just slept next door, and I am in good spirits, so I will come to you immediately!"
There are many strange diseases in this world, especially the most strange diseases psychologically, and the most difficult to understand, such as Kexin, Ya really didn't know that she had a habit of cleanliness.
Ke Xinzheng looked at Yun Yanuan with a smile on her face, and when she heard this, the expression on her face immediately cooled down one hundred and eighty degrees, and her two hands shook from side to side, and she said to herself: "Next door, that next door?" Left, no, this is the innermost room, next door, next door is not my room? ”
As he spoke, he sniffed Yun Yanuan with his nose, and suddenly his pretty face turned red, his apricot eyes widened, and he pointed at him and shouted, "You... Do you dare to sleep in my bed? Miss Ben's bed doesn't even dare to touch my parents, you dare to sleep in my bed, you... You... I'll bite you to death! ”
From this point of view, man definitely evolved from a lower animal, and you see, the weapon of choice for people who have no combat power is basically the mouth. For an opponent with no combat experience and a head down, all you need to do is put one hand on her head.
So Yun Ya Nuan pressed her head with the palm of her hand, she was like an angry ram, pushing forward, but unfortunately the strength was pitiful, in order to cheer herself, her hands were like swimming on both sides of the circle drawn, playing the authentic folk stunt Wang Ba Punch, but the arm was shorter than the other party, and it could only hit the air.
Diana held her head with her hand and looked helpless, Maya looked at Yunya's warm and hearty martial arts performance with a sideways face, her face was no longer as dazed as before, but she still asked with puzzlement: "Isn't he your man?" Why can't you sleep in your bed? ”
Kexin, the little ram, was already angry to the extreme, where did he remember the matter of pretending to be a couple and deceiving Maya with others, and replied with hot air in his mouth: "He is my male silver, he is not a man, only mentally handicapped fools will find him to be a male silver!" ”
"You are a fool mentally retarded, you can scold me, but you are insulting my man, I will never allow it." As she spoke, Maya also transformed into a little ram and rushed over to join the warband.
Its skills are obviously richer than Kexin's, and her slender waist looks weak, but she didn't expect it to have amazing explosiveness, I saw her hugging Kexin's waist, and her arms didn't look at how to exert force, and her little buttocks twisted, and Kexin flew over her head like a rainbow and fell directly on the bed, obviously, Maya didn't really want to hurt Kexin, otherwise the latter must have fallen on the floor.
Kexin screamed and danced on all fours, and then lay on the bed in a flat and large shape, Diana grabbed her long blond hair with both hands and shook her head wildly. Yun Yanuan opened her mouth wide and looked at Ke Xin who flew out, and the whole person was stunned until Maya dusted her hands and said to him: "I said that if you want to be your woman, you must agree to it first, otherwise... She said, gesturing to Kexin on the bed and saying, "Otherwise, next time I'll let another woman fall on the floor, and I don't mind on the stone." ”
This little Nizi is not joking, she grew up in the tribe since she was a child, and she believes in the rules of nature the most, and she never understands the laws of the civilized world, so she said that she threw people on stones, and Yun Yanuan didn't feel that she was scaring herself at all. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and even he didn't expect that he would nod and reply: "I know, I won't dare next time!" ”
"In this way, it's really good, I will be a qualified wife, if you really need it, please be sure to get my consent before you can bring other women home, I am not a wife who competes for men, please believe me."
Yun Yanuan nodded in astonishment, and said blankly: "No, no, I can do it for one!" ”
"Huh?" Maya shook her head and said: "Only a cowardly man will have only one woman, my man, you are a warrior, you must need many women, that is worthy of your identity." "Maya's Chinese is very stiff, but she can still express her meaning completely.
may be because she knows that Yun Yanuan speaks Chinese most often, Xiao Nizi has insisted on talking to others in Chinese during this time, even if Diana sometimes speaks in English, she only speaks in Chinese, I have to say that if this little girl is five years older, it is definitely a good choice to be a wife.
As they spoke, there was an aggrieved cry on the bed: "You slept in someone else's bed, how will they sleep in the future, woo woo woo." ”
"It's so sweet, don't cry, I don't know you have a cleanliness habit, I'm really sorry, you wait to change the quilt cover, I'll wash it for you, okay?" Yun Yanuan is really guilty, but she didn't expect that she had a habit of cleanliness, such behavior can be said to be below her bottom line.
"You said, you have to wash it yourself, I supervise, you have to wash it clean!" Kexin pouted.
"Don't worry, you supervise, I'll work, just don't cry!" Yun Yanuan smiled sneeringly, but she knew in her heart that Xiao Nizi was discouraged and forgave herself.
"It's not enough! Your wife beat me, how can this be counted! Kexin asked, pointing at Maya.
Yun Yanuan opened her mouth and was about to speak, when she suddenly saw Maya looking at herself, and immediately swallowed the words "I'll help you beat her" into her stomach, and opened and closed her mouth a few times before she said weakly: "This, I really don't have a trick!" Or I'll give you a beating! ”
Ke Xin was overjoyed and was about to say yes, but at this time, Maya raised her eyebrows coldly to Xiao Kexin, clasped her hands together in front of her and rubbed them, but Ke Xin immediately had a bunch of delicate bodies, pouted and said pitifully: "Forget it, I'm not such a stingy person!" ”