Chapter 2 Yuelai Inn
It stands to reason that it's okay for you to be lazy, but this product is like an uncle, so beautiful a boss, busy with business, and pouring warm tea and water for him, this lazy thing doesn't say thank you, and doesn't even raise your eyelids, so you should deal with it.
The new residents who began to come here, when they saw the shopkeeper covering a big leather jacket in the summer, as if there was rhinitis, they always smoked their noses, and they always held a small teapot of purple sand in their hands, and they kept drinking hot tea, and they would always whisper:
"You say, this shopkeeper looks like he's only twenty or thirty years old, why is his physique so weak? Wear a padded jacket in the summer, and you are not afraid of covering up mutant lice! ”
"That's it, look at that lazy and a piece of mud, such a good flower, how can this pig be arched. What did she like about him? ”
At this time, if it is the same new merchant, it will definitely agree with the same voice, but if it is an old customer or a local, he will reply with a strange smile: "Hehe, this matter, at night, don't sleep, run outside the house, go to the back of the inn, squat honestly, you will understand!" ”
The gods are mysterious and mysterious, and they are like gods.
But there is really that curious, really squatting downstairs at night to listen carefully, only to find that as soon as the candle on the top floor was extinguished, there was soon a babbling sound.
This is called half a night, not stopping after the child, without breaking the twist in the middle, more than three hours, not an ordinary soldier.
Whenever this happens, the next day I see the proprietress with a radiant face, and the skin and flesh look as if she can pinch out water, especially when she sees the gourd-shaped figure, and then remembers the sound of the night before, she can't help but bend down and walk.
At this time, the world uses the original Huaxia language as the circulating language, and even the original foreigners have given themselves the surname of the original Huaxia country, and the surname used by the hundred families is called a wonderful.
"Shi Datuo, did you hear it last night?" As he spoke, the man slanted his face and swung his chin at the proprietress who was settling accounts at the counter.
"Hey, don't mention it, I'll tell you Dai Naizhao, I don't accept anyone now, just serve this shopkeeper, oh what is the applause, the click is really non-stop, one word is strong! My Shi Datuo is convinced, no wonder this little daughter-in-law is so desperate, intimate care, like a kitten, people serve well! ”
As the two of them were talking, a regular customer next to them also came over and said in a low voice: "Yo, you only know the strength of this shopkeeper, but have you ever thought about it, this boss lady is fierce, and ordinary people can stand up to such a bad thing?" ”
"Yo, look at what you said, there are only ploughed oxen, how can there be ploughed bad land?"
"Cut, look at you are the new here, haven't you heard of it, come on, come on, Brother Hei will popularize it for you, don't blow it to you, I have been to this Lanmu City no less than five times, and I live in this Yuelai Inn."
"Ouch, Brother Hei forgive me, the two of us are really newcomers, my name is Shi Datuo, his name is Dai Naizhao, I don't know Brother Hei's name?"
"Under the surname black, the two-word fungus!"
The servants were in harmony and drank happily.
The old black took a sip of wine glass, and then said:
"The ability of the shopkeeper, the east and west of the city, the big and small Qinglou are all heard, the wind rumors two years ago held the Qinglou Vocational and Technical Competition, ten Oiran jointly asked to invite the shopkeeper of the Yuelai Inn to participate, more than a dozen Oiran want to try it, who can get the shopkeeper in the fastest time, who is the first in technology!"
Shi Datuo's eyes lit up, his face was envious, and he hurriedly asked, "What about later?" ”
"Don't worry, it's a long night, I'll take my time! Later, the shopkeeper was still a serious person, and he said that he would not go anything, but his daughter-in-law had something to do, and he strongly agreed, and even threatened not to cook for the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper complied.
That game, although the big guy can't see it, but he can hear it, it's really a song of the warbler, a high octave and a low octave, and the long tune of Humai is all there, hey, the memory is still fresh! ”
"Brother Black, did you decide the winner in the end?"
"Damn, the winner has been decided, the shopkeeper has won, and all ten Oiran have entered the hospital! Oh my mother, it's miserable! It's simply a disaster in the history of the Blue Eyes City of Guangmu Country! Ay! After the ten Oiran were healed, they all retired, leaving ten nouns, every word of grievance, and there was no love in life! It makes people cry! ”
As he spoke, Lao Hei wiped the corners of his eyes with his sleeve, and the other two also sighed.
"According to the grapevine, those ten oirans have all secretly come to the Yuelai Inn, and would rather be slaves and maids, but they were all driven away by the shopkeeper, how can those flower-like girls bear it!"
The three of them sighed for a long time, and the three pairs of thief eyes did not leave the figure of the boss lady.
Shi Datuo: "Hey, this figure, this face, a kiss to Fangze, I would rather live a short life of ten years!" ”
Dai Naizhao: "Stingy, too stingy, with me, I'd rather live a short life of 20 years!" ”
Lao Hei: "Oh, you don't know the treasure, with my years of experience, this woman is full of treasures, famous weapons, haha!" Thirty years is not a small time! ”
The other two looked at the white-bearded old black and collectively despised it, how dare you say that thirty years, the main thing is that you still have thirty years!
The restaurant on this floor is basically full every day, the reason is simple, first, the food is delicious, second, there is cold wine, and the most important thing is the man's cheap thoughts.
When I hear movement at night, I always want to see what the person who makes the sound is like, and the more I look at it, the more I like it, and the more I look at it, the more I miss it, and it becomes a disease, and naturally comes every day.
"How can I get a closer look?" Shi Datuo was stunned.
Lao Hei looked left and right and said, "Wait, I will see my plan in a while, and I will definitely let the two of you smell the smell of this boss lady, that is called a fragrance!" ”
"Yo, Brother Hei, you are so familiar with the proprietress that you can still call over to talk?"
"Stupid, I didn't listen to me because it was a ploy!"
The so-called stratagem is nothing more than looking at the facts.
There are only two shopkeepers in this restaurant, and Lao Hei aimed at the two shopkeepers when they were busy settling accounts, and shouted: "Boss, settle accounts!" ”
The beautiful and charming proprietress saw that the two part-time workers were busy, so she came out of the counter, wearing a linen long skirt, a ribbon around the waist, and a graceful gourd figure.
The three of them settled the accounts and walked out of the door, and after a while, Shi Datuo scolded: "Ouch, it's a pity that I have a table of good dishes, and I haven't eaten two bites, are you hungry?" ”
"Hungry!"
"Then let's go back and order another table?"
"That's how it should be!"
"Let's go!"
"Boss, seasonal vegetables and garlic, a sand half chicken, a giant insect meat steamed ......"
In the middle of the night, the hour was about to pass, on the north side of the small building of the Yuelai Inn, the three old men listened to the wind and rain for several hours, one by one, their mouths were dry, and the old black bar chirped, and said: "Don't toss tonight, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep, I'll go to Flower Street, will you go together?" ”
"Go along! Let's go! Is it expensive? ”
"Chengbei Flower Street, cheap tight, old black and I have a treat today, let's go!"
......
The wind stops and the rain stops.
On the roof of the inn, a man and a woman hugged each other and lay in the bed, it is rare to see such a man and woman who have been together for ten years and are still as sticky as newlyweds.
The proprietress blushed and said softly: "Yun, now the sixteen clones can't resist you, I must find some high-level soul crystals to improve the fifth realm, otherwise I am afraid that I will not be able to control your cold poison." "This man, this shopkeeper is none other than the hidden Yunya Nuan, and the proprietress is the beautiful Seami.
Yun Yanuan touched the black hair, sniffed the fragrance with her nose, looked pity, and said softly: "It's a miracle to be able to survive until today, don't risk it for me." ”
Se Ami pressed her face against the perfectly muscular chest and said softly:
"You live, I can live, why do you take the risk for you, by the way, there is a team of monks in the city who preach on their feet, free diagnosis and treatment for people, it is said that the leading monk has excellent medical skills, I will go with you tomorrow to see!"
Yun Yanuan smiled slightly, he didn't expect to have a medicinal stone to cure his cold poison, but he couldn't say what he couldn't say, so he nodded and said, "Sleep, let's try it tomorrow!" ”