Chapter 55: The Feast of the Buddha, Vomiting Blood [II]
"Yes, good."
With a 'Daddy' down, Tang Seng's whole person relaxed all of a sudden.
In front of Rulai, as a disciple, it was not good for him to pick up Tang Tang directly, and secretly took his daughter's little fat hand with the help of a wide robe.
The thumb slid on the back of the hand. When he saw Rulai for the first time, he was a little scared, Tang Tang was too young, maybe he was scared.
And among the people present, who is a mortal, even Tang Seng himself, has already sealed the Buddha just now, fell into the river in front of him, and faded away from the mortal bones.
So his move is undoubtedly covering his ears and stealing the bell.
If you want to say that the 'daddy' just now was an auditory hallucination by Rulai and others, now that these big hands are holding small hands, it can't be said that they are blind.
If there is a mouthful of old blood on the heart attack, Tang Seng was his most proud disciple------ Jin Cicada, where did this child run out!
Bi Shiye's life was vague, he couldn't calculate, what happened to Tang Seng, but he came with his hands.
Xiliang, Daughter Country, Zimu River!
Rulai's eyes widened suddenly, and this child was actually born. How is this possible!
How can a man have a child? This child must have been drained through the abortion fountain! This doesn't make sense!
Rulai didn't speak, looking at the dark face, Bi Shiye could almost guess what he was thinking.
So, the production of the office is still great! If you don't have that wonderful midwifery, even if you peel off Tang Seng and their stomachs, they will have no children.
After all, where does a man's uterus come from, it does not conform to biological common sense at all.
But no matter how dark and blue her face was, there were some things she still had to say, and there were some things that he still couldn't avoid.
Bi Shiye glanced at the silver: It's time for you. Go for it, Pickup Monkey!
Sun Daji: ...... The stupid woman's eyes were so strange, especially at the last moment, it felt like something was running in.
But now wasn't the time for her to think about it......
Yinzi shook her pink little tail, stepped forward, smashed the silver rod that Sun Wukong made for her to practice, looked up at Rulai above, and said loudly.
"We also want to be canonized as a Buddha!"
"Do you give it or not!"
The tough words are paired with the small body of silver, this scene is very funny when taken alone, but in fact, there are indeed people in the temple who laugh.
The reason for laughing is very simple, but he is a yellow-haired child, and he doesn't know if his teeth are full, so he dares to talk to the Buddha like this.
How so? I don't know the height of the sky, the thickness of the ant, just a little demon, I can't measure myself.
"Oh? I don't know if you are a child, who gave you the courage to speak like this? ”
An unknown Arhat on the side sneered, and no one in the temple stopped him from saying this, only frowning slightly.
It's good to know the truth like this, and it's really embarrassing to say anything to a child.
"You!"
Hearing someone reprimanding the silver, Sun Wukong was about to take out a stick on the spot, put his hand to his ear, and then reacted, this was accepted by Bi Shiye early in the morning, and he hadn't given it to himself yet.
When he was about to bring it to Bi Shiye, the silver spoke.
"Because my name is Sun Daji, my surname is Sun, Sun Wukong's grandson!"
"Because my father is Sun Wukong, the current fighting victory over the Buddha, but he is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago!"
"Because I am the daughter of Sun Wukong, with my father, I have nothing to fear!"
Word by word, Sun Daji bit it very clearly, and her voice became louder and louder, and her words echoed throughout the temple.
Sun Wukong's outstretched hand paused like this, and then smiled.
Many years later, whenever someone asks him why free-range silver has become such a lawless appearance, isn't it very good for girls and ladies to be at all, just like the jade sandalwood fairy ------ Tang Tang.
Sven's, isn't it good?
He has only one sentence for this: because I am the Monkey King, not ...... Fight to defeat the Buddha!
"That's right," Sun Wukong nodded, Bi Shiye threw the golden hoop stick back into his hand at the right time, he took his old guy, pointed at the arhat, and said disdainfully.
"What, do you have an opinion? Why don't you try Lao Sun's stick first, and then mention it? ”
"Presumptuous!"
Seeing that the golden hoop stick was about to hit the arhat, Rulai finally couldn't sit still, "Fight to defeat the Buddha, what are you doing!"
"Someone is bullying my grandson's daughter, and you won't take me back?"
Hearing the title of Fighting to Defeat the Buddha, Sun Wukong's body stiffened, and he lost the festive energy he had when he had just been sealed.
"As Bi Jiajiao said......"
Sun Wukong sneered, "Such as ...... Buddha, you are unjust!"
“…… Naughty Monkey!"
Rulai sank his eyes and muffled out a sentence.
'Pop', 'pop', 'pop'
Bi Shiye clapped his hands and stepped forward, protecting the cute treasures behind him, "Is the Buddha talking about the topic?" ”
"It's a good Buddha, how can you bully other people's children again."
"There is a way that is childish, you have lived for so many years, and you can get into trouble with a child who has just been born for a long time."
"I don't want this cheekiness anymore."
After speaking, Bi Shiye stretched out his hand in the direction of the Arhat who had spoken earlier, and made a slap in the face.
Obviously there was no contact, but Luo Han could feel the hot pain on his face, like a knife cutting and roasting, in fact, her movements stopped, and one side of Luo Han's face was already red and swollen.
Rulai only felt extremely depressed, and for the first time in tens of thousands of years, he wanted to shoot someone to death.
He's talking nonsense? This is obviously your own mistake!
"What does His Holiness mean that these children also participated in the journey to the west, so they also have to be canonized as Buddhas?"
The corners of Rulai's mouth twitched, and her left eyelid kept jumping.
If that's what it means, seal these kids as soon as possible. The further he dragged it back, the worse his hunch became.
"The Buddha is really smart."
Coming and the Buddhas: ......
"The names of the five children below are ......"
was about to seal a boy and a virgin, but Rulai suddenly reacted and didn't know the names of these five children, so he swallowed it back when he wanted to open his mouth.
"Tang Tang, Sun Daji, Zhu Duoduo, Shaziyu, and Ao Mo."
Bi Shiye pointed to the five little cute babies and introduced them in turn.
"Well, Tang Tang's five babies, born in Xiliang, went to the West with Tang Seng and others to seek the true scriptures, and his heart is commendable."
"Hereby, Feng Wuwa is the son of the five ...... of Shandu", serving Tang monks and apprentices respectively, and about five Buddhas.
"But they are still too young, and it is not beneficial for them to be crowned Buddhas too early, so please think about it more than the Buddha."
The reward over there is about to come down, and Bi Shiye blocked it with another sentence. If Rulai was an ordinary person, he would probably have been stunned.
"How are you doing?"
Rulai was angry, forced to suppress the unpleasantness, and asked in a deep voice.
"The Buddha granted me the Venerable Relic in exchange for all my merit and luck, which is really too greedy."
"In order to avoid outsiders saying that you are a treacherous villain, I want to exchange the rest of the part for a promise with you."
"And they won't hold you accountable for bullying them for being young and casually sealing a small seat."
Bi Shiye said it easily and simply, and the green muscles faintly burst out when he heard it.
"What a promise."
"Protect them for the rest of their lives."
Bi Shiye said with a smile.
"Anything else?"
Is it as simple as protecting his life?
"No, that's all you need. Unconditionally, protect them for the rest of their lives. All the merit and luck belong to your Buddha. ”
Bi Shiye said, and added another sentence as a heart booster.
"Okay, I promise you!"