Central Monitoring Room of the AIM Experimental Base

“F.U.C.K！”

Dr. Aldridge Killian slammed his fists into the table in the surveillance room, his face flushed into a ripe apple with the anger of the outrage. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The surveillance screen in front of info was showing Chen Lu going on a killing spree, while the other screen was empty and only corpses were left on the ground.

"Four! Four monsters came running over and ruined my good deed! How the fuck did you find this place! ”

Killian had been conducting illegal human experiments at this secret experimental base for some time, during which time no one dared to come and disturb him except for a few kittens and dogs. Who knew that four plague gods would come to knock on the door overnight, and in the blink of an eye, his desperate soldiers were defeated, and there was basically no ability to resist, so there was nothing more shocking than this.

In fact, Killian also knows that the current desperate virus is still a long way from the ultimate creature he idealizes, and even the level that can compete with Iron Man in the original plot "Iron Man 3" is far from reaching, and it is still quite unsatisfactory as combat effectiveness.

So he didn't put all his defensive hopes on desperate soldiers.

"Quickly call that mercenary here, or he should say goodbye to the 20 million final payment!" Killian commanded his men.

"Yes, Doctor!"

His subordinates immediately led the way to the door, but just as he came to the door, the door of the monitoring room opened by itself, and at the same time a burst of playful music came from outside.

"Hey, yes-I.wanna.shoop, baby~ (Yes, I want to have a shot, baby.) ）”

Accompanied by the BGM with not-so-serious lyrics, a masked man in a red and black leotard walked in with his head shaking his head and shaking his head in imitation of Mike Jackson's dance steps, and turned around 360 degrees as if no one was around, and his body was fixed on the classic action of pressing his hat with one hand and pointing to the ground.

"Deadpool, I didn't pay you to come and dance." Killian said to the man in red with a sullen face.

That's right, this very naughty guy is the cheapest, most bullshit, most shameless and most personality superhero in the whole Marvel universe, or a super antihero - Deadpool.

"Hey, you see, it's not easy to get me excited to work." Deadpool pulled out his pistol and scratched his crotch, shrugged and teased, "Damn, my rod isn't very good anymore." ”

"Fuck you!" An irritated Killian picked up a wad of banknotes and threw it at Deadpool, but before the wad of dollars could disperse in the air, Deadpool instantly received it.

"Oh yes, that's it. Don't worry, I'll make your $30 million worth it back. Hmm, it's time for someone else to taste something hard. Oh, isn't that a bit ambiguous? Deadpool raised his pistol and kissed it on the barrel through the mask, "Or not?" ”

Killian couldn't stand this mouth maniac anymore, and reached out to him and roared, "Either you sew your mouth shut, or get me out early!" ”

Deadpool immediately pretended to be an injured little daughter-in-law and cowered in the direction of the door, of course, he still chattered endlessly: "No, don't learn from the little worm, that guy wants to sew someone's mouth when they meet, although the taste of spider silk is really good・・・・・・"

The door to the monitoring room eventually closes, blocking out Deadpool's voice, and everyone in the monitoring room breathes a sigh of relief. There are times when this annoying guy is much more terrifying than the enemy.

And Deadpool, who walked out of the monitoring room, didn't seem to have enough of his mouth, and said in an indescribable direction: "To tell you the truth, in fact, I also came here to take refuge." Hopefully there won't be any more trouble coming to you・・・・・・"

By the way, Deadpool knows that he is a fictional character, so this guy always likes to talk to some unspeakable being, and in the eyes of others, he is a crazy person with zero SAN value.

That's right, some kind of indescribable existence.

Basement 1 of the AIM Experimental Base

Chen Lu and Thunder have cleared out all the soldiers in this area, and continue to use hacked phones to crack the security system and go deep underground. After a long staircase, the two came to another steel gate.

"Squeak-"

There was a screeching sound of metal grinding, and the steel doors slowly opened to both sides. Then an even harsh, annoying sound came out of the door.

"Good morning, Mr. Protagonist. I should have dealt with the two more dangerous guys on the other side first, but I should have come over first to say hello. If you don't mind, can you listen to me? ”

"Thunder, do it!"

After discovering that inside the door was Deadpool, a superhero with a dangerous level, Chen Lu did not hesitate at all, and took the lead in launching a fierce attack on Deadpool with Thunder! Chen Lu held a silver long knife, Thunder drew a tactical dagger, and the two blades staggered in the air, cutting at Deadpool's neck at the same time!

"I mean, do you have to use slow motion here?"

Deadpool spread his hands and shrugged, allowing his head to be cut off by the two and tossed into the air. But even with his head in a different place, Deadpool's mouth still hasn't lost its vitality, and continues to launch an annoying mouth cannon attack:

"Well, it's my routine. What's next? Shall we have a 3x3 football game? ”

The reason why such a strange situation can happen is thanks to Deadpool's near-immortal regeneration ability of Marvel's first, and he has experienced how many times he has experienced throwing his head and spilling blood in the physical sense.

As a traverser, Chen Lu naturally knew that Deadpool was not so easy to die, and after winning the knife, he did not relax in the slightest, and immediately pulled out two more pistols and aimed them at Deadpool's head in the air and fired several shots in succession.

"Hey, man, you're foul."

At the moment when Chen Lu raised the pistol, Deadpool's headless body also took out two pistols at the same time, and a total of four barrels aimed at Deadpool's head in the air, firing a large number of bullets.

"Bang bang!"

Dense gunfire flickered through the lab, and Deadpool's head rolled in the air for weeks under the effect of bullets, spinning and falling. Every bullet that Chen Lu fired aimed at the brain, eyes, temples and other important parts was separated by Deadpool's body, and the constantly colliding bullets rubbed fierce sparks in the air.

Unlike Chen Lu, Thunder didn't expect Deadpool to have such a perverted self-healing ability, and his reaction was half a beat slower than Chen Lu. However, she reacted quickly, grabbed the tactical dagger and sprinted towards Deadpool's body again.

"Beauty, even if you can get my body, you can't get my heart. Of course, I wouldn't be very resistant if you had to be rude. In the face of the thunderous charge, Deadpool still teased unhurriedly.