Chapter 283: Stupid Brother
The rat spirit jumped and barked.
Yells!
Chu Xiaoye ignored it.
After cleaning, I knocked on the door.
The black-robed guard opened the door and locked it as soon as he was out.
As specified.
These guards can only open and close the door, and they are absolutely not allowed to enter the cell.
Chu Xiaoye entered the second cell.
The beautiful snake, after seeing him come in, crawled out of the corner, spit out a bright red snake letter, and said with a coquettish face: "Xiao Langjun, you are finally here again, my sister wants to kill you." Come on, let my sister kiss you. ”
Chu Xiaoye slapped a broom on her face, and said unceremoniously: "Go while it's cool!"
The beautiful snake was not angry, frowned, and said with an aggrieved face: "Xiao Langjun, why are you so rude? Sister's body, isn't it slim enough, not smooth enough? Come on, come on, come on, let my sister's belly be full of your child!"
After that, he began to writhe cyan snake body, and on his head, his long hair flew as if he was dancing.
The pointed face was full of charm, full of self-absorbed madness.
Chu Xiaoye let her perform, but she ignored it.
When you're done cleaning, just leave.
These monsters are imprisoned in this dark place.
After a long time, it will definitely be lonely.
Psychologically, too, will be problematic.
So when I see someone, I want to rush over and get close.
Even if it's a pervert, it's excusable.
In the third cell.
The second junior brother, the pig demon, was crawling in the corner, panting and doing push-ups.
After seeing Chu Xiaoye come in, he gasped as he did it: "Little brother, do you have any meat to eat?" Give me an old pig a piece of meat to eat, and I will give you a fist." ”
Chu Xiaoye hugged the broom, rolled his eyes and said, "I'll give you a piece of meat to eat, and you're going to punch me!"
"Pig anal fissure?"
When the pig demon heard this, he immediately stopped the push-ups, stood up, and said with a surprised face: "Little brother, why do you want to call my old pig's anal fissure? Could it be that my old pig's anus is cracked? Or do you deliberately poison my old pig's food and want my old pig's chrysanthemum to bloom?"
The corners of Chu Xiaoye's mouth twitched, and he began to sweep the floor, and said, "Then I will call you second junior brother in the future." ”
When the pig demon heard this, he was even more puzzled, and said, "Could it be that the little brother is my eldest brother who has been separated for many years?"
Chu Xiaoye's heart moved, and he looked up at him and said, "You really have a senior brother, what does your senior brother look like, and what is his name?"
The pig demon looked proud, and said: "My old pig's senior brother is amazing, he is a monkey, named Sun Xingzhi, a heel, can turn 108,000 miles!"
No way!
Chu Xiaoye was startled, looked at him with an incredulous face, and said, "Really?"
The pig demon said with a serious face: "Fake." ”
Chu Xiaoye: "......"
The pig demon smiled and said, "The "Journey to the West" written by a human being, I have also read it old pig. It's just outrageous! Although I'm a pig, I've never seen a pig as stupid as it is written in a book! It's just a kind of nonsense and insulting my kind! As for the monkey, it's even more fake, what kind of Monkey King, my old pig can blow his eggs with one punch!"
Chu Xiaoye was speechless for a while, and while sweeping the floor, he said, "Brother Pig's knowledge seems to be very high." ”
The pig demon arched his hand and said a little proudly: "I have won awards, I just graduated from elementary school." ”
Chu Xiaoye didn't speak.
After cleaning and about to leave, the pig demon pointed to his arms, smiled weirdly, and said, "Little brother, someone is watching you." But in this cell, there is a prohibition against divine thoughts, and it temporarily becomes blind and deaf. ”
Chu Xiaoye's eyes narrowed, and he said secretly: Sure enough.
Otherwise, the old witch probably wouldn't have believed him so easily and let him go, right?
The pig demon raised his fist and said with a smile: "Little brother, my old pig is still the same sentence, a piece of meat, a fist." It's not your fist, it's someone else's fist. ”
Chu Xiaoye's eyes moved, thoughtfully, and said, "What kind of meat? pork?"
The pig demon's face darkened for a moment, and he said: "Except for pork, I don't refuse to come to the old pig!
Chu Xiaoye smiled: "Brother Pig's fist is too cheap, right?"
The pig demon sighed and said, "If I don't eat meat again, my old pig won't be able to live." No matter how powerful the fist is, when the time comes, it can only be buried in the loess with my old pig, what's the use?"
Chu Xiaoye nodded and said, "That's right." However, how powerful is this fist?"
The pig demon smiled and said, "Open the mountain and crack the rock, hit people in the air!" One punch breaks the sky, two punches break the ground, three punches, even the gods burp!"
Chu Xiaoye shrugged his shoulders and said, "You are awesome, you brag so much that the little brother is embarrassed." Should I believe it, or should I not believe it?"
The pig demon smiled and said, "Believe it or not, it's up to you." However, my old pig can give you a favor first. Go back with vinegar and add some urine, soak that thing in your arms, and there's nothing. ”
Chu Xiaoye's heart moved, but he didn't speak, arched his hand, and retreated.
in the fourth cell.
Xiaoli was sitting in the corner in a daze, and when she saw him come in, she immediately got up and pounced with surprise on her face.
However, he had chains on his feet.
She fell straight to the ground.
Chu Xiaoye hurriedly went over to help her up, she immediately hugged his neck, and said with a crying voice: "Brother, Xiaoli is so scared, Xiaoli wants to go out ......"
Chu Xiaoye stroked her head and said softly, "Bear with me first, my brother will find a way." ”
Xiao Li choked back tears and said: "Brother, that villain came to fight Xiao Li again in the morning, he forced Xiao Li to take out exercises or magic weapons, Xiao Li said no, he beat Xiao Li." He said to come back tomorrow, if Xiaoli didn't take it out again, he would strip Xiaoli's clothes and engrave the word "little beast" on Xiaoli's whole body, woo...... Brother, Xiaoli is so scared. ”
The anger in Chu Xiaoye's heart suddenly rose, and he said, "Do you know who he is?"
Xiaoli shook her head and sobbed, "I don't know, it seems to be a disciple here." ”
Chu Xiaoye stroked her hair, and said with a gloomy face: "Don't be afraid, my brother will come over early tomorrow, and I will definitely not let that villain hurt you again!"
Xiaoli wiped her tears, her dark eyes glanced at his mouth, her eyes rolled, and suddenly she collapsed in his arms, her body twitched, her little face was flushed, and she said with pain on her face: "Brother, Xiaoli is sick again, I can't breathe, ...... quickly Help Xiaoli, artificial respiration ......"
Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, didn't dare to hesitate, and hurriedly faced her mouth and began to do artificial respiration.
At the same time, I secretly wondered in my heart, what kind of strange disease is this, and why can't I breathe when I get sick?
Xiao Li secretly opened her eyes, her mouth slightly open, and her arms tightly wrapped around his neck.
Between the eyebrows, the crescent imprint faintly shone with a ghostly light.
A sucker!
Stupid brother!
The little white wolf closed his eyes with a happy face.
(Continued tomorrow, there are five more!)
(End of chapter)