Chapter 117: More amusement than joy
I communicated with a dog for a long time, and the facial expressions were very rich. If I let others see it, they might think I'm sick......
But I stroked the little mastiff's head, which was a compliment. Because it says that they have the ability to locate each other with the owner's spirit pet, unless the owner hangs up, otherwise even if one of them turns into ashes, the other party can find the exact location of this side.
I determined the location of the female ghost spirit pet at this time, and I guess I will be able to find Shangguan Lian.
Because the female ghost spirit is aware of my relationship with Shangguan Lian, Shangguan Lian is missing, she must find a way to follow Shangguan Lian.
I won't continue to talk nonsense with the little mastiff, if you want to really treat the dog as a friend, I can't do it......
We're going to sail again, but the members of this trip are a ghost and a dog, and it's a big and a small one......
I was floating on the water, and the little mastiff was standing on my shoulder.
I don't want to do that if I could. However, I need the mastiff to show me the way in real time, so I have to make compromises.
"Boss, you'd better be faster, or you won't be able to catch up with the heat." The little mastiff said lazily.
I rub ......
"Isn't that your favorite? You can't change eating, and I'm not interested in that kind of high-end "food". I said with a blank eye.
After hearing the words of the little mastiff, my whole ghost is not good. I resisted my impulsiveness, and I almost wanted to slaughter it and eat dog meat.
The little mastiff said that the female ghost pet on a small island in the sea, and then it was still under the island.
I rub ......
Is it an island again, or is it down there, could it be that they have become underground workers?
I squinted at the little mastiff and said as I walked forward, "If you are wrong, I will definitely let you eat what you see as 'delicacies' every day." ”
The little mastiff tilted his head to look at me: "Okay, but are you sure you didn't take the wrong medicine today, boss?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, show the way. If you talk nonsense again, I'll kill you with a fart. I opened my eyes and gritted my teeth.
"Boss, I have a stomachache, maybe a bad stomach. If you're too excited, I might just be able to hold back and fix it. ”
I rub ......
It dared to threaten me, and I hated being threatened the most. I decided, after finding the female ghost spirit pet and Shangguan Lian and Han Kun, we will eat a meal of smoked dog meat.
We turned around and traveled for most of the day.
Now the sun is quite high, and I cover myself tightly. At this time, the little mastiff moves freely, after all, it is just a beast, not like ghosts or demons who are afraid of the sun.
When we got to the island, I found that it was really the island where the old witch lived.
Shangguan pitied them, if they were here, they might have something to do with the old witch. After all, my summoning skills came from the old witch, so the old witch probably knows how to attract female ghosts and other spirit pets.
For the time being, there is no time to settle accounts with the little mastiff, so it is important to find Shangguan to pity them.
Under the instructions of the little mastiff, we went ashore near the island and looked for the entrance to the bottom of the island. However, we searched for a long time, but we could not find a way to go down.
"Little mastiff, are we going to enter from underwater?" I asked it with a blank eye.
"Woo Woo ......"
I rub ......
Are you pretending to be stupid with me again?
"Whether you say it or not, it's up to you. Just as your life is not in your own hands. I lifted its tail and said to it viciously.
"Boss, stop kidding. If I hang up, I guarantee with my life that you won't find the 'person' you're looking for. The little mastiff couldn't help shaking his body, looking a little scared.
My face hurts, and I still use my life to guarantee after I hang up, is this meowing teasing me?
I let go of my hand, and the little mastiff was a dog gnawing on the mud and completing the freefall movement in a graceful position.
However, there was a noise where it landed. It's not that it's broken, it's that it's touched the mechanism.
"Okay, this is a crooked hit. You have made a first-class meritorious service, and when I go back, I will prepare a big meal for you. "I was excited, but I let it take the lead, and I followed.
The steps below are curvy and invisible. And it's dark down there, which makes me feel a little yearning.
Well, that's what I thought......
We went down lightly, and the further down we went, the darker it felt to me, and there was a faint smell of blood.
I think so, and the little mastiff is naturally even more keenly aware of this. However, it doesn't bark, so it's IQ online.
I picked up the little mastiff and floated down. Then there is no sound at all, unless there is an unforeseen circumstance.
The "poof, puff, puff......" sound, accompanied by a foul smell, made me feel like the world had become bleak.
"You've warned me before, but ...... Did you really do that? Don't you want to live anymore? Don't you want to eat a 'big meal' anymore? "I covered my nose and threw it down.
"No, I'm going to let you eat enough at once, give you all my ...... 'Big Meal'! I lifted it up again, used it as a rag, and wiped the excrement off my body.
I lay on the ground again, rubbing and rubbing on the steps, but the smell was still not small.
"Yo, isn't this Xiao Er, Xiao Dashao?" Is this just a life-and-death struggle with maggots in the thatched house? The old witch appeared, pinched her nose, looked at me with contempt.
"That's right, I fought with you for 20,000 rounds just now, and now you don't admit it when you lift your pants?" I looked at her with a real look on my face and said.
"You, you...... You fart! "The old witch, though not young, was only about thirty years old, and she glared at me with a flushed face.
"Have you ever eaten finger bread?" I asked her this question out of the blue.
She looked at me with a confused look on her face, and then said, "Yes." ”
"Have you ever eaten a finger fart?" I asked her very calmly.
"I didn't ...... No, I don't. She was even more confused.
I immediately grabbed her hand and pulled it towards my hips. Then I "poofed" and "vented" very comfortably.
I immediately put her hand to her mouth and nose and asked, "Is it delicious?" ”
Her whole person was not good, and she was stunned.
She sniffed again, then with a poisoned expression, then foamed at the mouth, fainted to the ground, and convulsed.
"As for that? You tease, please continue your performance, and I'll watch you pretend to be quiet. I leaned over my hands and looked at her condescendingly.
"Boss, are you sure you're talking about her? Are you sure you're not laughing at yourself? The little mastiff was covered in *, and looked at me blankly.