Chapter 7: Distant Legends: Eighty-two, Human Bomb

For the sake of convenience, Fang Yuanzhi, who has been operating in the capital for many years and has achieved great results, did not hesitate to rent this house. Zhang Zhang and Liu Yanan, who can sing and dance, are the "human cannonballs" they prepared. This courtyard-style deep house with small bridges and flowing water, pavilions and pavilions has become a place to focus on cultivating "human bombs", ready to vote for the favor of Huizong of the Song Dynasty, and give him and the entire Northern Song Dynasty an explosive shock.

It should be said that Fang Yuanzhi is indeed a talented person with accurate vision. Sima Tai hired by him was the first singing and dancing teacher in the famous major teaching workshops of the Great Song Dynasty at that time. Even Master Li, a famous prostitute who is famous and loves treasures in Song Huizong, is his female disciple. Sima Tai is proficient in music theory and all musical instruments, especially the jade flute, which can stir people's hearts and souls when played, and can lure the stars in the sky into tears. The singing and dancing he teaches is also top-notch, and the choreographed dances are always amazing to everyone. In the eyes of Zhang Zhang, a professional who graduated from the Conservatory of Music, the songs and dances he choreographed not only have the splendor of ancient culture, but also inexplicably incorporate many modern and even postmodern elements, which are absolutely ahead of their time, which is simply incredible. Even the smug Liu Yanan found out about this. One day, when Sima Tai finished teaching and left with his long sleeves fluttering, Yanan looked at his back and said thoughtfully: "What a strange person! How did the dance of the Song Dynasty blend the tune of modern ballet? Didn't the second Chun Si Li add the small jumps No. 1 and No. 5 in modern ballet? And the extreme difficulty of ballet - 32 rotations on one foot called "whip turn", isn't it clearly the signature move in Tchaikovsky's tutu swan dance? Odd! How did the people of the Song Dynasty be? Did modern people copy the ideas of the ancients, or did Sima Tai travel through modern times? ”

Although Zhang Zhang did not answer, he still agreed with Yanan's views in his heart. But for her, who is more careful than her, she can understand more things that belong to the postmodern category from Sima Tai's music and dance, which is something that she has never been exposed to even for a top student in the music department. Therefore, what Sima Tai left her was not only an image of Shengxue in white clothes and an otherworldly appearance, but also a mysterious factor that could not be guessed and understood.

But these did not prevent her from having a good impression of Sima Tai, and she always looked forward to taking classes again after class, and she was often distracted during class. Therefore, when practicing dance, there is no Asian male fast who is not from a professional class. She always understands the first time and jumps decently quickly. In contrast, Zhang Zhang seemed a lot more stupid, always forcing Sima Tai to wrinkle his good-looking sword eyebrows, and walked to her to teach him hand in hand. The more she did this, the more stupid she became, and she enjoyed the quiet time when he stood beside her and held her arm or lower abdomen to correct and demonstrate the dance. When his long hair inadvertently floated to her cheeks, his scent of orchid-like fragrance and freshness, his warm palms, and so on, all of which enchanted her. Therefore, in front of Sima Tai, she is willing to be an eternal stupid student.

Sima Tai was such a keen person that he could see her heart almost at a glance. In the face of Zhang Zhang's little tricks, he did not expose or condone them. After teaching him twice, he only said lightly, comprehended it carefully, and then escaped like a cloud, free and easy. When he had just practiced singing and dancing for a month, Fang Yuanzhi held a small party for the two. The banquet invited important ministers such as Cai Jing, Gao Qiu, Wang Hao, Zhou Yanbang and others to Yanyufang to drink a meal of flower wine. On that day, everyone was half-drunk, and the two appeared on the stage under Fang Yuanzhi's signal. They wore dresses of their own design, blending the best parts of classical and modern dresses, revealing the parts that could be exposed, and subtly covering the key parts with flowers and folds. The bold and strange service stunned all the men present, and a knife came out of their eyes, as if to cut their garments.

The dance that day was very successful, and the two danced Su Dongpo's "Water Tune Song Head" together. In the loud music of Qingyue, a fairy-like artistic conception is danced. At the end, the two suddenly broke Sima Tai's choreographed dance steps in advance, and added a small piece of modern hot rumba to enter, which attracted more and more fascination among the officials present. Zhang Zhang and Liu Yanan, so the statement rose. There are also many people who come to see each other every day. But the two were impatient to see that most of these pedantic and fat-brained politicians of the Great Song Dynasty were gone. This time, they have made a lot of enemies.

At this moment, Zhang Zhang is applying makeup in his special dressing room. Serving her were the maids Huaibi and Huaiyu who were specially selected from the mansion by Zhou Yanbang, who served as the Lezheng of Dasheng Mansion. Huaibi was drawing her eyebrows, and Huaiyu was holding a bronze mirror to shine on her back and forth. She has a standard almond face, a pointed chin, a straight nose, and a pair of eyes that are full of autumn water. She looked left and right, just smiled at herself in the mirror, today's good mood is just because it coincides with the twenty-fifth day, and it is the day when Sima Tai comes to teach.

Huaibi painted her eyebrows, and Huaiyu was inserting a cloud-piercing emerald golden phoenix hairpin into her cloud-grabbing bun. Liu Yanan suddenly ran in in a hurry, and her clothes were still wearing a low-back princess dress she wore from modern times. Liu Yanan has a cute little round face, a pair of eyes like the heroine of those Japanese anime, and looks very simple and cute when she blinks.

"Sister Zhang Zhang, why are you so abrasive? He has already arrived at the house, and he is waiting for his sister in the front hall at the moment! Zhang Zhang was shocked in his heart, and immediately overjoyed. In the past, Sima Tai was a person who was punctual and didn't miss a fraction of a second, so why did he move here before noon today? Facing Liu Yanan's anxiety, Zhang Zhang smiled and defended: "The time has not yet come, you have to complain about me." Anyway, I've cleaned up my head and face, and I just asked Huaibi to fetch me the freshly sewn apricot yellow dress. Hey, why haven't you changed your clothes and are wearing your fancy dress again? ”

Before she could speak, Yanan had already flown out like a butterfly, throwing Zhang Zhang's nagging to Sibi. Zhang Zhang sighed happily, shook his head gently, opened his arms, and changed into the clothes of the guest under the service of Huaibi and Huaiyu. When she was about to go out, she looked in the mirror one last time: her skin was better than snow, her smiling face was bright, and her eyes were so gentle that they seemed to drip water. The apricot-yellow dance skirt embroidered and sewn by Hui Niang, the most famous embroiderer of the Great Song Dynasty, was decorated with pearl agate, gold and silver threads. Therefore, this elegant and magnificent dress adds a charm and purple splendor to her, and it is so beautiful that it is incomprehensible.