Chapter 79: Without Hydrology, How Can It Be Stronger?

Feng Gangpao can be regarded as an ugly man, and after some rescue by the doctor, he narrowly escaped from the dangerous period.

When his assistant told the company the news that Feng Gangpao's condition was stable, the meager situation made a comeback.

When the local potatoes insulted Luján, we didn't speak out because they were not ripe with sweet potatoes. When the local melon made a bad movie to entertain the audience, we didn't speak up because it was none of my business. When the local melon insulted Feng Gangcang, we still didn't say anything, because we didn't care about it.

But when the local melon pointed its cannon at us, we woke up instantly. Who will speak for us?

This is exactly the change in the mentality of many directors in the entertainment industry, they were still watching the show beautifully, but they didn't expect the war to burn themselves in a blink of an eye.

Li Hong, a mad dog, saw that Feng Gangcannon's combat effectiveness was insufficient, and it was no longer enough to support the flow. In an instant, the evil cannon was aimed at these innocent directors.

"Spicy chickens, talk? Feng Gangpao was hospitalized, and you were all cowardly? ”

"Hey, all of them are like turtles with shrunken heads, no wonder the movies made are so cowardly. Be a spicy chicken, and the work is also spicy chicken! ”

"If no one speaks, I can go down first, and the traffic can't hold on! Whoever wants to scare me, please help me pay a little phone bill, thank you for your cooperation! ”

Just when Li Hong was bombarding these directors, a group of people were discussing hot topics in a mysterious chat group.

[Drama Tycoon] made a sparse appearance: "Brothers, aren't you going to say a few words?" People can scold by name. ”

[Let the festival fly] cool down: "Don't blindly follow the rhythm, what's the matter with me?" ”

[Drama Tycoon] makes it rare: "......"

[Group leader] Aunt Zhang's eyes: "@全体成员, it's okay, and if you pretend to be a turtle again, we will really lose face in the directorial world." ”

[Group leader] Aunt Zhang's eyes: "Let's all respond with a few sentences, let's not lose face!" ”

……

After deciding, Aunt Zhang's gang was not idle, and instructed the assistant to get a press release, and sent it to her meager while the heat had not passed.

Aunt Zhang's eyes: "Regarding this matter, first, sweet potatoes have nothing to do!" Second, it has been handled by a lawyer. ”

Cooling: "Not everyone in the film and television industry can make a big statement, young people should respect others!" ”

Make a dilution: "Make a soy sauce, sweet potato movies and television are really spicy chicken!" (about 8:20)"

Aunt Zhang's eyes: "you spy!" Anti-string black! ”

Cooling: "I'll wipe it, you actually rebelled!" ”

The people who eat melons: "Hehe, it's so lively!" Beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, eight treasure porridge! ”

……

Li Hong was even more puzzled here, he hadn't said anything yet, why did the other side start to collapse?

It's like five people on the opposite side of his meow came down to catch him with a single-strap ADC, and as soon as they met, they found that the prince on the opposite side had framed them all together.

As a result, the five guys on the opposite side who didn't flash could only watch Li Hong output frantically.

"There's got to be a dirty py deal in there!"

Li Hong's meager article quickly received high praise.

"Yes, absolutely."

"There's a py, that's a certainty, but I didn't expect the object to be rare."

"I always thought it would be Aunt Zhang's ......"

"The national teacher has been a mother for a long time, and one person can cope with the cooling."

"Then the question is, cooling down to deal with the national teacher, who is the object of the sparse pyry?"

“…… Could it be a mosaic??? ”

"I think it's the right hand?"

"The left hand should also be photogenic!"

……

In short, the farce of a few people was instantly played into a new stalk of the year by talented netizens.

All kinds of memes are beginning to be active in social circles.

As for the main topic of the fight, it has long been thrown to Antarctica to feed the penguins.

In the midst of scolding and laughter, the first day of the premiere of "I Am Little Red Riding Cycle, I Love the Big Bad Wolf" ended successfully.

The most authoritative statistical agency in China quickly gave box office statistics on the latest releases.

I have to say that there are really a lot of people on Blue Star who pay attention to these things.

The data was updated at 12 o'clock in the morning, when everyone was asleep.

Today, however, is different.

After the release of the box office statistics of the previous day, many night owls who were preparing to go to bed were suddenly startled, their bodies were shocked, and their eyes were cracked.

This Nima is not scientific!

"1, "Husband's Flower Dress", real-time box office: 62.38 million, film arrangement: 41%, total box office: 824 million!"

"2, "I am Little Red Riding Hood, I love the big bad wolf", real-time box office: 52 million, film arrangement: 14%, total box office: 52 million!"

"3, "Torture and Murder of Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law II.: Slaughter of Sister-in-law", real-time box office: 8 million, film arrangement: 26% ......"

Sweet Potato Film and Television, a broken film that was angrily scolded by 10,000 people, was forced to squeeze into the top three, and won 52 million box office under the encirclement and suppression of many blockbusters!

"This ...... This...... It's so Nima myth! A reporter from a film magazine looked at the data on the web page and was dumbfounded.

How bad the reputation of "I Am Little Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf" can be said to have reached the point of common anger of people and gods. The proportion of films scheduled for the premiere is even lower to the flat-chested ocean bottom.

Not to mention, there are countless blockbuster encirclements and suppressions during the same period!

But even in this case, Nima can still get such a good result!

"I've traveled to the world of entertainment novels, right?" A reader who loves to read novels on the end Chinese network rubbed his eyes and said incredulously.

This achievement can be said to have shocked the attention of countless people, and it can be called the first of the top ten supernatural events of the year.

How did this get so much box office? It's so low! It's not scientific!

Regarding the unscientific data of "I am Little Red Riding Hood, I love the big bad wolf", the official quickly gave its own answer.

[Statement on the abnormal box office data of "I am Little Red Riding Hood, I love the Big Bad Wolf": The data of this film looks very weird, but in fact there is no problem. It's true that the proportion of films is only 14%, but one thing that must be considered is that their ticket prices are very expensive! At the same time, attendance has remained high. The ticket price of 120 yuan is believed to have added a lot of moisture to this box office. Anyway, look forward to the follow-up development of this film! 】

As soon as the official explanation came out, netizens understood. It turns out that this unscientific box office data is supported by unscientific ticket prices!

"emmm, I actually contributed 240 yuan (with my girlfriend), it's sad to think about it!"

"Don't cry upstairs, I went for the strongest sci-fi in history and voted 120. Well, after reading it, I went to change another pair of glasses, and it cost more than a thousand ......."

"Don't cry brother, I just had eye surgery, and it cost more than 10,000 yuan."

"Don't panic upstairs, I just found that I was blind in both eyes, and I was waiting for a cornea transplant, and hundreds of thousands of medical expenses have been smashed!"

"The big brothers upstairs are all talents, and the stories are well written, and they will sell cute, but I don't know where the ticket stub is?"

"2333, I just finished watching the night show, laughing like an idiot, 120 is a bit expensive, but it's still worth it! That's right, here's the ticket stub! [Picture]"

"[Picture] (expression) laughing, the strongest sci-fi on the is really powerful, just after reading it, I was already laughing in the toilet. Wait! I'm in a pit...... Goodo...... Gollum ...... dot dot "

"Upstairs...... You okay? ”

"Bless that brother upstairs, may there be no pit in heaven! (Candle) (Candle)"

"Bless, may there be no more pits in heaven!"

“……”