One Hundred and One: Zombie Pulling
"What? Uncle, can you still communicate with zombies? ”
"Not bad," Uncle Nine said with a nonchalant expression
"Uncle Shi, do you talk about zombies?" Cuong's face was incredible
"When a person dies, Sanqi does not speak. After fifty-seven, it is to talk nonsense, and after ninety-seven, it is to talk about corpses," Uncle Jiu said and pinched his fingers
Chang Wei doesn't understand, why do Taoist priests on TV always like to pinch their fingers? Does it count? Or what?
Uncle Nine seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly ran out of the door. And Chang Wei didn't eat either, so he followed
Seeing Uncle Nine looking up at the night sky, he also looked up unconsciously
"Meteor" is good, Chang Wei just saw a meteor that flashed away
"Uncle Shi, what's wrong with you" Ah Qiang and Ah Hao all came out
Then Uncle Nine asked a girl next to her, because the zombie was her grandfather. So I know the date of birth of the zombie
"The eighteenth day of the lunar calendar of this month is the day of the tengu eclipse. At that time, I will have a way to deal with zombies," Uncle Nine said
"So what about these days? Don't you care about zombies? Chang Wei asked. Do you want zombies to kill more people talking?
"This ......" Uncle Nine can't help it, because only on that day can he have a way to deal with zombies, now? The zombies are coming, and there is no way to deal with them by themselves and others
"Heck, since it's only a few days, let's wait, really. Dead Daoist Friend and Immortal Poor Dao" When he spoke numbly, his face was disdainful, and he was still gnawing on the chicken legs
"You ......" Chang Wei heard him say this, and immediately felt an urge to kill him
"Ma Ma Di, how do you speak, you are still a cultivator" Uncle Nine glared at Ma Ma and said, but looking at Uncle Jiu's tone, it didn't seem to blame Ma Ma Di much
Chang Wei knew, no wonder in all zombie movies, Uncle Nine would try his best to save people. But he didn't care at all about the dead. I guess this is the common denominator of all cultivators in this world
After late at night, Chang Wei opened the window and looked at the street. At this time, every household locks the doors and windows, and there is no shadow of the light at all. I can't even hear the roosters and dogs barking, it's like a dead town
"Tie" "Tie" "Tie"
It was like the sound of a hammer hitting the ground. And it's getting closer
"Where's the sound at such a late hour?" Even the one who played the shift was on vacation, so played, who was outside
Chang Wei poked his head out of the window out of curiosity. And so he saw it
A green-faced and fanged, dressed in the Qing Dynasty government, and a zombie with fingernails as long as fingers
And the most terrifying thing is that the zombie and Chang Wei are looking at each other
"Mom" Chang Wei suddenly turned his head back, kept patting his chest, and said: "Scared me to death, scared me to death"
After all, it's the first time I've seen zombies, and it's normal to be scared
And this is, the sound of "bangbang" continues, and it is getting closer and closer
Chang Wei stabilized his mind and wanted to close the window, but this was, the zombie had already come outside the window
Fortunately, this is the second floor, and if it is the first floor, it must not be scared to death. But this second floor is all trivial for zombies
What is that question? If you don't die, you won't die. Yes, if Chang Wei was like others, turning off the lights and windows, and sleeping on the bed, the zombies would not come to his downstairs
"Huh, horse, death is death, it's a big deal to go back" After all, he has been a soldier for six years, and it is normal to be afraid of zombies for the first time, but once he really wants to do it, Chang Wei will not be afraid of anyone
It's really a bit smooth sailing in the first two worlds, so Chang Wei doesn't know what it means to be afraid
Since he decided to do it, Chang Wei is not cowardly. casually took out a bronze sword from the space, which was still a spare one for himself during the Qin Dynasty, and now there is one
After taking out the bronze sword, Chang Wei jumped directly from the window without saying a word. And he holds the sword in both hands and raises it above his head. Slash down at the zombie's head
The "bang" zombie's top flower feather was split in half, and the zombie seemed to be stunned and took several steps back. But the bronze sword in Chang Wei's hand was also broken
"My sword" Looking at the bronze sword that was broken in his hand, Chang Wei was powerless for a while
This sword is really not worthy of his own great strength
The "roaring" zombie was slashed off by Chang Wei's sword, and the top wearing Hualing was removed. And the skull seemed to be injured as well, and he immediately became angry
I think that after it was injected by a foreign scientist, no one has injured it, but the person who appeared in front of him today injured himself as soon as he came, and he also broke his hat. It's really unbearable for uncles, but can't for aunts
So the zombie relied on his copper skin and iron bones, as well as his body that was not afraid of Maoshan Taoism, and fought with Chang Wei
"Tie" "Tie" "Bang Bang"
Whenever Chang Wei comes into contact with a zombie, he will make a banging sound. It's as if two pieces of iron are striking together
And Chang Wei took care of the long nails of zombies, so every time he fought, he didn't dare to let the zombies' nails touch his body. If its fingernails cut itself, wouldn't it turn into a zombie?
So Chang Wei played a little timidly. And what about zombies? It doesn't take care of that much
What's the sound outside? Uncle Jiu, who was still practicing, heard the sound of fighting outside from time to time. I'm curious, it's so late, who is practicing? Or who is fighting whom. So I walked out and wanted to see it. But when he first walked to the yard, he found that Ma Ma Di, Ah Qiang, Ah Hao and the girl Zhuzhu were all in the yard
"Uncle Shi, it's so noisy outside" Ah Hao rubbed his eyes as if he hadn't woken up yet
"Yes, Uncle Shi"
"Hmph, I don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing outside? Wouldn't you just know if you went out and saw it? He said with a nonchalant expression
"Okay," Uncle Nine agreed
But they didn't notice that Chang Wei didn't come down. And at such a late hour, who will fight outside?
When they opened the door, a dark wind blew them all up
"No, who will fight outside in the middle of the night" After Ah Hao opened the door, he was woken up by a gust of wind, so he immediately closed the door
When Uncle Nine and the others heard Ah Hao say this, they all suddenly came to their senses
"No, Uncle Chang is not here" or Ah Qiang has a conscience, and he remembered Chang Wei at this time
"What?" Uncle Nine was startled, hurriedly walked forward, opened the door, and looked outside, and at this look, he saw a scene that he will never forget
Because Chang Wei is afraid of zombie nails, it is difficult to exert his strength. I've been pressed and beaten by zombies all the time
Chang Wei hurriedly took a few steps back, pressed his chest, breathed heavily, looked at the zombie and said, "you MMP, Lao Tzu fought with you"
Chang Wei didn't say a word, and rushed towards the zombies. The zombie swept through the thousands of armies with both hands, and Chang Wei immediately bent down and swiped forward. While paddling forward, he grabbed the zombie's right hand with his quick eyes
Chang Wei took the opportunity to turn over with a harrier, grabbing the hand of the zombie and forgetting about it. The zombie also bent over, but Chang Wei once again pressed his knee against the zombie's waist. And grab the zombie's left hand with his left hand
Then Chang Wei stepped forward with his left foot, caught the force of leaning forward, and pressed the zombie to the ground
"you, aren't you a cow? I'll let you Niu Bi" clasped the zombie's right hand and broke it inward, like a screw. Then the right hand keeps pointing in one direction. In the end, it felt like it was almost screwed, and with a hard pull, the zombie's right hand was torn off like this
In this process, the zombie always wanted to resist, but it was suppressed by Chang Wei, no matter how it resisted, it was useless
So then, in the same way, the zombie's left hand and head were torn off. But the head is pulled directly, like pulling a turnip
After removing the zombie's head, Chang Wei threw it casually, and then sat on the zombie's body and inhaled heavily
"Yard, let you skin me again, and when I meet zombies in the future, I'll kill you like this"