This kind of thing, if nothing else, is the most common thing we can't live without.

Cell phone!

That's right, these marriage lines are actually tied to the mobile phone!

With the moment when these marriage lines and mobile phones are connected, one by one illusory handsome guys and beauties appear in the café!

If you look closely, you will find that these new handsome guys and beauties are actually realistic models of people in the café!

For example, the pair of men and women who met on a blind date in a café that Hou Wanquan saw suddenly appeared next to each other and an illusion that was exactly the same as the photo in the mobile phone, or even more perfect!

These apparitions replace the impression of the opposite object in each other's minds.

For example, the man is holding a more perfect woman at this time, talking and laughing!

And the woman was even more crazy, at this time she actually took out her ID card from her bag, it seemed that she was ready to communicate with the handsome guy in front of her, one and zero (one and zero communication?!). If you can't understand it, it means that you are still saved, and if you understand it, you are really not saved - 1 and 0! Very vivid)!

It's just that although she emotionally can't wait to have a crazy communication with the other party, and then get up together to welcome the sunset!

However, after all, a mobile phone is a mobile phone, even if she has a heart, and the mobile phone also began to have human emotions at this moment, and even, in some aspects, began to develop and change towards human beings......

However, in a short period of time, there will still be no such negative distance contact!

Of course, if you take 10,000 steps back, even if there is this kind of contact, I'm afraid it's just the vibration function of the mobile phone......

Without waiting for Hou Wanquan to take a closer look, another clone also sent a message......

directly turned the ontological consciousness over, but Hou Wanquan was directly stunned!

That's right, there's a wedding in the hotel!

A wedding like no other!

Hou Wanquan is a wedding that he can't dream of!

The same hotel, the same auditorium, but there are 'two couples' holding a wedding!

Looking at the wedding photos placed at the door, it is obvious that it is the groom and the bride and groom in the 'two couples' who are getting married, and it seems that today should be the wedding of this pair of brides and grooms!

However, in the chaos just now, the situation has changed strangely!

A couple of newcomers became two couples!

It's just that the groom's marriage partner has become-

A fish!

A dead fish!

A big-headed dead fish!

A big-headed dead fish with a wide mouth!

(Anyway, it's very dirty, readers, think it for yourself, genius no longer describes...... ）

As for the bride's marriage partner, it is even more wonderful!

Not one at all!

It's several!

I saw the bride standing happily in front of the ceremony, and there were three plates on the stage, from left to right, three things were placed in the three plates-

A green cucumber!

A fresh corn cob!

A two-section lotus root!

(Genius is pure, genius doesn't understand!) Omega Tofu! ）

Of course, this is not the most exaggerated, the most exaggerated thing is that the guests around them, as if they could not see this, no, they must have seen it, because whenever the bridegroom's side or the bride's side saluted, the guests below would face the groom and the fish; Or the bride and those three vegetables!

Obviously, these people have seen it, but I don't know why it turned out to be absolutely absolute, these are all normal!

Hou Wanquan, who saw this scene, had only one thought-

In this world, the special mother is crazy!

No, the world won't go crazy, it should just be crazy itself!

At this moment, Hou Wanquan even had a little bit of the feeling of Dr. Qu back then-

"Everyone is drunk and I am sober, everyone is turbid, and I am alone!"

How can you be happy to put on dirty clothes after just taking a shower?!

Now Hou Wanquan is depressed and wants to commit suicide!

In the next moment, the picture changed again, and this time, it turned out to be the doppelganger of the image of the horse corpse, which directly forcibly transferred the consciousness of the deity!

If it weren't for Hou Wanquan clearly knowing that the soul of the horse corpse had been completely shattered, and all that was saved was pure memory and instinct, he would definitely think that the horse corpse was alive again!

Originally, Hou Wanquan was going to pretend to be angry and shock the doppelganger of the horse corpse, but when Hou Wanquan saw the situation in front of him, he was completely confused!

Don't say it's pretending to be angry, even if he is really angry, he can't get angry at all this time!

Because, what appeared in front of him can't be described by common sense at all-

This special mother, a morning glory, is in love with a cow!

That's right, and it seems that the morning glory is still male, and the calf, no, is a cow, but it is a female!

The love story of morning glory and cow is more shocking than those so-called love stories of wolves and sheep!

Wolves and sheep, no matter how you say it, are still animals, but morning glory and cows are seriously cross-species-

One is a plant and the other is an animal!

And it's also a herbivore!

Of course, if this is the case, Hou Wanquan will still deceive himself and say something, this cow is crazy, after all, no cow will find a morning glory to fall in love!

What's more, morning glory can't speak, let alone express her feelings to the cow!

In Hou Wanquan's view, this cross-species love has only one ending-

Morning glory eaten by a cow!

However, in the next second, Hou Wanquan was stunned!

Completely confused!

Because, he heard the voice!

That's right, not the so-called cows, but morning glories!

Morning glory! He even spoke!

"Honey, we're going to get married now, okay?!"

That's right, this is exactly the exact words of morning glory, in the moonlight, in one of the flowers of morning glory, such a sentence popped up!

And the cow who heard the words of the morning glory was moved to tears, and without even waiting for the other party to continue, she directly pounced on the morning glory, stretched out her tongue, and gently licked the dust on the morning glory!

In the next moment, the morning glory took the initiative to sort out a red morning glory, and the two leaves sandwiched the flowers, and gently inserted them next to the cow's ears!

Even, Hou Wanquan can still see the tears of happiness in the cow's eyes......

At this moment, Hou Wanquan went completely crazy!

Morning glory is actually in love with a cow!

Marry now!

The world seemed to feel that it was not crazy enough, and in the next moment, something happened that made Hou Wanquan's outlook on life, worldview, and even faith collapse-

The ants on the ground, unexpectedly, are actually separating the family!

That's right, the ants after the combination of two and two, just carried the food on their backs and left the nest!

Even, from the time these ants left the nest, Hou Wanquan also felt the breath of different genders from these ants!

Whether it is a worker ant or a soldier ant, at this moment, there is a gender independently!

Ants, there is a gender on their own!