Chapter 4 There is no bad teaching of bear children
"What the hell is going on?" Meng Yang couldn't help but burst into foul language. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Meng Yang knew at this time that he was definitely not in a dream, he opened his eyes suddenly, but unfortunately he seemed to be in that nightmare state again, his eyes could be opened, but his body was stiff, and he couldn't move if he wanted to.
Although Meng Yang's eyes were open, those spots of light did not disappear, and all this was obviously not over.
The scattered spots of light began to gradually combine, forming a beautiful and childlike interface, yes, although that interface has an obvious exotic style, but from Meng Yang's point of view, you can still appreciate the beauty and meaning from it.
Suddenly, a strange and contemplative voice sounded in Meng Yang's mind, listening to it with a magnetism, although the voice was pleasant, but I didn't understand it at all, this was obviously a language outside of Meng Yang's cognition.
But soon, the voice paused for a moment and suddenly changed, and it changed to authentic earth-flavored Chinese.
"Meng Yang, what we are going to carry out next is the life manufacturing course in the compulsory education stage of primary school......"
The magnetic, teacher-like voice of Teacher Zhong Xiang spoke, and Meng Yang was stunned when he heard it, and he couldn't help but burst out.
"Who the hell are you?"
"......," the voice paused, "...... I am the primary school compulsory education life creation course auxiliary teaching intelligent courseware A9527 type, you can call me 9527. ”
"Who the hell are you?" Meng Yang's mind was full of various lawsuits.
"I am the A9527 type of intelligent courseware for auxiliary teaching of life creation courses in primary school compulsory education."
"You're an intelligent program?" Meng Yang asked suspiciously.
"According to the knowledge system of human beings on Earth, I am not a program."
"And what are you?"
"In words you can understand, I'm an intelligent being."
"Intelligent life?" Meng Yang was keenly aware of the difference between this word and the program, "That means you are self-aware?" ”
"According to the understanding of the earthlings, yes."
"Where are you from?"
"According to the concept of earthlings, I come from the ancient civilization of the ancient Xun River system 30 million light-years away, but according to the concept of earthlings, this is data from 350 million years ago, considering the relative movement between river systems in the universe, the relative distance needs to be redetermined before it can be finalized."
"Okay...... So what are you doing here? ”
"It's not me who I'm doing, it's ...... I was accidentally ...... by my last student Lost ...... Lost on Earth......"
"Oh...... It's such a sad story, I feel sorry for you, and I sympathize...... But what are you looking for me for? ”
"The meaning of life is teaching, and I must teach a student with perfect scores!"
"......" Although the tone of 9527 has not changed, Meng Yang inexplicably heard a certain impassioned sense of mission from it. Isn't it a good thing to deal with such idealists?
Meng Yang thought about it and asked weakly.
"Can I not learn? Or you can find someone else, there are 7 billion people on this earth, and you can teach them one by one, enough for you to teach for another 300 million years. ”
"Sorry, you are registered as a student and cannot change it."
"I wipe ...... When did I sign up? How did I not know? Meng Yang couldn't help but roar.
"You didn't say no last night when you were going through the registration process."
“...... Last night...... "Meng Yang was depressed when he heard it, such a terrifying way of registration, who would have thought that this would be refused."
"If ......" Meng Yang tried to test the boundaries of 9527's behavior, "...... I mean, if ...... What happens if I don't study, or don't study well? ”
9527 listened to the faint sentence, "There is no bear child who can't be taught well." ”
Meng Yang shrunk his neck when he heard this, although 9527's tone was very flat, how could he feel murderous when he heard it?
"For the students...... "Meng Yang continued to probe," ...... Shouldn't we pay attention to the protection of the rights and interests of minors, or at least respect the individual rights of students? ”
"Humans talk to ants about human rights?" 9527 defies it.
This metaphor is full of discrimination against red fruits, standard race + discrimination!
But if you want to refute it, Meng Yang still feels a little lacking in confidence, because 9527 has existed for at least 300 million years, and when it appeared on the earth, let alone humans, dinosaurs have not yet appeared, it is estimated that at that time, human genes were still hidden in a certain bug.
"Since you are all regarded as ants, then how can you be interested in teaching an ant?"
"The meaning of life is teaching, and I must teach a student with perfect scores!"
Well, it's this sentence again, whenever 9527 says this, it always feels like a fanatic is possessed......
"That...... If I'm not careful...... I mean, just in case...... You know, I'm all ants, so don't expect too much from the IQ of ants...... What should I do if I don't get a perfect score? ”
"If it were you, what would you do with that ant?" 9527 faintly asked a rhetorical question.
9527 said it softly, but the content of the expression made Meng Yang creepy!
Yes, if Meng Yang is going to teach an ant, if the ant is not powerful......
Imagine lying in front of an ant nest as a child, performing all kinds of ant tortures: burning, flooding, focusing with a magnifying glass, pulling legs, twisting flattening, soap bubbles, provoking an ant civil war......
Meng Yang suddenly felt Alexander, this ...... If you don't study well, your life is in danger...... This is really terrifying, and what is even more terrifying is that the way to die is likely to break through the sky, completely beyond human imagination...... Because that's completely out of people's extraterrestrial imagination......
The alien version of the Ten Tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty......
Meng Yang found that it was better to pray that his IQ was better!
Meng Yang remembered another question, "That...... Can I ask for outside help, or let others know about your existence? ”
"Whatever you want, it's you who can't complete the assessment anyway."
“...... You're not afraid that I'll hand you over to the government? ”
"Whatever, you're being sliced anyway, and they may not be able to find me in the slices. You're dead, and I'm looking for the next student. ”
“...... I don't necessarily have a lot of time to study, I need to work every day during the day to earn money to support myself, which will delay my studies. ”
"That's your business!"