Chapter 626: Encountering Ghosts on the Road
Bai Chang didn't really want to talk to these ghosts, but when he was discovered, a ghost pointed at him and shouted, and a large group of ghosts surrounded him.
"Hey, why is he so handsome?"
A group of ghosts were talking about it, Bai Chang coughed twice, and smiled: "If you say so, I don't object to it." ”
Hey, handsome people just can't help it, people praise in the world, ghosts in the underworld, I really hate it......
"You see, he is not only handsome, but also has no injuries on his body at all, how did he come to the Ghost Dao like this?"
The other headless ghost, holding his head in his hand and putting it around his neck, said dangling.
"Yes, yes, this is unreasonable, could it be that he died of poisoning?"
"Nonsense, the face of poisoning and death is not like this, have you forgotten Wu Dalang?"
"Oh...... That's right, then he died of illness? ”
"It's impossible for a sick person to come to the Ghost Road, I think, he was angry to death, right?"
"It's possible, but the angry person doesn't have this expression, you see him laughing, it's all dead, what's there to be happy about?"
"Could it be that he died laughing?"
"Hey, this is pretty much the same, I heard that people who die laughing are always smiling, but in fact, he is always aggrieved in his heart."
"Forget it, let's not guess, let's go over and ask......"
These ghosts are like this, a gossip heart is still immortal, and it is burning.
Bai Chang looked at these ghosts, the more he watched, the more coke he became, and without waiting for them to ask, he took the initiative to speak.
"You don't have to guess, I'm not a ghost, I took the initiative to come to the ghost."
Bai Chang told the truth, but when these ghosts heard it, they expressed their disbelief.
What are you kidding, the ghost is a ghost who doesn't want to come, how can anyone take the initiative to come?
Bai Chang sighed and didn't explain too much, but took out a pocket from his body, opened it, took out a lot of food from it, and handed it to these ghosts.
"When we met for the first time, there were no good things, these were the ones I brought with me before I came, and I couldn't finish eating, so you're welcome, let's go together."
Before coming to the underworld, Bai Chang learned from the experience of the last time, and put a lot of food in his pocket, and just happened to meet these ghosts, so he took them out to make some points.
Facts have proved that both people and ghosts will not refuse the benefits sent to the door.
Especially for these ghosts, who have no food at all in the Ghost Dao, can't starve to death, and have been struggling with their stomachs all day long, the food that Bai Chang took out made them feel the joy of the New Year.
No, I haven't been so happy during the New Year, this is simply Guanyin Bodhisattva's grace and purification of suffering sentient beings.
Looking at the things that Bai Chang took out, in fact, it was nothing more than some steamed bread flatbread, plus a little pickles, he was more urgent when he came, and he didn't have time to make anything delicious, anyway, for these ghosts, he couldn't eat anything good or bad if he gave him a pizza burger sandwich and a family bucket to take.
And there are too many food additives for those things to be enjoyed by ghosts, and this most ordinary steamed bread is the favorite of ghosts.
The reason is very simple, down-to-earth.
Looking at these seven or eight ghosts, grabbing steamed buns and flatbreads like crazy, and even picking up a little scum that fell on the ground, Bai Chang couldn't help but shake his head, and said in his heart that it was too miserable, these ghosts were probably worse than the hungry ghosts in the Lechuan River.
At the very least, the hungry ghosts in the Lethe River in the underworld also have the opportunity to encounter almsgiving pujas, and Guanyin Bodhisattva will also go to Pudu the suffering beings every once in a while, and even the Hades King will actually often let people send some food to help those poor ghosts living in the underworld.
But the Ghost Dao is a place that is really being abandoned by the Three Realms.
Even Guanyin Bodhisattva won't come, so what can they eat?
These ghosts lay on the ground and snatched some of the food that Bai Chang took out, until there was no slag, and then they sighed and stood up reluctantly.
The disemboweling one held the intestines in his hands, with a satisfied look on his face, and said to Bai Chang: "This brother, thank you, don't laugh, we people, at least, have been wandering here for hundreds of years, and often haven't eaten a bite for several months...... I didn't say it, you friend, I'm done. ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and patted Bai Chang on the shoulder, but the intestines flowed out again, so he quickly wrapped his hands around it, and said with a bitter face: "I'm sorry, my intestines are so annoying, I've been around for hundreds of years, hey......"
Bai Chang smiled: "Actually, you can think of a way, for example, to sew up the belly?" ”
The ghost spread his hands: "How to sew?" I don't have a needle and thread, I'm annoyed, it's better to let me lose my head, just hold it with one hand, it's good, I can't hold it with two hands......"
This ghost is a quick talker, but the one next to him who lost his head is not happy.
"Hey, hey, belly breaker, who are you talking about, what's wrong with me losing my head, do you think I'm comfortable? When you eat just now, at least you can still eat with your mouth, and it's a big deal to leak out of your intestines, what about me? I took the steamed bun and tore it into small pieces and stuffed it into the cavity, my head is just an ornament, which of you has me troubled? ”
When he said that, the hanged man stopped doing it.
"You still hold your head as an ornament, and you have the ability to throw it away? You can at least stuff steamed buns into your cavity, what about me? I can't stuff it into the cavity, I can't chew it with my mouth, and it takes my nose to swallow it down. ”
The head pouted and said, "You have teeth and heads, why can't you chew?" ”
The hanged man said: "Nonsense, you stick your tongue out for half a meter, you chew one and I'll see?" ”
He turned his head and said, "Then you can swallow it too." ”
The hanged man said, "You stick your tongue out for half a meter, and you swallow one for me to see?" ”
"If there's anything you can't swallow, my head must be fit, and I'll swallow one for you now."
"Fart, we're tired of you!"
"I'm willing, you deserve to bite your tongue when you eat!"
"I'll kick your head like a ball!"
The two ghosts were about to fight as they talked, and the ghost next to them with a head like a rotten watermelon came over to persuade them to fight.
"Hey, be content, I haven't even eaten a bite of that steamed bun......"
When he spoke, his voice was indistinct, and it was obvious that his whole mouth was rotten.
Bai Chang was speechless when he watched from the side, and hurriedly came over and said: "Don't make noise, don't make noise, I probably know all your troubles, your intestines can't be retracted, your tongue can't be retracted, your head can't be retracted, your head can't be settled, your head is ...... I'm sorry, but can you still call this a head? Oh sorry, don't be angry, I mean, I can actually help you guys and solve your problems. ”
"Is that true?"
Several ghosts asked in unison.
"Well, you're going to do me a favor first, okay?"
Bai Chang looked at these ghosts and said with a smile.
(End of chapter)