Wang Han felt that history was playing a joke on him.

Zhang said that Xuanzan's face was like the bottom of a pot, his nostrils were facing the sky, his hair was curly and his beard was red, and he was eight feet tall, which should be a pig's nose on his black charcoal-like face in Wang Han's imagination, and at the same time curly hair, and he was very tall. In later film and television dramas, most of the praise was to put a scar on the face, or make a fire-like bubble, which looked ugly.

But that's not the case at all.

The real Xuanzan stood in front of Wang Han, Wang Han was in a trance for a long time and didn't slow down, and his mind was full of a question, when did the African savages come from the Central Plains?

That's right, Xuanzan is ugly, not the kind of ugliness that ordinary Central Plains people think in their hearts, he is fundamentally another race, he is not only black in the face, he is black all over his body, only his teeth are white when he laughs.

Curly hair? How many blacks have uncurly hair? In Wang Han's impression, black hair is mostly black, but Xuanzan's hair is a little red, not only his hair is red, but his beard is also red, and his chest hair is also red.

Gao is really tall, standing more than a head taller than Wang Han, looking at Wang Han condescendingly, the two nostrils are huge, isn't this what Zhang said The nostrils are facing the sky?

Not only is he tall, but he is also obese, weighing 200 pounds and upward, bloated and sloppy.

He also spoke in standard Tokyo official dialect, "Dare to ask the little brother, but Wang Han, the chief disciple of the Imperial Boxing Gym?" ”

Wang Han looked at the other party blankly, arching his hand, "It's the little brother, the elder brother is a famous ...... in Tokyo" The words behind him are not embarrassed to say, and he can't be called ugly in front of others.

As a result, Xuanzan himself said, "That's right, a certain family is Choujun Ma Xuanzan." ”

Wang Han was in a trance, almost didn't stand firm, and relieved himself to let Xuanzan enter the house to sit.

When he went into the house to pour tea, the first question Wang Han asked was, "Where is Brother Junma's hometown?" ”

Xuanzan looked at Wang Han calmly with his fish-bubble eyes and replied, "Pudong." ”

Pudong is the later Yuncheng of Shanxi, which is said to be the hometown of Master Guan.

Xuanzan speaks of his hometown of Pudong, and speaks standard Tokyo Mandarin, apparently living in this land since his mother's womb, and it is likely that he himself does not know that he is an alien.

It is no wonder that the county lord hanged himself on his wedding night, because the ugliness of Xuan Zan has surpassed the imagination of humans in the Central Plains and reached the standard of ghosts.

Isn't this Wang Han saying nonsense, after a thousand years of the invasion of the Eight-Nation Alliance, don't the people of the Central Plains call them foreign ghosts?

As for the origin of Xuanzan, Wang Han believes that it may have been sold by food or brought by boat from the Luzon Islands. You must know that since the Jin and Tang dynasties, there have been many people with colored eyes and different colors in the Central Plains, and they called dark-skinned people Kunlun Nu at that time.

Wang Han once read a novel about Li Weigong of the Tang Dynasty, which mentioned Kunlun Nu, saying that Kunlun Nu came from the dwarf black people in Southeast Asia, their skin was like lacquer, but their limbs were slender, their physique was excellent, they were not afraid of cold, they were not afraid of illness, they could run and jump well, and they were good at swimming and shipbuilding.

Kunlun slave is a pet raised by the rich family, ordinary people can not see, brothels often raise one or two Kunlun slaves, if there is a guest need Kaki door-to-door service, let Kunlun Nu carry the Kaki to send over, and wait for the guest to run out, and then carry it back.

Wang Han is looking at wild history, which should not be true, but half of the wild history is true, that is, there have been black slaves in the Central Plains since the Tang Dynasty.

When it comes to navigation technology, Fusang sent Tang envoys to learn Confucian culture in the Tang Dynasty, which shows that the shipbuilding technology at that time was enough to maintain ocean transportation.

What's more, Africa and Asia are separated by only one Suez Canal, which is still artificially opened, and it is completely possible to come over by land.

Thinking of these, Wang Han felt sad for Zhao Jing's daughter, the first time he heard the story of the ugly county horse, Wang Han thought it was the county lord's hypocrisy, no matter how ugly and old the man was, wouldn't it be the same when the lights were turned off at night? How many years has the Song Dynasty been, and they are all sixteen little girls with fifty old wolves.

Not to mention anything else, Su Shi once wrote a poem more than ten years ago: Eighteen brides and eighty langs, with pale hair and red makeup. The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia. It is about his friend Zhang Xian who was eighty years old and married an eighteen-year-old concubine, and the concubine gave birth to two boys and a girl for him very competitively, and the concubine was still crying when Zhang Xian died.

There is also Wang Han's future father-in-law Li Gefei, Li Gefei gave birth to a daughter Li Qingzhao when he was forty years old, and his wife died not long after, and he continued to marry the sixteen-year-old daughter of the prime minister's family, and they didn't say anything, and they didn't give birth to a son to Li Gefei.

Why can't you get to the county lord? will actually seek death on the wedding night. What's more, Junma is still a big hero who has added glory to the Great Song Dynasty, so she is not worthy of it?

It wasn't until Wang Han saw Xuanzan with his own eyes that he dispelled his misunderstanding of the county lord.

It's not that the county lord is hypocritical, but that he praises this appearance, in the eyes of the honest Han family's children, it can't be called a person at all, and his appearance can't be described as simple and ugly, he not only has a black face, but also a black neck, and a black chest skin, not to mention how hideous and terrifying it is, where can the county lord who is overbearing and expensive accept it?

In this regard, Wang Han believes that the county lord is much stronger than the brainless women of later generations.

Well, if you get a big treasure in the future, don't forget to give the county lord a high-level title.

figured out this, and at the same time, I also figured out the reason why Xuanzan obviously has a good martial arts background, but he can only hang an idle job in Tokyo. Those who are not of my race will have different hearts. No one wants to see him, let alone the county lord who is dead.

stabilized their minds at the moment, the two drank tea, Xuanzan put the cup, and got straight to the point, "I heard that the Wang brothers fought with that demon Dao?" Know his bottom line? ”

Wang Han was surprised in his heart, didn't Zhang Biao bring back what he said? Yes, Zhang Biao knew that he couldn't afford to provoke Lin Lingsu, so he concealed the matter.

Do you want to tell Xuanzan yourself?

Wang Han thought to himself, that night to lead the fire to Lin Lingsu, mainly because he had just fought with a Taoist priest, and he was angry with the Taoist priest in his heart. Now that two days have passed, looking back at himself and Lin Lingsu, it seems that he doesn't have much grudge, but he just bragged about himself, Lin Lingsu secretly wanted to dismantle the stage, but he didn't dismantle it.

Moreover, when Iriyunlong appeared that night, he didn't seem to be hostile to himself, otherwise the battle scene that night was a different scene, including the last Iruyunlong scratching his palm, which was also a slight warning, if he really wanted his own life, he should take advantage of the smoke to stab himself in the chest.

Thinking of this, Wang Han replied: "It's a hand-to-hand, the thief and demon method are a bit powerful, and it's really difficult to deal with." As he spoke, he raised his palm to show Xuanzan, "Oh, this is what the demon left behind, I punched him a few times blindfolded, and I don't know if he was injured, so he turned into a puff of smoke and left." ”

Xuanzan's eyes blinked, "How did you escape?" Where did you flee? Heaven or earth? ”

Wang Han replied: "But I don't know, he flew out of the window on the second floor, I only saw a puff of smoke, and when the smoke cleared, the person was gone." ”

Xuanzan smashed the table when he heard this, "This fang is really cunning, and in the past month, more than ten crimes have been committed." Then he asked, "Do you know what he is about?" ”

Wang Han replied: "A few days ago, I also had a drill with Lin Lingsu Daoist, Lingsu Daoist will release thunder and lightning spells, I thought, since they are both Taoist priests, ask Lingsu Daoist Xingxing if there are clues." ”

Xuanzan nodded, "That's right." After speaking, he reached out and touched the cup, drank tea, and after drinking, he raised his eyes to look outside the house, his expression was obviously idle and painful, and he suddenly asked Wang Han, "I heard that the brothers of the Wang family have obtained the true biography of Zhou Dong, and there is no one in the fist and foot kung fu royal boxing gym?" ”

Wang Han immediately waved his hand, "No, no, it's all rumors, and there are no less than two slaps in the Royal Boxing Gym that can beat me." ”

Xuanzan grinned, "Brother is modest, people who practice martial arts should not be like this, come, a certain family is looking for you today, one is to inquire about the whereabouts of the demon Dao, and the other is to ask my brother for a few tricks." ”

Wang Han was helpless when he heard this, but he also aroused his fighting spirit, and wanted to see how many catties and taels of Xuanzan, who ranked forty in Liangshan. put down the cup at the moment, and said heartily: "So I will play with my brother." ”

Xuanzan was overjoyed, got up and walked out, stood still in the courtyard, and asked Wang Han, "What is my brother's best at?" ”

Wang Han replied with a smile: "Since it's playing, you should play sumo for entertainment." ”

Xuanzan nodded, "That's the best." ”

The sumo wrestling of the Song Dynasty was completely different from the sumo wrestling of the later generations, the purpose of the sumo wrestling in the Song Dynasty was to knock the opponent down, you can punch and kick, but you are not allowed to grab the opponent's belt, and you can't attack the crotch or use a hidden weapon blade. Both: In sumo wrestling, if a team is thrown down three times in a row, it is declared a loser.

The sport was passed down to later generations, and was divided by Sumo, Indian wrestling, and Krav Maga in Israel.

The reason why Zhou Dong taught Wang Han sumo was because sumo wrestling was the most widely spread social activity among the people of the Great Song Dynasty and the largest number of participants. Since Wang Anshi's reform, the people of the Great Song Dynasty encouraged the raising of horses, and the Baojia Law encouraged the people to practice martial arts, and the Great Song Dynasty had long been on the road of martial arts and strong army, but everyone was a Song person, and they could not compete with each other, so sumo wrestling came into being.

I often play sumo wrestling, which can strengthen the body, and once I encounter a war, the rules are slightly changed, and I can use a blade and kick the crotch, which becomes a killing skill.

Therefore, in the land of the Great Song Dynasty, whether it is the people or the city, tile shops were built everywhere, which were specially used to watch sumo matches, and every night people crowded to wave the flag and shout for their favorite sumo masters.

As far as the ministers of the DPRK and China are concerned, more than eighty percent of them have learned a few sumo wrestlers when they were young, and the so-called weak Great Song Dynasty is far from being as weak as later generations think.

Let's talk about Wang Han's sumo wrestling skills, which is really the true biography of Zhou Dong, all kinds of pushing, pulling, shaking, sticky, tumbling, and rolling make the opponent unable to figure out the reality, especially when he learned to be drunk with eight immortals later, and he can also make all kinds of feints. He was born with strong arms and a stable lower game, and he was a natural wrestler, so he naturally became a tyrant in the Royal Boxing Gym. I came out of the boxing gym, and I haven't fallen with anyone yet, so when I meet Xuanzan today, I have to have a good time.

As soon as the two took over, they each tested their strength, and then began to use the means, pushing and pulling three or five times, Xuanzan fell, and Wang Han laughed. Xuan praised it unconvinced, and when he came again, he was wrestled by Wang Han again. Fighting out the real fire, Xuanzan took off his clothes, revealing the swarthy and bulging tendon meat, a layer of red curly heart hair on his chest, the appearance was extremely disgusting and ugly, and there was a certain smell on his body, Wang Han was disgusted, and quickly sold a vacancy, and was carried over the shoulder by Xuanzan to win back a game.

The Xuanzan was happy like a two-hundred-pound child, dancing with his hands. Wang Han sat aside and gasped, regretting in his heart, knowing that he should not have agreed to play with him.

He was not satisfied with such a praising and played a few more times, Wang Han tried his best to endure and fell him a few times, but fortunately the Zhang family beckoned them to eat, and Wang Han was able to be relieved.

After eating, Xuanzan put his arm around Wang Han's shoulder, "Brother Wang, a certain family has not been so happy for a long time, and it is a great blessing in life to meet you today." ”

Wang Han responded hypocritically: "I think the same way. ”

Xuan praised the great joy, "This is good, you brother, worthy of association." ”

Seeing that Xuanzan didn't leave after eating, Wang Han was puzzled, and secretly wondered in his heart, I am afraid that this ugly county horse usually has no friends, and finally met someone who doesn't hate him, so he won't let go?

Thinking so, he took Xuanzan to play outside, and the two of them went to Jingmingfang Night Market, looked at the East and West Yulin Lane, and then said goodbye.

Early the next morning, Na Xuanzan really came again, carrying two big fish in his hand, saying that he had just gotten fresh goods from the morning market, and took a bag of ejiao, saying that he had learned that Wang Han had an injury on his foot and asked for good medicine from King Yan's mansion.

Zhang's words of gratitude were heard, but Wang Han's heart trembled, it's too bad, this ugly horse is really pestering himself.

Said helplessly, Xuan praised a good martial arts, and could shoot a series of arrows, originally able to get a good errand in the army, but because the county lord disliked him ugly and hated and died, King Yan hated him, everyone disliked him, and finally ended up with a defensive envoy Baoyi's idle position, which belongs to the work of having a monthly salary but no specific position, so he can only hang out outside.

And because he is ugly and has a heavy body odor, no one wants to deal with him.

In addition to praising the black ugly, he is still born with six fingers, with a total of twelve fingers on his left and right hands, which is why other people's arrows are three, but he can put four at a time, because he has more fingers than others, and naturally he can hold one more arrow.

Wang Han doesn't hate this, although he is a bit talkative, but his kung fu is really not bad, and he will inevitably use it in the future. Wang Han was even thinking that in the future, when the country became bigger and expanded to the west, should he get an army composed of all Kunlun slaves?

After a few days of fighting with Xuanzan, the palace suddenly sent a little eunuch out to look for Wang Han, saying that Xu Zhen's picture of the Nine Heavens Xuannu had been prepared and submitted, and the official family was overjoyed after seeing it, and this time they wanted to summon Wang Han into the palace to receive the reward.

Wang Han was overjoyed and praised Xuan: "Brother Junma, I'm afraid that the younger brother will also become an official." After speaking, he hurriedly changed his clothes, tidied up, and followed the little eunuch.

This time I went to the palace, I took the Donghua Gate, and took the shortcut to the Wende Palace. On the way, Wang Han asked the little eunuch, "What is the expression of the official family after reading the picture of the Xuannu?" What was said? ”

The little eunuch replied: "Naturally, it is a great joy." Then he said in detail, but Wang Han was stunned.

It turned out that as early as a few days before Xu Zhen presented the picture of the Xuannu, the Taoist chief Lin Lingsu also sent a scroll to the official family, and said: Don't open it to see it first, wait until Wang Han's picture of the Xuannu is finished, and open it to see it together.

Let's just say that this thing is not godly, and when Xu Zhen sent the Xuannu picture, Zhao Ji opened it, and a wonderful thing happened, the Xuannu on the two Xuannu pictures, except for the different clothes she wears, her appearance and expression are exactly the same.

The officials are overjoyed, and they want the ministers to come to see that the real blessing from heaven is in line with the great Song Dynasty.

The little eunuch was excited, but Wang Han's face sank, and he scolded in his heart: The old fox Lin Lingsu took advantage of Lao Tzu's head.

You don't have to think about it to know what's going on, it must be that night that Yunlong saw the portrait made by Xu Zhen, and went back to tell Lin Lingsu, and Lin Lingsu made an identical painting to fool the emperor. In this way, in the emperor's opinion, Lin Lingsu and the Xuannu Niangniang he saw were the same person, so he would believe more that there were ghosts and gods in the world.

The way of thieves, really the way of thieves.

As soon as I arrived at the gate of the Wende Palace, I saw a large number of courtiers coming out of Hulala in the hall, each looking panicked, like a lost dog.

Among them, Wang Han also saw his father-in-law Li Gefei, holding his robe with his head down, shaking his head all the way.

There was still Xu Zhen in a green robe mixed with the crowd behind, Wang Han went up and grabbed him, "Xu Pingshi, but how is it?" ”

Xu Zhen saw that it was Wang Han and sighed, "Zeng Xiang is angry." When asked again why he was angry, he didn't say it, but asked Wang Han instead, "Have you ever seen half of my picture of Xuannu?" ”

Wang Han didn't understand, "What half?" ”

Xu Zhen said: "It's the half of the one that was destroyed by you that night, and only the one with the appearance of the Xuannu remains." ”

Wang Han clapped his hands and understood, "That half of it is gone?" So now Lin Lingsu has an identical one? ”

Xu Zhen nodded, with panic on his face, and said in a low voice: "This time it has reached such a point, don't make any more extraneous branches, Zeng Xiang knows that the two paintings are from my hands and want to die." ”

Wang Han nodded again and again, "I know." ”

Xu Zhen arched his hand and left quickly, leaving a sentence, "Be cautious in your words and deeds, so that you can do it yourself." ”

Saying this made Wang Han feel uncertain and a little panicked. I don't understand, what's going on with this big Song Dynasty, it sounds like everyone is afraid of that prime minister?

He waited outside the Wende Palace, the little eunuch went in to report, I don't know what Zhao Ji said, Wang Han heard a few voices arguing, arguing, speaking fast, emotional, it seems that something can't be decided, and he also said a lot, Wang Han couldn't hear it clearly, only the last sentence, a majestic man spoke: he called him in to ask, to see what he understood.

Wang Han's heart trembled when he listened, and he already felt that it was not a good thing to enter this time.