The breeze is gentle and the sky is blue.

Lam wanted to cry without tears.

Lin Fan, what the hell are you talking about?

What does the donkey's screaming have to do with him?

"Lin Fan, don't slander me!" Lin Zhengxiong felt very hurt when he saw everyone's eyes.

He's a normal person, hey.

Not some big pervert.

What kind of eyes do you have?

It's like I did my donkey's screaming.

Lin Fan said seriously: "How can I slander you, what I said is true, it is one, the night is dark and windy......"

"That day, I finished my homework, went to the field and dug a loach, and then I was ready to go home. ”

"When passing by your door...... Suddenly......"

There was a terrible scream from inside. ”

"I was terrified. ”

"Subconsciously look at your yard......"

"Guess what I saw?"

Lin Fan asked everyone.

Everyone couldn't help but be curious for a while.

That night, Lin Fan, at Lin Zhengxiong's house, what did he see?

One of the uncles couldn't help but ask, "What do you see?"

"I saw ......" Lin Fan showed a very frightened expression: "I saw ......"

Many people secretly swallowed their saliva.

Lin Fan, what did you see?

How does it feel so terrifying?

"I saw ......" Lin Fan's voice was lowered.

The crowd involuntarily approached.

Even Zhang Yue is no exception.

Then, Lin Fan said, "Guess what I saw?"

Everyone was confused......

"Poof!"

Zhang Yue laughed out loud directly.

This guy has been pretending to be here for most of the day.

Just when everyone thought he would give the answer, he actually said, "Guess what I saw?"

Everyone who came back to their senses rolled their eyes in unison.

Lin Fan is too appetizing.

"Could it be that you saw Uncle Zhengxiong?" Zhang Yueqiang asked mysteriously with a smile.

Lin Fan looked at Zhang Yue in surprise: "You, how do you know?"

"Guess!" Zhang Yue looked casual, and blinked slightly playfully.

Lin Fan slapped his thigh: "Congratulations, you guessed right, but there is no prize!"

"Then guess again, Uncle Zhengxiong, what are you doing in the yard?" Lin Fan asked again.

The crowd was interested again.

After all.

The donkey screamed in the middle of the night.

It's so reverie.

Could it be ......

Lin Zhengxiong, did you really do that kind of thing?

Zhang Yue shook his head and said, "How do I know." ”

"Come, I'll tell you, but don't tell Uncle Masao, otherwise, he will have low self-esteem. Lin Fan's face was very serious.

Lin Zhengxiong on the side rolled his eyes wildly.

I'm right here, do I need to be told?

Am I transparent?

(A certain author: You are just a passerby, can you be opaque? Give you so many scenes, and you're still excited, right?)

"I tell you...... He ...... "Lin Fan is mysterious.

The crowd was in a hurry.

You're going to talk about it!

"He actually ......"

What did you say?

"He actually ......," Lin Fan said, his voice sped up: "He's actually urinating, oh my God, he's actually defecating everywhere." ”

The crowd was in high spirits.

Hearing Lin Fan's words.

Qi Qi was speechless for a moment.

Open defecation.

You're so mysterious, so nervous......

under this atmosphere.

Is it really good to say that people defecate in the open?

Zhang Yue couldn't help laughing.

Lin Fan, Lin Fan, are you a tease sent by the monkey?

When Lin Zhengxiong heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Nima.

I'm scared to death.

I thought that what bad things Lao Tzu did were discovered by you.

It's okay, it's just open defecation.

"It has nothing to do with the screaming of the donkey!"

"That's it, Xiaofan, you're not kidding us, are you?"

"Yes, yes, Xiaofan. ”

A crowd shouted.

They wanted to know why Lin Zhengxiong's donkey kept screaming.

"I didn't lie to you, the reason why the donkey screamed was entirely because, Uncle Masao. Lin Fan's face was sad and indignant: "Yes, it's because of him, I didn't expect that Uncle Zhengxiong was dressed like a dog, and everything he did was not personnel!"

"What?" Everyone was interested again: "Xiaofan, tell me quickly, what's going on?"

"yes, yes, I'm dying. ”

Lin Fan raised his head, revealing a look of remembrance.

"It was a ...... with a dark and windy month"

He wasn't done yet.

It was interrupted.

"Stop, stop, you've been caught with the loaches, and you'll tell me why the donkeys of the Masao family keep screaming!" said an uncle.

He couldn't take it anymore.

Itchy heart.

Donkey......

Masao ......

Well.

Person.

with brutes.

can make an ethical blockbuster, tsk.

Lin Fan was not angry because of his uncle's interruption, and continued: "That night, I passed by his door...... Suddenly......"

At this point, he paused again.

The crowd held their breath.

I want to know the answer next.

"Suddenly, a gust of wind blew......"

"Cut!" the crowd snapped.

"I felt a little chill in my body, and that's when I realized that I was going out without clothes. ”

"Cut!" the crowd cut again.

"At this time, suddenly ......"

"Huh?"

"In the courtyard of Uncle Masao's house, there was a scream. ”

The spirits of the crowd were lifted.

It's coming, it's getting to the point, it's finally here.

"I secretly, secretly, gently, gently, and looked into the courtyard of Uncle Masao's house......"

"Oh my God, guess what I saw?"

This time, everyone ignored Lin Fan.

Guess, guess you're a big-headed ghost!

You love to talk about it or not.

"I saw ......"

"Huh?" a group of people approached Lin Fan.

"I saw ......"

"What the hell do you see?"

"I saw it, Uncle Masao, actually, actually, ......"

"What is it?" Someone couldn't help it: "What the hell is it?

"He actually, unexpectedly, he didn't wear pants, he was naked, in the courtyard dam, peeing, it's just, it's immoral, it's insulting!" Lin Fan said righteously.

A group of people couldn't wait to beat Lin Fan hard.

You've been talking about it for so long.

It's still nothing to do with the screams of the donkey!

I have to say.

At this moment.

The fire of their gossip is already raging.

Even Zhang Yue was aroused by Lin Fan's words.

"We just want to know why the donkey keeps screaming in the middle of the night. A little girl said very dissatisfiedly: "Lin Fan, you hurry up!"

Lin Fan spread his hands, then glanced at Lin Zhengxiong, and said bitterly: "Uncle Zhengxiong, how can you treat your donkey like that?"

"It's simply inhuman!"

"Hey, I'm worried when I see it. ”

"You say you're still human?"

"It's just a donkey, and you are so cruel to it, that it howls in the middle of the night, and I feel uncomfortable listening to that sound......

Everyone's eyes lit up.

The main topic is finally here!

They had waited for this moment for too long, too long.

I still remember, that one......

Forget it, the night when the moon is dark and the wind is high is still saved!