I don't know where to start with this story, how to tell it, generally all ordinary people like me may have an ordinary past in this generation, with a family that is a little stronger than average, a nagging but gentle mother, a father who is busy with work all day long and occasionally frolicks with his son, a exam paper that is not very good in the eyes of the teacher, maybe this life should be so plain, and then elementary school, junior high school, high school, college or something, Live like this step by step, and then find a woman who looks pleasing to the eye and others can't look at her, and won't cheat halfway to get married, and then give birth to a son, no, the son is too annoying, or a daughter is better, the daughter is the father's lover in the last life, and well-behaved and obedient, well, yes, that's it, and then busy together for life, just like that, the whole life should be over.

I won't make any major contributions to the motherland, and I won't suddenly go to the news one day, that kind of thing is very troublesome, and it is not easy to live this life plainly, it is not easy to be a celebrity, and sometimes it is inevitable that there will be a sense of sadness before aging, but people's character has been developed, and I can't change it if I want to, maybe I don't want to change it at all, which is the biggest sorrow for a seventeen-year-old vigorous teenager, But I don't think it's going to be like this, being able to watch anime every day, fantasize about my future woman, and look at the math scrolls full of strings, these are enough to make my life full of tragedy, and there are more tragic things than this, maybe I never thought about it before, until that day came.

What about me. Seventeen years old. It was eight or nine o'clock in the morning. That's what the great man said.,Although I'm watching anime.,It's like I can't wake up with my eyelids pulled.,But the words of the great man should be very reasonable.,So I've always thought so.,Of course, the main thing is that this is what the head teacher said.,That's a greater existence than a great man.,Because she can play the board.。 So my rebellion and self-esteem have long since been conquered by the ring ruler in her hand.

Looks, I think I'm a tall and handsome guy who is super invincible and explodes in the universe, but after a lot of eye testing, I sadly found that their aesthetics seem to be very different from mine, human beings are stupid and always can't find beauty, although I don't know which bastard's mouth this sentence comes from, but I deeply agree with this aspect.

My name is Zhang Yi, well, that's a pretty good name, it's my dad's brain, after thirty minutes of flipping through the dictionary. I was guided by God, and even though my mother would often say that the main reason why I was not good was because of my name. But this does not prevent my complacent father, and I have no say in this regard, so I can only accept it silently.

That's my general situation, in my graduation form, the junior high school teacher left a very conquest of the comment is probably all my summary before the age of seventeen, and I can definitely express her inner thoughts more accurately with more omission after reading it, a "two" word almost summarizes all my character, although I know very well that this is mainly because my parents did not give gifts to his family during the New Year's holidays, and I am not the kind of proud son of heaven who has excellent grades and excellent grades. In addition, every time she has to work at home, she does not take the initiative to participate in the inevitable result, but I still go my own way, I have to say, in a certain aspect, I am obsessed like a madman, so it led to my two-word summary of life.

When my mother taught me with that cherry mouth, I didn't say these words, just kidding, buddy is a filial son, and for a seventeen-year-old child to know so much about the Tao is obviously a bit precocious, which is not in line with this year's trend, so I resolutely dodged it, continued to look at Lux on my screen, and continued to dream of my seventeen-year-old ignorant and full of fantasies.

Of course, I'm not useless, those program symbols that are completely ignorant of dizziness in the eyes of others, in my eyes are like a group of cute elves, it seems that from the day the computer came to this world, it seems to be an innate ability, so powerful that I sometimes feel terrified, because I don't have a teacher who is proficient in this kind of master, I am completely self-taught, and even I ignore some of the learning processes, Sometimes I often feel panicked and wonder if I am an artificial person created in a research laboratory, and I have pressed a super-power chip in my brain, waiting for a sacred and glorious mission one day, such as saving all mankind or something, this thought makes me panic and sleepless, so I muster up the courage for more than ten years and ask my parents loudly if I am their biological child.

Later, I found out how challenging this question is, more lethal than the sentence "I know the truth of the matter" said by a cross talk actor, the first goddess in my life stretched out her gentle palm and slapped me the head, and I immediately understood that I was really her own child, those messy thoughts, after this slap, I completely pulled me back to reality, before I had no courage and ability, my life trajectory did not deviate in the slightest, She told me in the most practical and direct way, who is the God who rules my life, yes, how can I put such a heavy hand if I am not my own, in front of this truth I realized how ridiculous my previous thoughts were, just like I am not afraid of how difficult or giving up the head teacher will make it difficult for me to fail in the exam, but I am afraid that his most powerful killer weapon will call my mother, which will definitely be the first possibility to make the female tyrannosaurus mad, and it will be more than three minutes late for my father to come home.

So under the above summary, I can only hide in my room shy and humble, crying at the second goddess in the computer every day, such a teenager who does not dare to resist, it seems that he is destined to not attract the goddess to come out of the computer to save me in dire straits, so my life trajectory is still in accordance with the guidance of the first goddess, strong and tearful walking, so I came to City A to prepare for a life and death exam.

It seems to have been from the beginning of my journey on this path. I knew that this was the beginning of a tragedy. The ruthless and despicable taxi driver brutally threw me, the poor flower of the motherland, on the highway. He ignored the two lines of tears that flowed from my seductive face, and resolutely raised a cloud of car exhaust, and I raised my middle finger deeply at the back of his car, and cursed in my most vicious words, "Your sister!" ”

Originally, this was the end of the matter, at most I dragged my "girlfriend" notebook box to find a haystack to sleep overnight, I have watched too many martial arts movies I have not had such a yearning, but when I walk on this dim and wide endless road, all I think of is horror movies. Squeezing out all the martial arts complexes I once fantasized about, under such strong stimulation, I decisively chose a warehouse, of course, if everything could be done all over again, I swear, this is the stupidest decision I have ever made in my life, and it completely corrects the comment that the junior high school graduate teacher wrote to me.

When I saw the chilling scene, when I saw the blood flowing, the thought of running away definitely occupied the top of my mind. I had imagined that one day I might step on the clouds of color and punish the vile wicked with a thunderbolt. I once dreamed that one day I would make thousands of troops surrender with a wave of my hand, and then with an extremely coquettish figure, my former childhood crush tablemate, was completely conquered by my royal spirit, but I swear, this really only exists in fantasy, I never thought that one day, in this harmonious society, I will let me really experience it myself, especially before I have obtained the main force of salvation, this happened in advance, this is definitely the saddest, more sad than lying down.

I really don't have the courage to face death, I don't have a delusional disorder and want to go crazy, and I won't be a fool to be a good person, but, years of ideological education, how many movie clips, finally made me make this stupidest decision, I actually heroically saved the beauty, although the dark warehouse made me can't see whether she is beautiful or not, but the tragic cry made me can only comfort myself as she is a beauty, and then I realized what a ridiculous thing it is.

I picked up the first weapon in my life, a square wooden stick, I felt that such a powerful weapon hit my head would definitely hurt Mom, and then turned around and fled, but the fantasy is plump, the reality is skinny, when I used the fastest 100-meter sprint speed in my life to kill behind the other party, I realized that there is a big gap between ants and elephants, I raised my arm with the most heroic fantasy, I want to learn kung fu inside, Stephen Chow's coquettish stick, but the next moment,It's pitch black in front of my eyes.,That hideous smile.,The woman who didn't apologize all disappeared in my field of vision.,And then in less than a second.,The vision returned to clear.,In front of me is everywhere white.,White like heaven.,Well,I've never done anything bad in my life.,In addition to flooding ants with water when I was a child.,Hit a bird with a slingshot.,Secretly smashed the glass of the teacher's house with bricks.,I'm still a good teenager.,Especially when I saved the beauty of the hero at the last moment., Although the result was not beautiful, my soul was beautiful, and in short, I should have come to heaven.

In front of me is a bald man, sure enough, heaven is still rampant Buddhism, I knew that it was better to eat fasting and chant Buddha when I was born, at least at this time I can communicate two sentences, although this bald man is at a loss like me, and he is still wearing casual clothes, but he still can't hide the trace of moral fairy energy that rises on his heavenly spirit cover, it is said that people without Huigen are invisible, so I decisively think that I can see it.

"Amitabha, this master, how to go to heaven?" I twisted the palm of my hand with one hand, and in order to show my sincerity, I stretched my fingers like an onion, and I never noticed that my fingers were still very good-looking, but now I don't have time to pay attention to these details, otherwise the master will kick me into hell as a mortal, and it would be impossible to cry.

Hey, I feel a little inexplicably sad when I think of this, although my mother is a Hedong lion, and occasionally becomes an exterminator, but most of the time she is still a fairy sister, but unfortunately I am afraid that I can only fall into the empty door and my Buddha as a companion in this life, and since then Yin and Yang have been separated, no, heaven and earth. . It's not a good name. Anyway, it's hard to see, thinking of this, I also added a sentence of Amitabha Buddha to her in my heart, wishing this woman a lifetime of good health, happiness, and not too much sadness.

The master in front of me didn't seem to have seen me so good before, so he didn't even react for a while, no wonder he came out to do a reception. This Huigen is also a little too low, but why is the corner of his eye twitching? Could it be that the nervous response is out of balance? Or is there a retardation in heaven? This is not a good phenomenon, I will have to say a word to the Buddha in charge for a while, and after the golden light shines, this buddy should be able to transcend.

"Poof" This is like a strong protest from a person who can't hold back his fart, damn it, there are still people in heaven who filthy the air like this, following the source of the sound, I turned my eyes sharply, wanting to use my eyes to warn this benevolent brother of this immoral behavior. But then I got a little wilted, because the guy was wearing a black suit. 1.80 meters tall, strong arms comparable to his thin and pitiful thighs, and in the end, what I want is that this brother still has a gun on his body, with the level that I have seen professionally on Baidu pictures for many years, I can almost instantly confirm that it is genuine.

At this moment, this strong man is irrepressibly raising his head and laughing, beating his chest and out of control, I haven't fantasized about it, just let him laugh to death, but I also know that this is an impossible thing to happen, really damn it, there are such terrorists in heaven? Shouldn't it be a place where moral and good people who accumulate virtue and can't bear to kill exist during their lifetime, why are there such thugs?

"I want to... You're mistaken somewhere, you are indeed a person who died once, but this is not a paradise, but a place more terrible than hell. The woman standing next to the laughing man said, it was a woman with a very good temperament, the age should be about the same as this man, about twenty-five years old, tall, wearing the same clothes as this man, her very sexy figure was perfectly set off, hearty ponytail, with some intellectual eyes, it is easy to have a feeling, this is a smart woman who will never drag mud and water when doing things.

Misunderstood? Isn't this paradise? So how can there be a monk? Who are they? A place scarier than hell... Is it an exam room? Okay, I'll admit it's a bit of a spoof, but... What the hell is going on with this sister, I think my brain is a little bit unbright.

"Hello, although I don't know your name yet, I still want to thank you for your righteous rescue." A girl blocked my sight, the height is on par with me, very appropriately blocking all the vision in front of me, from her words it is not difficult to judge, she is the girl she just planned to rescue, not long nor short French, delicate eyebrows, beautiful and strong eyes, at this time it is considered to be clear to see the other party's appearance, it is really a hero to save the beauty, but not the type I like, of course, if you can not die, marry her I also admitted, watching the beauty stretched out a friendly and slender finger, I graciously shook her hand.

"You're welcome, the road is uneven and pulls out a knife to help, uh..., eldest sister, can you tell me where this is, I'm a newcomer, no, I don't know anything about this new ghost." In the first half of the sentence, I can still speak boldly, but in the face of this unknown fear, I suddenly became a Tang monk with a sad face, I hope that the beauty in front of me can see that I saved her life on the premise that I can provide me with more help, after all, he died in front of me, should be regarded as an old ghost.

"I heard Sister Xu say, this is a place called the Apostle Space, our life and death are in the hands of a person called the Apostle, whether we can go back alive or not depends on the next performance, and I don't know much more." The girl in front of me explained it to me, although she couldn't fully understand it, but she probably had a little understanding, and she could go back alive? I swear, it's the most beautiful sentence I've ever heard since I was in my mother's womb, and it definitely contains more than four plus signs of sugar.

Just when I was so excited that I wanted to shout loudly, two light clusters appeared next to me and began to flicker, although I was also very scared in my heart, but after all, it was a person who had died once, and the ghost was very face-saving, and I couldn't weaken my majesty, so I mustered up the strength to feed, and stared at the changing white light with wide eyes.

The white light dissipated, and a man and a woman came out of it, I swear, this is the absolute most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life, no, even in the anime, it is difficult to see such a beauty, there is almost no word to interpret her beauty, there is no place to pick out flaws, like a bright night pearl, which plundered all the light in an instant, and completely covered the original two women who were also beautiful women.

"Let me introduce you, this is our captain, Lin Xiu." The woman who spoke earlier said, obviously referring to the man who just walked beside this beautiful woman, who looked a little weak, although he was a little taller than himself, but he was not too strong, the eldest brother and the second brother were just the eldest brother, and he also had a baby face, and he looked a little delicate and biased towards women, such a person as the captain? It's too easy to ignore, especially around such a beautiful woman, no wonder I haven't noticed it just now

He's definitely not at fault.

That was his first impression of me, and at this moment, if someone told me that he was the one who did miracles and would lead us to life, I would definitely squirt him in the face and beat up the liar.

But I would never have imagined that it was this slender and smiling man who would drag us back from the hands of death again and again in the future, trampling the strong under my feet, and that slender figure that kept creating miracles, I will never forget.

Excerpt - Xiao Er's Travel Notes (to be continued......)

PS:Actually, this chapter should be considered an external chapter.,But I haven't created it yet.,So I'll put it in the text.,In order to apologize.,I'll send you another chapter in the evening.,In addition,Thank you for being lonely on behalf of loneliness.,Evaluation votes.,Urge more support.,Ride a donkey and thank you!