Chapter 1: The Wedding of the Century: II
Lili's wedding was held in the South China Botanical Garden. Traditionally, I was half an hour late to enter the South China Botanical Garden. As soon as I entered the gate, I suddenly felt anxious and hurried to the toilet. While squatting in the toilet, two people walked in and talked while making noise.
One of them said, "Now, it's really not a good thing to know a lot of people, birthdays, marriages, etc., the burden of gifts is too heavy." If you're not careful, after a month, you'll be working for these bastards. β
Another said, "Indeed, I have not much left this month, and I have no choice but to think about finding something else." β
The former said, "I have nothing to think of, like this buddy today, I can't hide." If you look down and don't see what you look up, you can't take it if you give less, and you can't afford it if you give more. β
The latter said, "I had no choice but to stuff a newspaper in it to fill the faΓ§ade." β
The former said, "Is that okay?" β
The latter said, "Anyway, there are a lot of people, some people don't know how to write their names on red envelopes, and we don't write our own names, even if this guy finds out afterwards, I don't know who did it!" β
The former said, "That's a good idea, I'll go find a newspaper too." β
I put on my pants and washed my hands at the sink and said, "Dude, this isn't very authentic!" β
The two men were a little embarrassed when they found me, and one of them said, "Dude, don't take it seriously, it's just a joke, it's just a joke." As he spoke, he pulled out the newspaper in the red envelope and stuffed two hundred-yuan bills into the red envelope.
Li Lili's wedding scene is really big, along the way, there are sparkling lights and roses on both sides, and then a virtual world where light flows and intersects. At the end of the virtual world, there is a girl looking around. As soon as I saw this girl, I couldn't help but cry out, "Ruoyun! β
The girl saw me and said, "My name is not Ruoyun, my name is Ruoyu." β
I said, "When did you change your name?" β
The girl said, "I'm not called Ruoyun, I'm called Ruoyu." Ruoyun is my sister. We are twin sisters. β
I said, "Just fool yourself!" β
Ruoyun used to be a travel friend of mine, and we had trekked together in Lop Nur, so we knew each other a little and talked about each other. In my impression, although Ruoyun can speak well, he is not a person who likes to fool. I haven't seen it for a few years, but it's become so babbling. It's really invincible!
Ruoyu looked at me in disbelief and said, "I'm really not Ruoyun." Although we sisters are very similar, we can still tell the difference between familiar people. β
I looked at Ruoyu with a serious face, and some of them were skeptical.
Ruoyu flipped out a photo on her phone, which was a photo of the sisters. Although the two are similar in the photo, their clothes and hairstyles are different, which is obviously deliberately to distinguish people. I thought about it for a while, Ruoyun seemed to be quieter, and Ruoyu was a little more flamboyant.
I asked Ruoyu, "How is Ruoyun now?" β
Ruoyu said, "I haven't been in touch for a long time, and I don't know how she is now." β
I said, "Aren't you sisters?" β
Ruoyu said, "It's hard to explain this. β
As we talked, the old cannon came over. Lao Pao tilted his head to look at Ruoyu and asked me, "This is your serious girlfriend?" β
I smiled and didn't answer.
Ruoyu said, "We're just ordinary friends. It's not boyfriend and girlfriend. β
I said, "No way, girls are so humble now." β
The old cannon smiled and said, "It seems that I still have a chance." β
I kicked the old cannon and said, "We're discussing the red envelope, what's the matter with you!" β
Ruoyu smiled, reached out and took out a red envelope from the bag he was carrying and said, "I'm ready, and the names of the two of us are written." β
At this time, I realized that the strange girl who called me the day before to meet and talk was Ruoyu.
Lao Pao looked at the thickness of the red envelope, stuck out his tongue, and said to me, "Brother, let's discuss it and write my name on it." β
I said, "Why are you everywhere?" β
The old cannon said, "Isn't this unemployed and strapped for cash!" β
Ruoyu took out a pen from his bag and handed it to Lao Pao along with the red envelope, "Write it yourself." Anyway, there is not much more than one person, and one less person is not less. β
Lao Pao wrote his name on the red envelope, returned the pen to Ruoyu, and said, "Thank you for the beauty of the rivers and lakes for saving the emergency, and the great grace will not be thanked." I'll pay the fine first, so I won't prevent you from flirting. Then, he went to sign in with the red envelope.
Ruoyu looked at me with a smile and smiled a little meaningfully.
I said, "No way, he's like this, give a little sunshine and it will shine, and give a straw mat and lay eggs." β
Ruoyu said, "I have seen it today, and slaughtering people can also be done in this way." β
I said, "I didn't kill you, you must have asked me, and since you have asked me, the first meaning means that it should be." β
Ruoyu shook her head and said, "I'm just wondering, how could my sister get mixed up with people like you back then?" β
I said, "That's what your sister is doing to us." β
Ruoyu said, "What's in it for you? Why can't I see it? β
I said, "This can only be understood, not spoken." You'll experience it later. β
Ruoyu glanced at me, "I hope it's as you say." β
I said, "I promise the yuan!" β
As we spoke, we walked towards the home of Li Lili's wedding.
On this night, Lili's wedding scene was dreamlike, full of high-tech content, creating a wonderful world with light and color. I have to admit that with this flow and condensation of light, coupled with the heavenly sound, it is indeed full of creativity and shock.
Li Lili's wedding banquet was a buffet style. After a bit of gossip from the host, all the weddings are followed by the same sensationalism, followed by a performance by singers and bands, accompanied by video footage of the bride and groom. When the host announced the start of eating, the hall was suddenly crowded, and for a while it was impossible to tell who was who. Amid the sound of plates and spoons staggering in the hall, I sweated profusely and grabbed two plates of food, and Ruoyu found a table in the corner and sat down.
Ruoyu looked at my elated but not embarrassed appearance, and her face seemed to be smiling. I said, "I'm sorry, the common disease of the Chinese, where there is a grab, I can grab it, and I am not exempt from vulgarity." β
The old cannon brought a glass of wine to our table, and I unceremoniously drove it away. I told him not to show up in front of me if he couldn't get two plates of food. But a moment later, the old cannon came back with two plates, one containing half a corn and the other with half a salted duck egg.
Ruoyu couldn't help but be silent when she looked at the old cannon holding the two plates seriously. After a while, he looked at me and said, "We can get down to business now." β