Chapter 101 is full of nonsense

At this point, I'm still a human being.

This potion that can be turned into a human potion in an hour is no longer worthy of its name, and now an hour has long passed.

I see that this zombie doesn't know self-esteem and self-respect, and even pretends to be a good official.

I'm not happy about that, and I want to teach it a lesson. But as soon as I looked at it, my little heart was pounding, and it was so scary......

However, I couldn't break free, it was too strong.

How good is this for me, I suddenly lost hope in this world to continue to live, I better turn back into ghosts.

However, I was actually still greedy for being alive, so I held back and didn't turn back into a ghost.

"Come, be happy......" I cried out, crying out the endless sadness in my heart.

"What's wrong with you, husband?" In my trance, I saw Shangguan Lian facing me, and she looked at me with a confused expression and said.

I rub ......

It turned out to be a hallucination.

"Not exactly hallucinations." Shangguan Lian should have understood my thoughts in my heart at this time, so she pointed to the zombie group not far from us.

"These zombies can actually do illusions, and they just turned your appearance into a zombie." I said helplessly to Shangguan Lian.

Shangguan cupped his chin and said, "This group of zombies may also be an illusion created by the dream demon. ”

"No No No, they're real." I don't know why, this sentence suddenly came out.

"How do you know?" Shangguan Lian asked as he pulled me away from the zombies.

"Intuition, no explanation." I said coolly.

"Do you dare to talk a little more nonsense?" Shangguan said as he pinched my ear.

"Don't dare, how dare you......" I took her hand, and slowly took her hand away.

This group of zombies was originally surrounding us, so we stayed away from the zombies on the other side, but approached the zombies on the other side.

I see this dilemma, and I have to summon a female ghost pet again.

"You should have a way to deal with these zombies, right?" I just asked politely this time, I think she should have a way.

"Of course there are ways, and solving the Dream Demon will solve them." The female ghost pet said, and smiled at me.

I really want to strip her naked and ...... Spank her.

Ahem...... I am a pure man. Even when the time comes, I'll turn back into a ghost, a pure ghost.

What should I do? What to do? What to do?

There is no road in the mountains and rivers, and there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and there is no endless road.

I want to summon a ninth-level spirit pet again, but there is little hope of that. But nevertheless, I'm going to try.

I bit my finger that I didn't know how many times I had broken, I tasted blood that I didn't know how many times, and I felt the nausea of blood that I didn't know how many times I had felt.

Well, I'm being a little hypocritical. However, I am not a slut, who loves who is who......

I repeated the action of summoning the spirit pet, but I failed again and again, and I was a little discouraged. However, I still didn't give up, who made me so good......

Shangguan Lian and the female ghost spirit pet surrounded me one by one, and with their protection, I felt very relieved.

But how do I feel a little bit like a little white face?

No, it doesn't exist, I'm actually pretty dark......

After I tried it for a while, I felt a feeling of crowding, as well as various scratching and tearing sensations.

No way? When did the girl and the female ghost pet become so unreliable? What about the promise to protect me?

Well, they didn't say that......

I opened my eyes and found that Shangguan Lian and the female ghost spirit pet had also suffered the same situation.

Luckily, we're not human, or we're going to be zombies......

These guys are so annoying that they don't bite people, not to mention that they bite people, and they don't stop biting.

I pulled out the dagger that I had snatched that could damage spirits, and stabbed the zombies.

Shangguan Lian can attack and defend with a black energy layer, and the female ghost spirit pet has a very strong melee attack, so there is no big problem with both of them.

However, I am in serious trouble.

It hurts, it hurts......

I tried my best to fight them, but I kept getting hurt. Why is it always me who gets hurt?

Han Kun's voice sounded from the treasure bag at this time: "Xiao Er, do you remember the Dao Fa?" Do you remember the Dharma? Do you know how to mix the two methods? ”

Oops I'm going to ......

Han Kun actually learned from me, a "problem boy", and asked me three questions at a time.

"I don't remember, I don't remember, I don't know." I'll tell you the truth, but I'm still a little embarrassed to say that.

"Tai Chi, Liangyi, Four Elephants, Bagua. Taoism, from simple to complex, and then from complex to simplified. Phases are born from the heart, and intentions are determined by the heart. Han Kun said in a dull voice.

I immediately replied, "Brother Kun, if you have something to say, don't play any word games with me." Although I also went to college before I died, I was highly educated, but ...... If you have something to say, put it away. ”

I'm covered in injuries now, because Shangguan Lian's black energy layer has been scratched by zombies, and now we have almost no means to defend ourselves.

Han Kun was silent for a while, and then said helplessly: "Actually, it's just to forget your moves, and then learn new ones." ”

"But I don't know any moves at all, and I forgot about wool?" I was about to roll my eyes, and I tried my best to say the whole sentence.

"Actually, the best move is no move. Without moves, the enemy will generally not be able to judge your next move. Han Kun further explained.

"So what the hell am I supposed to do?" At this time, my nose and face were swollen, and my speech was a little slurred.

"Brother Kun, don't talk nonsense, although I often do this......" I vomited blood while communicating with Han Kun in the treasure bag.

"Tai Chi, you should know it, right? Follow the overall moves of Tai Chi, and then you shuffle the moves, and then reorganize the moves, and it becomes your moves. Han Kun's voice became quieter and quieter.

"Brother Kun, don't fall asleep, otherwise, I may be in danger." I hurriedly replied.

However, there was silence in the treasure bag, and there was no sound at all, not even the loud sound of a fart.

Well, the semantics are repeated, just when I strengthen the tone. The words are vulgar, and no one knows them......

Shangguan Lian and the female ghost spirit pet were scattered by the zombie group at this time, and they were even farther away from me.

I pretended to play Tai Chi, one move at a time...... It's all blind comparisons. However, I guess it's still quite powerful in the eyes of others.

People envy people, and people are in the envy of people...... Just as a man talks about man, so man is in the midst of man's talk......

I made this comparison and make this group of zombies stunned. They froze, looking at me like aliens.

Actually, I think they're more like aliens.

(ps: I thought I would be paid today, but in fact, there is still half a month to pay, which is embarrassing......

The book is now only twenty-five "fans" on the fan list at the starting point...... The results are too dismal, although newcomers have new books, this is the norm. However, I always felt that no one liked to watch it. If my grades have been dismal, I might as well give up my books as soon as possible...... )