It's really a bad year, and it's not going well, but this year is the first time I've gone out, and the money I brought was stolen, and I don't know it.

It is said that Xue Xiaoqi and I are both cultivators, and our alertness is much higher than that of ordinary people, otherwise I wouldn't have known how many times I had been killed.

Xue Xiaoqi and I were stolen, this is not a trivial matter, being able to steal the money from the two cultivators without knowing it, at least it proves that he is not an ordinary thief, it must be a thief, even next to the bus station just now, it is very crowded, if someone stretches out his hand to us, the two of us will definitely find out.

In this way, we are stolen, and we do not realize that we are really gods.

I'm absolutely sure that I still have the money on me when I'm on the train and bus, or I wouldn't have been able to buy a ticket, and we must have been out of the bus station when we were stolen.

But no matter what happens now, Xue Xiaoqi and I have no money, and we just had a meal in the restaurant, and we spent two hundred, and we have no money to settle the bill, so people will definitely not let us go out of this door.

This made me and Xue Xiaoqi embarrassed for a while, and our faces were red.

The boss stood beside us, and immediately changed his face, and said angrily, "The two of you...... Who the hell are you going to pay for? ”

Xue Xiaoqi came with me, I definitely can't let him suffer, so he immediately coughed dryly, and said to the boss: "Boss, don't hide it, when our brothers walked out of the bus station just now, the money was stolen, and I found out after eating, I definitely didn't mean to eat the overlord meal, otherwise, I have a mobile phone on me, can I pay for this meal?" ”

With that, I pulled out my phone and placed it on the table.

The boss picked up my mobile phone, squinted at it, threw it back to me, and said angrily: "Just your broken mobile phone, it's not even worth fifty yuan, I think you are deliberately trying to make trouble?" ”

This boss's words suddenly made me have a black line in my head, this mobile phone was bought when I was working two years ago, and it was not expensive when I bought it, five or six hundred yuan, it was a Motorola with a blue screen, and it was used by me to be dilapidated, not to mention, it may not be worth fifty yuan.

As the saying goes, a penny is hard to beat a hero, the money on his body has been stolen, it is really difficult to move an inch, I now hate the kid who stole my money, and the roots of my teeth are itchy.

Immediately, the boss sneered and said: "I've seen a lot of people like you, not to mention eating overlord meals, but also ordering such a big table of dishes, this is deliberate, right?" I'm telling you, don't even think about going out of this shop if you don't pay for your meal today. ”

When the boss said this, two chefs with high hats suddenly came out of the back kitchen, both holding kitchen knives in their hands, and the clothes they were wearing were bloody, glaring at me and Xue Xiaoqi with a vicious face.

"Boss, what's the matter, are you looking for trouble?" A fat chef said.

"These two boys don't give money after eating, and they want to take a broken mobile phone to pay for the meal, but I don't know where to pick up this broken mobile phone......" The boss continued to tease me.

Uncle, I would have changed my phone if I knew it, Luo San gave me so much money, why didn't I think of changing it?

When he was worried and didn't know what to do, Xue Xiaoqi suddenly stood up, and the two chefs and the boss took a step back in fright, and one of them said, "What's the matter, what do you still want to do?" If you don't pay for meals, are you still reasonable? ”

Xue Xiaoqi arched his hand and said with a smile: "Several, what my brother said just now is indeed the truth, as soon as we got out of the gate of the bus station, our money was stolen, and now I find out that it is not easy to go out, and a few people are more responsible." ”

The boss immediately said: "Today you just said that it will break the sky, it won't work, either give money, or I will call the police and say that you eat overlord meals." ”

Xue Xiaoqi still smiled at the boss without changing his face, and said, "This old brother, aren't your legs not very good?" ”

When the boss heard this, he immediately came to his senses, and with a wave of his hand, one of the chefs went over with a kitchen knife and blocked us.

At this time, the boss said: "Oh, you said that your kid is polite and has a very clever brain, do you want to run because I have bad legs and feet?" ”

Xue Xiaoqi hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Brother, you misunderstood, we don't want to run, I think so, look at your leg is not good, brother, what about me, I happen to be a doctor, otherwise, I will heal your leg and come to your meal?" ”

These words immediately made your boss laugh, and he smiled helplessly: "There are so many tricks of liars now, they are all pretending to be doctors......

As he spoke, the boss lifted his lame leg, put it on a chair, and said to us: "Let me tell you, I had polio when I was a child, and this leg has not been cured in many major hospitals. I ask you if it is? What if it can't be cured? ”

Xue Xiaoqi still had that smiling appearance, and said politely: "In the family of Chinese medicine, **** all kinds of incurable diseases, your leg, I'm not blowing with you, you give me ten minutes, and I'll cure you immediately!" ”

"Oops......" The boss suddenly laughed, as if he had heard a big joke, and laughed for a while before he said: "The more you blow, the more you lose the score, and there are still ten minutes, I'll give you two hours, if you can cure my leg, don't talk about the cost of this meal, I'll give you all in this restaurant." ”

When the boss boasted about this Haikou, I lay on the table and had fun, my brother Xue Xiaoqi was joking? He is really a family of traditional Chinese medicine, his ancestors have been miracle doctors for generations, he has practiced medicine for more than 100 years, and he is not satisfied with all kinds of ****, and we must have succeeded in this boss's hotel.

I really didn't expect that I was just angry just now, and completely ignored the cornucopia that followed by my side, as far as Xue Xiaoqi's medical skills are concerned, I can't make a lot of money wherever I go, so I don't have to worry about it at all.

Xue Xiaoqi's temper also came up, and when he saw that the boss said that he would give the hotel to us, he immediately said: "That's good, since my brother is willing to give me the hotel, I can only laugh at that brother, so let's do it, if I can't cure your leg within ten minutes, I will immediately chop off my five fingers with a kitchen knife, and I won't show people for the rest of my life, what do you think?" ”

"Good! Deal! The boss readily agreed, and immediately lifted his leg up and laid it directly on the table.

I just want to say that Xue Xiaoqi is really not bragging.