61 Jokes
When it comes to the origin of the two families of Zhongli and Ji in the capital, I am afraid that the past must be counted from the time when the nine families were still scattered in Hebei and the north of the capital, and the appearance of several families at that time was very different from now, such as the Liu family, which was originally called Liujiazhuang, which is more like a sect like Tiandaomen, of course, there are also internal surnames and foreign surnames, and it was only when Emperor Qianlong was in power that he moved to Beijing due to changes, and slowly became what it is now.
The Zhongli family and the Ji family are different, these two families have been entrenched in Beijing from beginning to end, and they have always been close to each other, unlike the other seven families who are in harmony with each other, but they still have their own plans behind their backs, and the in-law relationship between the two families has lasted for hundreds of years.
Each generation of Zhongli's family has the highest talent, and the most likely to become the next patriarch must marry a woman surnamed Ji, if this person does not become the patriarch in the end, then the new patriarch must also marry a woman surnamed Ji, even if it is a divorce and remarriage.
Although the reason for this has been unknown, it does not prevent the families from watching each other. Yao Zhuyi just said this, and only those who know the details can understand why it is funny.
The current patriarch of the Zhongli family is Zhong Lijing's grandfather, Zhongli Ci'an, and the patriarch's wife is Ji Yanyu, the eldest daughter of the lower generation of the Ji family.
This lower generation is also the rule of the marriage between the two families, and every woman surnamed Ji who marries into Zhongli's family will be a generation lower than her husband.
According to common sense, Zhong Lijing will not have any accidents, but Zhong Lijing is not the same as ordinary people with the surname Zhongli.
His mother's name is Zhong Liqin, which means that he should have been a person with a foreign surname, and he was not qualified to succeed to the patriarchal position, but there is a wind legend that he had a vision when he was born, so he was exceptionally recorded in the clan register.
Correspondingly, Zhong Lijing's talent is indeed beyond ordinary people, Zhong Li's family is good at controlling spiritual arts, and the requirements for psychics are extremely high, and it is not the acquired effort to achieve something.
Zhong Liqin, as a daughter, can't get any benefits from her mother's family, but this son gives her another chance, so she wants to fight for the best.
Daughter-in-law naturally too.
Among the unmarried women of the Ji family, the first is also an unusual woman.
This person's name is Ji Yanlan, and she is the second woman in the Ji family who can speak outside of Ji Wenyin, and her status is matched by her backup, which is a generation higher than Zhong Lijing, that is, she is a cousin with Zhong Lici'an's wife, Ji Yanyu.
The grandson married his grandmother's cousin, this is what ordinary people are afraid to laugh at when they hear it, not to mention that Ji Yanlan is already twenty-five years old, and Chang Zhong is almost seven years old, which is really a bit ...... Far from it.
The whole thing started to make trouble in the capital nearly a year ago, and at first everyone thought it was a joke, but they watched the Ji family's solemn public statement.
Ji Wenyin: Sister, did you write the name post wrongly?
Zhong Liqin: No, Ji Yanlan, you see, it's these three words.
Ji Wenyin: It's not appropriate, we won't make an appointment.
Zhong Liqin: It's okay, let's talk slowly......
The two families talked openly for two rounds, and the center fell in the eyes of everyone and was almost like that.
? It's too, the tongue of the person who knows the bottom behind it is going to chew it up, but no one dares to say such things casually, the Ji family is ranked well in the nine families, but Zhong Li's family is different, in the past few years, it has almost been a monopoly, and now there is Zhong Lijing, a genius who even Zhong Li Ci'an admits to himself, and the big scandal can't help but be talked about.
Therefore, it is indeed true that Yao Zhuyi put down his laughter and they didn't dare to mention this matter, even if they mention it now, not only can they not laugh, but they also have to pretend to be stupid.
Ying Zhecheng laughed dryly and replied: "The daughter of the Ji family has always been better than those of us in the family, and the best ones can't be said, the new generation, I think it should be the little girl of the Liu family." ”
Yao Zhuyi giggled, took Yao Muxi's white little hand and stroked it.
"You are all old elves, it's better for me to speak straight to the woman's house, you don't know, there are some things that you can't be afraid of!" She narrowed her eyes and said, "It's still good for my family, I'm afraid that I will be remembered in the future, it's nothing for ordinary people, if it's any of these nine families, I will peel his skin and make a face." As he spoke, he glanced at Bu Youning as if warning.
Bu Youning shivered busily, and then hid from Bu Weizhen.
The face that Yao Candleyi said is her specialty, making masks.
This woman had a name in her early years - the skin-changing lady, and she was most famous not for the Yao family's alchemy, but for the skin-changing technique passed down from the hands of the extremely northern witch.
Peeling people's faces to make masks is still a small craft, and I heard that she can also change a whole skin for people, which is definitely a complete change from the appearance of a person.
However, this kind of magic is also extremely evil, and cultivators who want to change their faces are usually forging a skin on their own face, and their face is still there, and it is still their own.
But the skin is different, you have to lose your original first, stick someone else's, and from then on, someone else's is your own.
After changing the skin, the appearance of this body is no longer the appearance of the soul, and most people can no longer remember the old things when they return to the soul in the first seven years after death, but they just wait for the last breath of anger to dissipate before they can be reincarnated.
But when the face is changed, the ghost floats in and looks at it, and he will think that this is not his body, so he will not get the anger in the end.
What the skin changer is destined to endure is that he can no longer be reincarnated as a human after death.
Don't look at many people who feel that it doesn't matter if they are alive, the pain of being trapped in the world for eternity can only be understood when you really experience it, at that time all the sufferings in the world have nothing to do with you, you can only stop in a certain place in your memory, and forever look at the living people who come and go.
But despite this, the business of the skin-changing lady has never been severed.
Thinking of this, Bu Youning couldn't help but tremble again, wishing to shrink behind Bu Weizhen.
Ying Zhecheng had already spoken again after he was thinking wildly, and said: "Only female babies like the Yao family and the Ji family are worried, like our Ying family, as well as the Bu family and the Luo family, there are some male babies in the family, and there is nowhere to worry if you want to." ”
Yao Zhuyi smiled and said, "What did the third master say, who doesn't have a few girls, look at Zhong Li's family, isn't there still Zhong Liqin?" I don't know if Ci'an Lao Dao regrets it now, he didn't ...... at the beginning Go to the mother and keep the child? ”
is deliberate, and the topic that Ying Zhecheng finally turned away was pulled back by her. And it's like a direct weightlift, such as Ying Zhecheng and the like, but they can't accept this kind of talk at all.
At this time, Luo Muyao, who had been speaking, suddenly raised his eyes and looked at the four seats.