Chapter 92: It's Not Enemies Who Don't Get Together (Part II)
I don't know how long the two have been fighting, the two of them are tired and sweating profusely, and they almost came out by the wall, and after they came out, they leaned against the wall of the corridor and didn't forget to fight.
"Stinky sissy, if it weren't for Grandpa's good mood today, I guess I would have ****** early. Today, the uncle will teach you a lesson, and you will be beaten on your knees and begging for mercy another day! ”
"Hmph, okay, just rely on your three-legged cat kung fu, why don't you go back and practice again? You're lucky not to have beaten you all over the ground today. ”
In fact, the two of them have no extra strength, and even more, they are both like pigs with blue noses and swollen faces, it seems that both of them beat each other very lightly, this one is evenly divided, and no one takes too much advantage.
After talking to each other, the two turned around and returned to their respective dormitories without looking back, on the way back, they all looked like they were all right just now, and as soon as they turned around, they checked and stroked their injuries, grinning in pain, and each gasped to relieve the pain, and if they couldn't relieve it, they would come to a few words of scolding and cursing before they would stop.
Nothing was said all night.
In the early morning of the next day, in the assembled team, Captain Dogtooth Stick naturally found Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan with a blue nose and swollen face.
"Interesting, you two...... I didn't see it for a night, so I did my own plastic surgery, which is ruthless enough. Captain Dog-like Stick said sneeringly.
But the two of them were expressionless, pretending not to hear the words of the dogtooth captain.
"You two stay, the others ten kilometers of physical training!"
So, the others began to work hard for breakfast scores, but Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan were left alone, and the dogtooth stick walked around the two of them, and then came to the two of them, slapped their palms with the dogtooth stick, and spoke leisurely.
"Tell me, what the hell is going on?"
"Report sir, I accidentally fell on the toilet in the middle of the night!" Hua Fei replied loudly and sonorously, looking like he was upright and not weak-hearted.
"Oh?" Captain Dogtooth Stick naturally didn't believe it, and then turned around and asked Chu Weilan, "So, what about you?" ”
"Report to the sir, I also fell when I went to the toilet in the middle of the night!" Chu Weilan also replied casually.
Can you fall into this pig's head when you go to the toilet together? If you believe them, you really have ghosts.
However, Captain Dogtooth looked at the two expressionless guys, but did not forcibly debunk them, but put away the curiosity of the investigation.
"Okay, since you like to wrestle in the toilet so much, then the toilet will be contracted for the two of you this month." Immediately, Captain Dogtooth turned his head and called a second lieutenant, "Chen Tong, from now on, you are responsible for supervising and arranging them to clean the toilets of each company three times, and I will check it well afterwards, if there is a fly, I will ask you immediately!" ”
"Yes!"
Next to him, a young lieutenant with a bear on his back, saluted to indicate that he had received the order.
So, the second lieutenant began to supervise the huge labor project of Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan, and the two of them were thinking that it would be good to do this, they didn't have to worry about any devilish physical training, at least they could clean the toilet in front of the grinding physical training, at least they could take a lazy rest or something in the middle.
Who knows that this tiger-backed lieutenant Li Tong is not a good stubble at all, I thought that the dogtooth captain was ruthless, since the dogtooth captain cleaned up this guy, he eats and sleeps every day and goes to the toilet with a machete, Hua Feifei and Ah Teng and Niu Dali have seen him practice knife skills in the training room, and his perfect technical and tactical knife skills directly made them dispel the shameless plan of the plot.
Speaking of which, this Captain Li supervised them to brush the toilet, and they were all standing silently behind them with Gauss energy machine guns, and that feeling made Hua Feifei feel that if he didn't brush carefully, he would directly surprise himself.
What's even worse is that he has a very limited amount of time for Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan to brush a toilet, for example, the toilet on the fifth floor requires you to finish brushing it within two minutes, otherwise it will be sudden, which is a warning of a shuttle energy magazine.
Brush slower and abrupt.
The brush is not clean, and it is abrupt......
So Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan were like rushing to the scene, from one toilet, brushing desperately, after brushing, they rushed to the next toilet with all the tools at the specified time, if they were slow, the second lieutenant went directly to the ground is a few shots to warn, and the frightened Hua Feifei couldn't wait to put on a diaper.
This is definitely a great test and challenge for the two of them in terms of will and physical strength, after all, there are nearly a thousand toilets in this base, large and small, and this workload is definitely more fatal than ten kilometers of physical training.
In addition to secretly scolding their mothers, the two of them can only play with their lives, who knows if the second lieutenant will really accidentally surprise himself behind them.
Chu Weilan was more like the first time to do this kind of thing, and during the period, she was smoked by disgusting dirt and vomited several times.
Chu Weilan looked at this scoundrel who was still singing stupidly while brushing the toilet, and was even singing that very magical song, well, it seems to be like this......
"Scrub ......"
Wait, what the hell is this bastard singing, bringing Ben Shao in! Hum!
Also, why is this guy so skilled in brushing the toilet and mopping the floor and cleaning the windows, it seems that there is no such veteran professional household that has dozens of times and hundreds of times, is this guy often punished for brushing the toilet before?
Under the high-intensity work of the day, Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan finally completed this vast project at night, and the captain saw these two guys who were tired like dead dogs, but he was not much embarrassed, and waved his hand to let the canteen give each person two buns to pass the matter.
It's just that as soon as the two of them returned to the dormitory, many people pinched their noses and covered their mouths when they saw the two, with all kinds of disgusted expressions, obviously thinking that the two had just crawled back from the dung pit, but Hua Feifei whistled and was too lazy to bother with these people, it was Chu Weilan who looked at those people from behind, his eyes were like knives, and finally went back to his dormitory coldly to wash.
"Boss, you can be considered to have come back alive......" Ah Teng saw Hua Feifei come back, with a look of adoration, "Oh, this taste is old and fresh." ”
"Go, go, what's that? Do you think I'm going to die in the toilet? Hua Feifei looked at this guy who owed it, and always wanted to vent his unhappiness for a day.
"Hehe, how come, you haven't taught me the Dafa of the Imperial Maiden Qiankun, how can I be willing for you to drive the crane west, but I heard that you and that little white face have brushed more than 1,300 toilets in total today, feat, boss, you have once again refreshed the upper limit of the shame of our rogue trio!"
"Get out!"
just ran away one, and Niu Dali came over with a simple and honest face and asked, "Huahua, did you peep at the beautiful woman when you were cleaning the toilet?" ”
"Die ......"
What kind of person is this, that's it, he also went to wash it, and there is indeed a stinky smell on his body.
After nightfall, the dormitory fell into a moment of snoring and undulating.
But the toilet on a certain floor was the sound of ping-pong again, and after an hour, Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan each leaned against the wall with blue noses and swollen faces, and came out with their backhands supporting their waists with painful faces.
It was a familiar situation again, and the two stood on their sides.
"You're ruthless today, little white face!"
"Hmph, Ben has never lost a fight."
"Phew."
"The instructor said that 100 points will be deducted for open defecation, and 50 points will be deducted for spitting!"
"I ...... Uncle, I'm rich and willful! ”
"Okay, do you dare to do it again?"
"I'm whoa, whoa!"
"You...... Hmph, if it weren't for the late weather today, it would definitely beat you even worse, come back tomorrow! ”
"Come on, are you afraid that you won't make it? Hum. ”
"Okay, that's a deal!"
"It's not a grandson!"
"You wait!"
So, after another night, there was no word, and the next morning, Captain Dogtooth looked with great interest at the two pigs' heads standing in front of him, whose noses were blue and swollen even worse than yesterday's.
"Tell me, what's going on with this face? Won't it be another toilet drop? Captain Dogtooth asked.
"Report sir, I fell last night sleepwalking!" Hua Feifei's face was not red, and his heart was not beating, and he replied confidently.
"Report sir, so am I!" Chu Weilan is also a king who is determined to persevere to the end, but his ability to make excuses is too bad, anyway, any excuse will be punished, it is better to stab him with an extraordinary bad excuse.
"Hmph, old rules!" Captain Dogtooth looked at these two undersized bastards, and suddenly became angry, and said, "Li Tong! Double me today. ”
Immediately afterwards, the two had another tragic day of toilet battles.
But at night, the two were still fighting in the toilet, and the next day they still had a blue nose and swollen face, and Captain Dogtooth Stick was still a little interested in asking what was going on on the third day.
As a result, Hua Fei's strange answer made him lose interest completely.
"Report to the sir, because I can't get used to seeing myself too handsome, I specially fell."
Chu Weilan looked at this scoundrel, high, he could boast about himself if he made excuses, and he couldn't fall behind, so he kept up as usual.
As a result, the toilets were doubled to the point that they were cleaner than their own dormitories, and finally had to be replaced by base cleaning or carrying goods.
Every night, it is the moment of competition agreed by the two, from the beginning of the first day, to gradually becoming familiar with each other's fighting skills and tactics, and deepening mutual understanding, Hua Feifei is no longer embarrassed by Chu Weilan's meat skills, and Chu Weilan is no longer afraid of Hua Feifei's rotten military fighting skills.
As a result, in addition to the improvement of their fighting skills, the two have also improved their consciousness in other aspects.
At first, Hua Feifei was a normal routine, if he couldn't fight, he would hide, and if he couldn't dodge, he would change, and in the end, Chu Weilan was on par with himself, Hua Feifei had to play some small tricks, what kind of throat buttoning, eye insertion, and cutting off the legs of the children began to appear on the stage, and the endless shameless means made Chu Weilan understand what it means to be a superb hooligan fight.
Fortunately, this kind of indiscriminate moves have made several big losses, but fortunately, he is not bad, and he has gradually come in handy in his mind by simulating the black tiger who has been practicing hard for more than ten years, and the monkey stealing peaches, and even learned a lot of tricks from this scoundrel, spitting at each other and biting his ears when he is deadlocked.
But the two have won and lost each other, no matter how good they are. Today is you win, tomorrow is the result of me winning, the result of the endless loop, every time the opponent can win the trick the night before, to the next night immediately by the other party to crack.
Slowly, in the morning, Captain Dogtooth Stick didn't bother to punish these two guys, and let them go back to train with other references, in order to achieve the goal of winning, Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan even did not hesitate to secretly compete in the daily training routine, such as the soy milk laxative in the cafeteria, and the people in the entire training camp had diarrhea, causing the toilet to be full and almost causing a few people to lose their lives because of the poisoning was too deep, and even several instructors who have always been extremely vigilant were hit, In the end, Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan were dragged into the small black room by Captain Dogtooth and beaten violently, and this is the end of the matter.
It was late at night, and in the instructor's office, several instructors gathered around to play cards and drink.
"Hey, it's getting started." One of the instructors shouted an electronic screen in front of him, which he enlarged and appeared in mid-air.
The crowd dropped the cards in their hands and hurried together to prepare for the daily pastime.
In the picture, it was none other than Hua Feifei and Chu Weilan fighting in the toilet, and it turned out that the two had been quietly monitored by these lieutenants.
"Bet on, bet on! I'm going to be the banker tonight! ”
"I'll buy three hundred little white faces!"
"I'll buy that little rascal two hundred"
"Tut-tut, this martial arts level has improved a lot compared to the other day!"
"Yo, I used it for sprinkling chili powder, and today I secretly pointed out the little rascal, and this little rascal really used it. Hahaha. ”
"Go, go, you have to teach? See, the dragon grasp, today I mentioned it slightly on the little white face, and he actually understood it himself! ”
"Haha, have you noticed that these two guys are getting more and more shameless."
"That's quite the style of our grandmaster back then."
"It's not a simple stubble."
"By the way, remember to add the combat evaluation of these two goods to the review content." Standing behind him, the dogtooth stick captain who was holding his hand and touching his chin and beard commanded Li Tongdao.
"Understood." Li Tong wrote it down carefully.
"The investigation of these guys is almost over, and it is estimated that if we hand in this report, the report on the talent evaluation level of these guys will basically come down." Captain Dogtooth's face finally relaxed a little.
"This cool errand is finally coming to an end." A second lieutenant next to him suddenly sighed with emotion.
"The Free Commonwealth needs someone as special as them more than we do." Captain Dogtooth Stick suddenly said with a little depth, "Maybe one day in the future, one or two of the people we brought with us will become the 'God of War'." ”
This sentence immediately stunned all the lieutenants present.
I have personally trained a strong man at the level of the 'God of War', and I can't imagine this kind of shocking honor!