Chapter 136: Ah Li's Temptation
When the match was lit, I found that the big zongzi in front of me was none other than the unlucky apprentice of the third uncle, the sixth son. Unexpectedly, not long after the sixth son was separated from us, he unilaterally went to see Marx, probably because he had done too many sins in his life, Marx was unwilling to meet, and he was alone, so he came out to do evil again.
At that time, none of us had really robbed the tomb, old Joe don't look at the usual good people, his nonsense is all book knowledge, and the real practice is equal to zero. However, talking is better than nothing, no matter how bad Old Joe is, he is better than those of us who have no books and no practice, so when Old Joe told us that this is a big zongzi, none of us doubted it. Although I held back my stomach for a while, I wanted to ask Liuzi to understand, such as why did he become such a ghost? Where did the rest of them go? Did you become a zongzi like him? What happened while in the tent? What about cold benches? Is he with you, or is he missing...... There may be no answers to these questions for the time being.
When the junior brother saw the six sons rushing towards Ah Li like a ghost, he didn't care about exposing himself, and scolded: "Damn, you are a dead six sons, all of them are wrapped in zongzi, and you don't forget to covet women!" Ah Li, the nine-tailed whip is waiting, don't be soft! ”
Ah Li saw that it was exposed, and she also let it go and said, "You still need to say it!" The nine-tailed whip swept out of the ground, and the sound of the jingle bell immediately caused countless echoes, as if there were thousands of bells shaking.
Lao Qiao was so frightened that he bit his tongue when he spoke: "Oops...... My ancestor, you can be a snack, don't let that zongzi bite! ”
When it comes to zongzi, every Tufuzi is afraid, in every story that Lao Qiao used to use with us, zongzi is an indescribable and terrifying existence, and the most afraid of meeting zongzi is that nine times out of ten you will not be able to come back.
We have listened a lot, although we are not as scared as old Joe, we are still a little taboo in our hearts. But people have bullied themselves, and if they don't fight back, it's definitely not our style. Ah Li scolded with a smile: "That's just right, it's better to see than to hear!" Today I will be away from the third meeting for a while, this legendary zongzi! ”
The junior brother immediately coaxed beside him: "Don't care about the sweet and salty zongzi, peel off the skin and taste it to know which one is delicious." ”
Ah Li's whip method is excellent, and the dancing nine-tailed whip is like an impermeable golden bell jar, which makes the six sons scream. Don't look at that guy's big, it's useless at all, and after a while, he will run around with his head in his arms, and he has no power to parry at all.
"Want to escape? Not that cheap! I haven't settled that account with you yet! The junior brother said, taking advantage of the time when Ah Li withdrew his hand, he raised the cane and knocked it on the back of the head of the sixth son, and the kid immediately made a muffled "bang" and fainted. "Damn, I knew it would be so easy to solve, sir, I-"
Ah Li grabbed Bai and said, "How are you?" Aren't you like hiding behind Brother Qianyi as a turtle with a shrunken head? ”
The junior brother said: "Turtle with a shrunken head? Hmph, if it wasn't for the master just now, I stepped forward and pulled your brother in time, and your brother is now hugging this big bag with a French tongue kiss! ”
Ah Li said: "You nasty ghost, don't learn from me!" Hmph, who doesn't know you, when I heard that it was a zongzi, I was so scared that my soul was gone, a big man, his courage is smaller than sesame, and he has not grown from childhood to adulthood! How can there be ghosts in this world, even if there are ghosts, they also scare people like you! ”
The junior brother has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is only afraid of ghosts. was poked in front of a girl by Ah Li, and her face suddenly became dull, and she immediately retorted in vain: "Who do you say is cowardly? Who is afraid of ghosts? ”
Ah Li snorted from her nostrils: "Anyway, I'm not afraid, whoever is afraid knows who is afraid!" ”
As soon as I saw that the two of them were on the bar again, I was about to go up to persuade them, when the junior brother said, "Hmph, try to compete? Don't stop me this time, whoever stops me, I'm in a fucking hurry! ”
Ah Li was happy to watch her junior brother lift a stone and shoot herself in the foot: "I can't ask for it!" Whoever repents is a puppy! Then let's tie up zongzi, you tie it up, even if you win! ”
The junior brother was beating a drum in his heart, and even cold sweat was dripping down his sideburns, but he still stubbornly said: "Let's talk about how to count if you lose, and how to count if you win?" I'm a little bit motivated. ”
Ah Li said: "If you lose, you are willing to be ridiculed by me for a lifetime as a coward, don't quibble, and if you win, I won't call it again." The junior brother immediately added: "I have to change my name to senior brother!" ”
It is said that the nature of the country is easy to change and difficult to change, and the junior brother may not be able to change this fear of ghosts no matter how many years he is older, but it is not excluded that he broke this ring in order to save face. So it's still hard to say whether you win or lose, and even I, who grew up with him, can't jump to conclusions. Although Ali grew up with us when she was a child, her friendship was extraordinary, but she was separated after middle school, and it was not until the last few months that her old friends were reunited.
Besides, Ah Li is not a person who is easy to talk impulsively, and she has a calmness that surpasses that of girls of the same age, and sometimes even I can't figure it out. Therefore, when Ah Limian did not change his face and responded to the supplementary terms of his junior brother, I swallowed the words of persuasion to the two of them, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, and if there is a play, he will not watch it in vain.
Lao Qiao counted the remaining matches, there are 23 in total, our flashlight does not know where it fell, even if it is found, it is very likely to be broken and not used, so the remaining matches must be saved, once the light source in the hand does not fall into complete darkness, whether it is psychology or reality, it is difficult to get out of here.
This play is wonderful, but in the end it can only be regarded as a child's play of vindictiveness, adhering to the fine tradition of the Chinese nation of diligence and thrift, hard work and simplicity, here this match right and saving. When the outcome of the game is decided, another one is cut.
Although the movement of the junior brother in the dark is inconvenient, there are also two great advantages: one is that there is no need to face the face of the zongzi, which reduces the visual impact; The second is that even if he shows his cowardice halfway, others will not be able to see it, so as to reduce the psychological pressure of the opponent. This will greatly increase the chances of success.
It is impossible for Ah Li not to think of these two points, but she still does not raise any objection to not lighting matches. I don't know if she understands the difficult situation we are in now running out of ammunition and food, or is she too confident, and it is expected that the junior brother will not win no matter what? If it's the latter, I'll take the opportunity to ask Ali why she's so sure.
Of course, I didn't ask for this reason, because something happened suddenly that caught us off guard. It's just that in retrospect, those subtle discomforts in life are not my own sensitivity or suspicion, but an omen. Ah Li's move at that time was by no means a temporary intention to be angry with her junior brother, but a long-planned temptation to verify my true identity, a true identity that even I didn't know.
It turns out that I am not me.