Intermission: The daily life of the observer (5000 recommended votes plus more)

In a bizarre place where I don't know where I am or what time and space I am in, there is a windowless room filled with all kinds of strange instruments that are so sci-fi that ordinary people can't understand what they are. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info There's something like a room number that's posted near the only entrance to this room, and it saysβ€”

Plane Destroyer Observation Recording Room

A man in a blue leotard was leaning comfortably back in a chair, staring at the big screen in front of him with unblinking eyes. On this screen, a large amount of green information is constantly rolling down from top to bottom, which has a sense of dΓ©jΓ  vu of the Matrix. Suddenly, another woman wearing the same blue leotard walked into the room, sat down on a chair next to the man, and asked him:

"It's been a long time since I've seen you look so fascinated, is there something new going on?"

The man, who was immersed in the flow of information, immediately said excitedly like a talking about his favorite movie, "Hey, you know what? That Marvel Cinematic Universe finally has the Destroyer to complete the first virus evolution! ”

After hearing the words "Marvel Cinematic Universe", the woman was immediately aroused: "Is it the newcomer plane with the ability to travel through time and the ability to change the world line?" Let me see, oh, it's not easy to see the sun on the eighth day in that perverted plane. ”

"Haha, this guy has just become the mother of the virus, and he is officially taking the first step to destroy the world."

"What? He didn't mutate into the mother virus through the zombie virus stock solution at the beginning, but evolved later? The woman had an incredulous expression, as if to say that the sun was rising in the west, "It's rare enough, I haven't seen those who have become special infected people live for more than three days." ”

The man nodded and agreed: "Yes, those people who are anxious are all busy spreading the virus as soon as possible with their own cleverness, and the initial virus that has not evolved the transmission effect, the infection rate is really unwatchable, and their identities are exposed in a hurry." That speed of death is simply a rookie harvester. ”

"Those who are lucky enough to become the mother of the virus are not much better. I remember the most beautiful one, all of whom infected all mankind, and as a result, he was in a hurry, and wanted to launch a general attack on the rest of the human race regardless of a few superheroes, but he was used by those superheroes to unite with various black technologies, magic, and abilities to find out the real body, and because he made too much trouble, he attracted the attention of Doctor Strange, and was directly solved in advance by going back to time and space. Alas, it's a pity that the newcomer doesn't weaken the power of superheroes too much, and in the end, the bamboo basket will be empty. ”

"He has air control, those superheroes don't have time to spread the virus so fast, okay, that guy takes the farming route."

The two talked about the deaths of various Marvel world destroyers as easily as if they were talking about movie plots, but they didn't say what they thought was an effective route to clear the level, and it seems that even viewers like them, who have watched countless failures, have not been able to find the most suitable course of action.

The woman held her cheeks sentimentally and said, "I'm really sad for these unlucky people, I can't even live a normal life." ”

The man smiled bitterly and shook his head: "The last time I went in and didn't do anything, I just lived as an ordinary person and lived for five years, and finally I was swallowed by the planetary devourer and the earth." ”

"Don't give you a way to live!"

"This is not a Marvel feature, the system will not arrange a good end for every Destroyer who intends to be passive and slack, and the Guardian on your side is about the same."

The woman nodded and replied: "It's the same, but a perverted plane like Marvel shouldn't be put into the rookie world at all, let alone a newcomer who has never experienced anything, and the veteran who has destroyed two or three worlds will have to hit the street if he accidentally enters, and I don't know how the system thinks about it." ”

The wry smile almost froze on the man's face, and he shook his head and said, "How can low-level employees like us, who just work for the system, understand the idea of the system?" These intermittent data streams are the only information the system gives us, and I don't even have a single picture, so what else can I think about? ”

"Actually, I have a guess, that is, you said that the system is not cultivating a person who can destroy himself? If you think about it, this system has existed for an unknown amount of time, and even so long that the concept of time no longer exists, and immortal beings like this generally hope that someone can give them eternal death? ”

The man was provoked to think for a few seconds, then immediately recovered and flicked the woman's forehead and said, "You have read too many novels, you can think of this kind of reason." So you say, if the Destroyer's ultimate mission is to destroy the system itself, then what are the Guardians you are observing for now? ”

"Hmm-" The woman thought for a few seconds and said in an uncertain tone, "That was the last line of defense that was arranged after the Destroyer destroyed the system, in order to place the Destroyer's misdeeds?" First cultivate a big demon king who can destroy himself, and after he dies, let the heroes of the evidence world who have been cultivated at the same time kill or seal the big demon king who has lost control, ah, the system is really a responsible guy! ”

"I feel like you're just having too much brains. Okay, you still have your own job, why don't you go back to your side? ”

At the man's urging, the woman reluctantly left the Plane Destroyer observation recording room. After driving the woman away, the man sat back in his chair and turned his gaze to a small screen next to the big screen. On this small screen, a table is displayed. It reads:

A Song of Ice and Fire: 15% Survival Rate

Harry Potter: 10% survival rate

Bloodborne Curse: 5% survival rate

Red Alert: 8% survival rate

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: 7% Survival Rate

・・・・・・

The man said to himself while browsing the form: "Being sent to such a perverted plane in the Marvel world, and the initial prop is a weak zombie virus stock solution, this combination is strange if it doesn't kill people." System, system, is your world really just used to test the luck of reincarnation? ”

The table kept coming down, and the survival rates of the various planes were quickly swept through, most of which fluctuated around 10% until they were pulled to the last two records of the list.

One Punch Man: 0.1% survival rate

Marvel Cinematic Universe: 0% Survival Rate

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One Punch Man World Destruction Mission, Condition: Destroy the Earth of this Plane, Initial Item: Transformers Tinder Source. Okay, has anyone guessed how the One Punch Man world was destroyed? It's not about psychological warfare or verbal cannons, but the answer is not complicated.