Chapter Seventy-Nine: Little Bad Luck Charm
Wang Xiaoyi was wearing a magic robe, carrying his Taoist basic gift bag, sitting next to him and writing on a paper shell to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits. Wang Xiaoyi's head was full of black lines, and he felt more and more that the system was unreliable, and his body was similar to a neuropath. Behind him is the 444th convenience store.
Wang Xiaoyi checks his identity in this world:
Name: Wang Xiaoyi
Profession: Taoist priest
The Heavenly Master is a descendant of the world, and he enters the world to practice.
Wang Xiaoyi opened his backpack and shouted, "Take a walk and take a look." Exorcise evil spirits and avoid disasters, punish ghosts and catch evil spirits. You have everything, 1,000 yuan a piece, you can't buy a loss, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled. Absolutely effective, if it doesn't work, don't give money. ”
The people who passed by Wang Xiaoyi all looked at Wang Xiaoyi with strange eyes. Wang Xiaoyi didn't care about continuing to sell his talismans. From morning to night, not a single talisman was sold. Not only that, but he was chased by the chengguan three times. Poor chengguan was run all over the street by Wang Xiaoyi, every time he looked at Wang Xiaoyi, he was always a little bit closer, and in the end, the tired chengguan was going crazy.
The first time, the two people were not caught, the second time six people were not caught, and the third time the twelve people and two pickup trucks were not caught. Wang Xiaoyi still set up a stall in front of the convenience store No. 444. The chengguan was helpless and leaned up and said, "This master, you can really run." It's not good to do something with your physical fitness, you have to be swindling here. ”
Wang Xiao Yiqi's first Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven. Shenma should be a liar, Wang Xiaoyi took out the little bad luck charm he had just seen from the Taoist Huiyuan, and took out his pen, ink, paper and inkstone with a little cinnabar. The chengguan looked at Wang Xiaoyi with a confused expression.
After the little bad luck charm was drawn, Wang Xiaoyi pointed the charm seal to the city management, and the charm seal spontaneously combusted into ashes without fire. The chengguan continued to look at Wang Xiaoyi as if he was watching a magic show. Wang Xiaoyi didn't speak, closed his eyes and rested. As soon as the chengguan saw that Wang Xiaoyi didn't move, he hurriedly called someone, but just opened his mouth, he choked on his own saliva, and coughed violently.
I hurriedly ran to the convenience store to sell water, opened the refrigerator and hit the refrigerator door with my head, covered my head and fell to the ground, stepped on the water, and fell to the ground. When I think about pulling the shelves, the shelves are smashed. In the end, it was set up by several chengguan and sent to the pickup truck, but he didn't pay attention to the door and clamped his foot.
Wang Xiaoyi didn't have any sympathy at all when he looked at the miserable appearance of the city management, and he didn't know that the bad luck charm was a curse charm created by the great god on a whim, but the little bad luck charm was just the opposite, burning karma, but when burning karma, bad luck would continue to occur. Therefore, it is called a small bad luck charm.
The fact that the chengguan is so unlucky shows that his own karma is not small. It seems that he has done a lot of immoral things, but it is good for him to burn out karma, otherwise it may kill him when the karma explodes. Wang Xiaoyi watched the pickup truck go out of the intersection, only to hear a bang, and the pickup truck was knocked back.
This time, Wang Xiaoyi himself was a little confused, and he punished himself a little under any circumstances. How was it about to kill someone, Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly stepped forward to check the chengguan inside the car, opened the door and dragged the people inside. Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly went to see the car opposite, but it turned out to be the car of the chengguan.
Wang Xiaoyi's head is full of black lines, this little bad luck charm is too against the sky! I cursed a person, this is to destroy the rhythm of the chengguan brigade. After Wang Xiaoyi rescued all the chengguan, someone on the side had already called the police. After a while, the ambulances, police cars, and traffic police all arrived and picked up all the chengguan. Seeing Wang Xiaoyi's strange costume, the police stepped forward to ask for Wang Xiaoyi's ID card, but how could Wang Xiaoyi have an ID card! I have to say that I didn't bring it, and I am a lover of Costume Play.
One of the policemen said: "Costume Play lovers. Don't go out in fancy clothes in the future. ”
After Wang Xiaoyi watched the police leave, he hurriedly took out the Taoist Huiyuan to check the attribute of the little bad luck talisman: burning karma lasts for twelve hours. But seeing that the police stepped on the banana peel and fell, Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly ran into the convenience store. Wang Xiaoyi thought that he was fortunate to have no karma, if his karma of more than 400,000 yuan would not cost Wang Xiaoyi's life!
Seeing that the chaos outside was finally over, I looked back at the employees in the convenience store cleaning up the items scattered on the ground. Wang Xiaoyi has a feeling that he will not easily use the little bad luck charm to death in this life, otherwise he may harm others and himself.
Wang Xiaoyi put his belongings aside and sat down to rest. Soon night fell, and Xia Dongqing, who was waiting for Wang Xiaoyi, finally came. Wang Xiaoyi sat on the side and watched Xia Dongqing and his counterpart. The two men also talked about the uncleanliness of the 444 convenience store.
Xia Dongqing pointed at Wang Xiaoyi and asked, "Who is this?" ”
The clerk said, "I don't know! I told you that today is lively during the day, outside the chengguan chased him several times but did not catch, suddenly the chengguan did not know how to pour something bad luck, and made a mess in our store, the chengguan also pulled down our shelf, smashed everything, finally got him out, went out and was hit by their own car, and was finally pulled away by an ambulance.
And then he came in, and he sat here and looked out, and it had been more than four hours. Okay, I won't tell you, it's 8 o'clock in the evening, I'm going back, be careful at night, it's better to get rid of him. ”
Xia Dongqing nodded, and after the clerk left, Xia Dongqing kept paying attention to Wang Xiaoyi's movements. Seeing that Wang Xiaoyi hadn't moved, he approached and took a look, and when he saw that Wang Xiaoyi was asleep, Xia Dongqing returned to his counter and began to cook oden.
In fact, Wang Xiaoyi has not slept, but has been thinking about how to pass the level of Zhao Yi and the Nine Heavens Xuannu. Because Wang Xiaoyi is not sure if the identity arranged for him by this unreliable system can stand. At about ten o'clock in the evening, a little boy appeared in Wang Xiaoyi's induction, and there was a yin soul power next to him, it should be the Yuan Shen! However, the power of this primordial spirit is very strong. actually gave Wang Xiaoyi an irresistible power, worthy of being the Nine Heavens Xuannu.
Wang Xiaoyi looked outside, and at the same time, Xia Dongqing also seemed to have some feelings and wanted to come to the window. Wang Xiaoyi looked at Xia Dongqing, and Xiao Ya, the queen of the Nine Heavens, appeared behind Xia Dongqing and patted Xia Dongqing's shoulder, startling Xia Dongqing.
At this time, Wang Xiaoyi took out more than a dozen oceans from his backpack and said, "Boss, let's order oden, add three grilled sausages and two boxes of instant noodles." ”
Xia Dongqing took the ocean given by Wang Xiaoyi and was stunned: "This is not money, or I don't spend this money now." As he spoke, he returned the ocean to Wang Xiaoyi. looked at Wang Xiaoyi with strange eyes, thinking that this was from the crew or a neurosis! It also took the ocean to be the Republic of China now.
Wang Xiaoyi put away the ocean and took out a small yellow croaker. handed it to Xia Dongqing and said, "I only have this kind of money on me now." ”
Xia Dongqing felt a sinking in his hand when he took it, and when he checked it, it felt very heavy, like real gold. Xia Dongqing didn't dare to accept it, and hurriedly returned it to Wang Xiaoyi: "You seem to be true of this." ”
Wang Xiaoyi smiled: "Naturally, it's true. As a result, before it was handed to Wang Xiaoyi, it was snatched away by Wang Xiaoya.
Wang Xiaoya took the gold bar and said, "Wow." It's a real gold bar! ”
Xia Dongqing hurriedly chased after Wang Xiaoya and said, "You hurry up and get it back." "Always chasing behind Wang Xiaoya. At this time, the child named Doudou said, "Sister, I want to eat oden." ”
Wang Xiaoya turned around and said, "Did you hear that?" Hurry up and cook it. ”
Wang Xiaoyi said: "Just cook what the poor road said." ”
Wang Xiaoya walked up to Wang Xiaoyi's face, stretched out his hand, and showed the gold bar in his palm and said: "You still claim to be poor, obviously you are a rich man." ”
Wang Xiaoyi didn't care: "Okay, good." Rich is rich, but can you give me oden and grilled sausage instant noodles first, I'm hungry. ”