Chapter 36: The Ghost Gate Banquet (Part II)

Anyway, it was useless to be anxious, so I followed Cao Lei's guidance and took Zhao Xiaoyi to sit down on a table of eight immortals.

This table of eight immortals, located close to the east wing, is already sitting on a man and a woman, looking like people in the Republic of China, the appearance and clothing of the ghost body, if they are not deliberately transformed, they will generally maintain the appearance before their death, so I am not surprised that they are like this.

Seeing me and Zhao Xiaoyi sitting down, the two ghosts took the initiative to stand up and went to a nearby table.

The adult in Cao Lei's mouth is obviously an honorific title for that young man, could it be that this guy is an official in ancient times, a spirit ghost who was cultivated after his unfortunate early death?

If so, then he should at least be from the Qing Dynasty, and he has been practicing Taoism for at least a hundred years, so it is not surprising that he can play such a clever ghost against the wall.

Of course, dying for a long time does not necessarily mean that the Tao will be high, but generally speaking, people who have just died, even if they have cultivated into spirit ghosts, will not be much higher, which is the same as the human world, everything needs time to learn and hone.

However, as soon as I made such a judgment, I saw a young man with short hair and a white suit walking down the steps of the upper room, nodding and smiling at me and Zhao Xiaoyi: "Sorry, I made you wait for a long time!" ”

Sure enough, listening to the voice, he was the young man who spoke just now, and judging by his appearance, he was undoubtedly the ghost groom we met on the road.

However, I was still a little surprised, because his appearance was very different from my previous judgment, whether in terms of clothing or bearing, not only did he not look like an ancient person, but he also did not look like a ghost, because the appearance of the spirit ghost was mostly blurred, and the figure was also fluttering, like a three-dimensional image, and this young man, not only had clear facial features, but also the degree of solidity of his body was no different from that of a human being.

And, most importantly, he doesn't have the gloomy aura of most ghosts, on the contrary, it seems a little sunny, giving people a feeling of brightness, and even faintly overshadowing my limelight.

For example, if you talk about height, he is a little shorter than me, if you are handsome, he is a little worse than me, but this person is up and down, all exude a handsome atmosphere, seeing him, it is like seeing the splendid mountains and rivers, Lang Lang Qiankun, people have a feeling of wanting to be close, but also have to stay away.

This feeling is very strange, so that my original anger was immediately reduced by half, and I even couldn't help but stand up, and said politely according to his words: "This benevolent brother is polite, just now my little girl was playing and accidentally kicked the door of your mansion, I hope you don't be surprised?" ”

After saying this, I suddenly realized that not only did I unconsciously become polite, but I even spoke as if I was acting, and became literary.

I shuddered, this spirit ghost is really not simple, not only is the spell clever, but it also seems to know what kind of charm the art is, even I almost got hit.

Immediately, I secretly scolded myself, is this a hair? was originally a straightforward thing, but if it goes on like this, if it doesn't get it right, it will fall into passivity and let the other party lead the way.

Sure enough, when the young man heard my words, he said a little bit inch-inch: "The foolish brother's name is Yu Yang, the remaining Yu, the yang of the sun, dare to ask Brother Zhou, this girl next to you, is her surname a big name?" ”

Damn, this guy really came to my little girl, and he was so straightforward, he directly crossed me and asked Zhao Xiaoyi's name.

It seems that whether it is a person or a ghost, you can't get used to it too much, let alone say that you can give a good face if you give a good face, so I deliberately lowered my face and said lightly: "Brother Yu, how can there be a person like you, ask the name of the girl as soon as you meet?" Today is your big day, aren't you afraid that your new sister-in-law will be mad? ”

Yu Yang's face did not change, and he still smiled kindly: "Brother Zhou misunderstood, so I will ask casually, mainly because this girl is very similar to a friend of mine before her death, so she is a little curious." ”

This reason is too uncreative, right? I was about to tease him a few words, but Zhao Xiaoyi suddenly opened his mouth and said impatiently: "You recognize the wrong person, I have never seen you before, and I will never have anything to do with you in the future!" ”

Zhao Xiaoyi was emotional, sharp-tongued, and resolute, as if he didn't intend to leave any affection and illusions for this ghost groom, and seemed to be making a position.

When Yu Yang heard her words, his face changed slightly, but he quickly adjusted, and said with a sneer: "Sister, don't be angry, it's a foolish brother who is presumptuous, since you are here, please drink a glass of water and wine before leaving?" ”

Zhao Xiaoyi glared at Yu Yang fiercely and muttered, "Pervert, who is your sister?" ”

I'm a little funny, Zhao Xiaoyi's title, used here, is really appropriate, let's not say whether this Yu Yang is really "sex", but it is a veritable "ghost".

Yu Yang glanced at Zhao Xiaoyi in surprise, and then a generous smile appeared on his face, as if he was tolerating a little girl's willfulness, which made me very uncomfortable, my little girl, when will it be your turn to have this expression, and began to speak unpolitely: "Thank you Brother Yu for your kindness, anyway, you can't get out of your trap, then it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, however, we still have urgent things to do, we can't stay too long, I hope Brother Yu can open the door of convenience and let us go, otherwise, everyone will really turn their faces, You people may not be able to get any benefits, in addition, listen to my advice, as the so-called people and ghosts have different paths, it is better to go their own way, otherwise, the thunder will be angry, and the soul will be annihilated, which is not a joke. ”

After saying these lines, I suddenly found that I, like Zhao Xiaoyi, also have a lot of acting talent, it seems that I have to go back to what film and television base to take a good turn, maybe I will become the next strong brother, and then I will have a beautiful wife and a luxury car, and my family will not have to worry about nagging all day long.

But now, I can't be distracted, and I must be vigilant, because I understand that since this Yu Yang is scheming, how can he give up because of my words?

Sure enough, Yu Yang stared at me, with a hint of mockery in his eyes, as if he felt that what I said was very ridiculous, or even that I, the general of the defeated army just now, had no qualifications to threaten him.

But this person, who seemed to be extremely deep in the city, did not attack on the spot, but quickly smiled and said: "Those two sit down for a while, and the banquet will start immediately, and I will make some preparations." ”

After Yu Yang finished speaking, he turned around and was about to walk up to the house, but Cao Lei suddenly leaned over and said, "My lord, since all the guests have arrived, we should prepare for the worship hall, right?" ”

Yu Yang glared at him, as if he was very dissatisfied with him mentioning this matter in public, but then nodded again: "Hmm... However, you don't have to worry about this aspect, you just need to be responsible for serving the food and greeting Brother Zhou. ”

Cao Lei nodded again and again, and said flatteringly: "Don't worry, my lord, everything will be taken care of by me, and everything will be guaranteed to be foolproof." ”

Yu Yang nodded slightly, and glanced at me and Zhao Xiaoyi casually, then turned around, stepped back on the steps, and walked into the upper room.

I looked around and found that the two doors of the upper room were posted with the word "happy in red", and there was a red silk with flowers hanging on the door, everything was as prosperous as the wedding in the world.

However, when I followed the crack in the door and threw myself into the room, I vaguely saw a huge wreath placed in the middle of the hall, but then, Yu Yang, who had already entered, closed the door.

I don't know what is in the house, and I can't even judge whether there is a ghost bride of Yu Yang in it, but I know very well in my heart that between this Yu Yang and Cao Lei, and even between all the other spirits and ghosts present, a conspiracy must be brewing, or rather, a set has been made for me and Zhao Xiaoyi, and we are waiting for us to drill.

Moreover, the ultimate goal of this conspiracy should be the little girl next to me, the beautiful Zhao Xiaoyi.

This can be seen from the pretended dialogue between Yu Yang and Cao Lei just now, Cao Lei thinks he is very smart, but the tone and eyes in his voice are really an unqualified actor, so fake that I want to shout immediately.

However, I am not a director, so naturally I am not qualified to stop, and I even have to accompany them to continue acting, but I don't know the next script, so I can only be careful everywhere, and then take one step at a time, and then make immediate changes.

I was thinking about this, but I heard Cao Lei suddenly shout: "It's served!" ”

As soon as the words fell, there were seven or eight people with red trays in their hands, rushing out of the west wing, the trays were full of all kinds of dishes, which were full of sharp food, and the first two people, under the guidance of Cao Lei, walked straight to the table of eight immortals where Zhao Xiaoyi and I were sitting.

I fixed my eyes and saw that it was quite hearty, big elbows, whole chicken, whole duck, whole fish, steamed buns, flower rolls, fruits, everything, but the only regret was that these foods looked cold, and even, there was still a handful of chicken feathers left on the fat chicken's head, and the meat looked like it had only been blanched once, and it was not cooked at all.

Zhao Xiaoyi may indeed be hungry, looked at the table full of food and swallowed his saliva, then turned his head and stared at me pitifully.

Such a girl made me really speechless, so I pointed to the fat chicken with hair and said, "You can eat it if you want, but think about the origin of these foods before eating." ”

As soon as Zhao Xiaoyi heard this, he immediately stared at me with round eyes.

I nodded at her and gave her a wink, meaning to be careful.

As before, the little girl immediately understood, but her eyes swept over the table, still a little blind, it seems, tossed for a night, this girl is really hungry, in fact, I am not it, I feel a little weak hands and feet.