Chapter 106: Small Theater
While there is a lot of discussion on the Internet, while the storm is surging, the program of "Game Weekly" is still on the air.
At seven o'clock, Ning Weiwei deliberately ended the live broadcast of the game at hand, adjusted the picture in the live broadcast room to screen capture, opened the online channel of Oriental Games, and watched this issue of "Game Weekly" with many water friends in the live broadcast room.
At the same time, she did not forget to call on everyone to turn on the Oriental Game Channel of the TV or the Internet channel of the Oriental Game together to add points to the ratings of "Game Weekly".
After the show began to broadcast, the first time Yang Ye wore a hood on the stage, he recognized the host of the funny hood as Yang Ye.
For Yang Ye's various displayed at every turn, others may be surprised, but she is already numb, even if Yang Ye jumps out now and says that she is an alien, she will nod her head and say that it is no big deal.
just cooperated with the barrage and watched the show with relish.
Soon she saw that the quality of this episode of the show was obviously much higher than the previous episode, at least it did not have the previous hypnotic effect.
The first stage is followed by the "Weekly Miscellaneous Talk", which is a small theater session that everyone likes to see.
This issue of the small theater has been carefully screenwritten by Yang Ye, and the content has also undergone completely different changes, all of which are all original jokes.
The first small theater:
In a small office, the walls of the office are covered with posters of Hearthstone, World of Warcraft, Overwatch, and various figurines.
Holding the plastic version of Frost's Sorrow in his hand, the Lich King, who was wearing Taobao's popular Nao Zu helmet, was coldly looking at Mr. Mickey Mouse with a Mickey Mouse hood on the opposite side.
Mickey Mouse: "The final price we have proposed is $62 billion, please sign it!" ”
Lich King: "No! That's impossible! The glory of the Scourge Legion cannot be desecrated! ”
Mickey Mouse: "What more could you ask for?" The market value of your company is only about $30 billion! This is your best chance! ”
Lich King: "Yes, I know the price is very tempting. But I still can't say yes! ”
Mickey Mouse: "Why? Are you determined to compete with us to the end? ”
The Lich King's face was full of helplessness: "I should have come to ask why you have been struggling with each other, right?" We're just a game company, and despite the recent decline, we've launched games like World of Warcraft, Diablo, StarCraft, Overwatch, and more...... I don't understand, we are like mountains, and we have no conflict of interest, why do you have to buy us? We're just a dedicated gaming company, what's the threat to you? ”
Mickey Mouse paused: "Anyway, 64 billion, dollars!" ”
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The first wave of small theaters ended, and the audience everywhere burst into laughter.
Ning Weiwei also laughed, and tears were about to flow out.
In the barrage in her live broadcast room, there are also all kinds of swipes!
"Haha! It's funny, what a genius who came up with this joke! ”
"Finally, I don't have to watch those old jokes from before, this story is still interesting!"
"With this joke, this show is worth watching!"
"I'm laughing to death, Mickey Mouse is Disney, and the Lich King is Blizzard! Mickey Mouse is dying! ”
"Eat in white!"
"The housekeeper does the work!"
There are still some players who don't know why, but after listening to the explanation, they are also suddenly enlightened.
What does Disney Studios do, a world-famous animated film company, whose animated films are popular all over the world, but he is in a hurry to buy Blizzard......
This short small theater short film, with a special angle, is very ingenious, once again writing a Blizzard "ten years to sharpen a sword, nine years to do CG".
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Then, there is the second small theater:
This time, the title of the small theater appeared directly - "The Chicken Posture of the Zodiac Signs".
In this shooting, the program team can be said to have spent a lot of money.
Added awesome computer effects (PS).
And there's also a lot of outdoor filming content (the park behind the company. )
Cancer:
The game play interface,The model of the character was replaced by the company's secretary sister by PS.,As the mouse keeps clicking on the interface of the backpack clothing,The clothes on the secretary's sister are also constantly changing.。 She kept changing her clothes and didn't enter the game.
Gemini:
After entering the game, wait for the start of the quality square.
All the characters were photoshopped into real people.
Xiao Ming kept jumping in the quality square, squatting for a while, lying down for a while, standing up for a while, hitting others twice for nothing, and his body was full of drama.
Taurus:
After Xiao Ming landed, he searched frantically in the garden behind the company, with a three-level package of three-level A and three-level heads, full M4 full of 98K, and all the first-aid kits, energy drinks, and painkillers. (It's all plastic products bought on Taobao.) )
As soon as he turned the corner, he was sprayed to death twice by the trolls who came to him, and his whole body equipment was sent to the courier.
Capricorn:
After landing, he begins to lie down as Voldemort until the end of the game.
Virgo:
Holding the M4 in his hand, he fired two rounds at the enemy and looked at the 28-round magazine very uncomfortable, and he was killed after adding bullets to the hail of bullets.
Scorpio:
He first put a first-aid kit on the ground, then hid in the grass, waited quietly, waiting for the target to appear, he was a calm phantom tank, and he shot the enemy in the head steadily!
Libra:
Armed with an M4, he entered the toilet and found an AK on the ground.
He sat flat on the ground, glanced at the M4, then at the AK, hesitating.
Until the poison circle shrank, I didn't decide which gun to use!
Leo:
After landing, pick up the gun, first give it to Duoyou, pick up the medicine, first give it to your teammates, pick up the magnifier, and give it to your teammates first.
Pisces:
When I came to a corner, I saw a dark shadow in the distance.
The scene from Star Wars immediately appeared in his heart: he and the opponent had 300 rounds of gunfight, and the battle was extremely bloody and fierce!
Then I walked cautiously and found that it was a grass.
Sagittarius:
Armed with an AWM, he calmly kills one enemy after another, headshots with guns. Until the camera focused on the secretary's sister not far away, he put down his gun and walked straight over.
The secretary's sister screamed, took out a toy gun and shot at him wildly, the muzzle of the gun shook to the sky, a magazine ran out and a shot missed, and she was so anxious that she wanted to change the bullet and found that there was no bullet.
He silently took out a magazine and handed it to his sister, revealing an evil and crazy smile: "It's your bullet!" ”
At the same time, the BGM of "Confession Balloon" also began to sound.
Aries:
The secretary's sister happily followed behind Sagittarius and took out a bottle of energy drink for Sagittarius to drink, and Sagittarius accidentally knocked the drink over the ground after taking a sip.
The BGM of "Flammable and Explosive" sounded.
The secretary's sister showed an angry expression, took out a fragmentation grenade and pulled the pull ring, and the two died together.
Aquarius:
Holding the pan in his hand, he galloped towards the AK man in the distance, and the pan kept changing its position to block all the opponent's bullets.
After getting close, he killed the enemy with a pot, sat on the ground and began to apply medicine, and while fighting, he ate chicken.
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