"Tour guide, tour guide!"

"What?" Baka connected to the communication, and a small person more than a foot tall suddenly appeared on the table, vivid, and the subtle changes in expression could be seen clearly.

Looking at the environment of the villain, he is on a relatively busy street, surrounded by pedestrians coming and going, and occasionally motorcycles speeding by.

"Zuhama, what's going on?"

"I ...... I couldn't find the bathroom......"

“...... It can't be, the natives must have a place to defecate, right? ”

"They excrete directly in the streets, and the smell of excrement wafts through the whole street, and it's terrible here."

"Then I'll pick you up, and you can find a place where no one is around."

"Okay, thank you!"

The holographic villain looked around like a thief stealing something, and finally looked around with a spot, and hurriedly ran over, only to step on a puddle of excrement.

"Ah~~~ I can't stand it, take me back!"

Baka hurriedly pressed the button, only to see a flash of light, Zuhama's body floated out of thin air, and its body quickly faded and disappeared into the surrounding air.

After a few minutes, a passage suddenly opened on the top of the ship, and then closed again, startling the surrounding teams for a moment.

In the spaceship, Zuhama was sent straight into the bathroom, and after a strong flush and disinfection, Zuhama walked into the control room with a curse.

"It's unfortunate that these natives don't have any concept of hygiene, and I wonder how they managed to survive in this environment without getting sick."

The two were talking, when suddenly a communication came in again.

"Quick! Pick me up! I can't! ”

In the hologram, a Caucasian man in a suit and leather shoes is lying on the ground in spite of the image, as if he is in prostration, and there is obviously vomit on the ground around him.

"What's wrong with you?" Baca was taken aback.

"I ...... I ate some indigenous food...... Fast! I feel like I'm going to die! ”

"Oh~~~ Oh my God! Don't you know about biocontrol regulations? ”

"Quick...... If I die here, you're going to go bankrupt? ”

"Okay, okay!" The other party's threat was very effective, and Baka hurriedly picked it up and sent it straight to the medical cabin.

As soon as it was dealt with, an emergency message popped up on its own.

"Help! Help me! ”

Startled by the shrill cries for help, Baka saw a tourist surrounded by several natives who had torn their clothes and appeared to be about to engage in forced copulation.

"Oh my God!" Baka was so frightened that his face turned green, and if a tourist was physically harmed, he would stay in prison for the rest of his life.

"Save Me !!"

As if burned by fire, Baka immediately jumped up and hurriedly operated, only to see an arc of electricity suddenly cross a long distance, directly extending from the spaceship to the visitor, and several natives around it were immediately shocked and trembling and slumped to the ground.

The tourist then flew up out of thin air and was quickly transported back to the ship.

"Woo woo~~~" The tourist walked in crying.

The light distorted, and a three-eyed man who was crying and wiping tears was revealed, and the three-eyed man only had two hands, but all three eyes were crying, making it too busy to wipe away tears.

"Di Li, Di Li, don't cry, you see, you're not doing well now, you're back, it's safe here." Baca hurriedly comforted.

"Woo woo~~~ These natives are so savage, so terrible, they scare me to death!"

"Okay, okay, next time you don't want to walk around alone, just follow the guys."

Before he could say a few words of comfort, a voice rang in Baka's ears.

"Baka, Jeb is knocking on the ship!"

"Knock on the ...... of the ship"

"See for yourself!"

A hologram enters the room, and between them a short, casual-dressed white man is holding a rock, clanging against the hull of the ship, and around him is a large circle of curious natives, some of whom are trying to strike up a conversation with Jeb.

"Jeb! What happened to you? Baka's voice appeared beside Jeb.

"Let me in, my bag has been robbed and everything has been lost!"

"......" Baca immediately opened the hatch, and a ladder appeared at the foot of Jeb, allowing Jeb to return to the ship without any problems.

On the first day I came to the indigenous planet, I encountered so many things shortly after landing, and Zuhama next to me was stunned, and I couldn't help muttering.

"The earth is dangerous......

When the spaceship was lamenting that the earth was so dangerous, the outside of the spacecraft was about to fry, the spacecraft opened the hatch again, released lightning, and unknown people boarded the spacecraft directly, which made the gathered teams of various countries immediately nervous, and mobilized various channels to collect information.

Soon the results of various analyses and monitoring converged.

"Director Huang, the feedback from China has come out."

"What's going on?"

"The spaceship's several abnormal behaviors should have brought back four aliens, and that lightning was an attack that stunned four Indians."

"According to the monitoring of military satellites, after the spacecraft landed, more than a dozen aliens were released, and these are several of them. According to the analysis, the lightning attack should have been the four Indians trying to **aliens! ”

**Alien......

Director Huang couldn't help but complain in his heart, this Indian has a really good appetite, and he has to break through the solar system and embark on the journey of the sea of stars!

"The alien who knocked on the door and returned to the spaceship just now, according to analysis, he should have been robbed of his wallet."

Wallet robbed ......

Director Huang was speechless, should he complain that India's security is too poor, or should he complain that aliens are too weak?

"According to these behaviors exhibited by alien spacecraft, the results of the analysis are given in China. China believes that this alien spacecraft does not look like it is undertaking an expedition mission, because the expedition personnel will not be so reckless, and there does not seem to be much of an unexpected plan. ”

"These aliens are so reckless, which shows that they have a certain understanding of the earth, and they should regard the earth as a safe environment, so these reckless behaviors occur. This is consistent with the analysis given by the Secret Service, the Earth has always been in the eyes of aliens, and the Earth is not new to aliens. ”

Based on the above judgment, China believes that this alien spacecraft should also not undertake military tasks, even if it is alien and military...... Two...... Still unthinkable. ”

"Therefore, based on the analysis and judgment of all aspects, the behavior of aliens is put into our own human behavior, and China believes that a civilian spaceship carrying a group of tourists, this setting may be the most logical inference."

"Tourists...... Tourist spaceship? Director Huang looked incredulously at the dumbbell-shaped alien spacecraft in front of him.

"Yes, since the aliens have been proven to be true and the alien spacecraft has appeared, then we have reason to believe that the flying saucers that are endlessly popping up on the earth should be alien spacecraft. Referring to the behavior of this alien spaceship, maybe those flying saucers are sightseeing ships. ”

"As for why this spaceship is dumbbell-type, and what we usually see is a flying saucer, and at most a triangular type, maybe because they belong to different organizations, or even different civilizations."

"Alien travel spaceship...... What are the indications in the country? ”

"There are no new instructions for the time being, just that try to achieve secondary communication, it is best to communicate alone, since the other party is a tourist, then the negotiation angle is much more flexible. In addition, the country's decent special forces are coming, ready to snatch back the aliens' lost wallets, and it is even possible to ......"