Early the next morning, Li Hong returned to the rental house. By the way, he also bought a basket of steamed buns outside.

This is breakfast bought for little Lori, after all, he can skip breakfast, but little Lori is still growing her body, so she can't skip breakfast.

opened the door and walked into the room, Li Hong found that there was no little Lori on the bed. Just when Li Hong was stunned, the sound of ping-pong came from the kitchen.

When Li Hong touched the kitchen, he found that Xiao Lori was stepping on a stool, cutting vegetables and cooking decently.

"You know how to cook?" Li Hong looked at Xiao Loli's skillful technique and asked curiously.

Little Lori turned around and smiled sweetly: "Of course, this is what my mother specially taught me." My mother said that if a girl can't cook, she can't get married. ”

Covering his face, Li Hong was ashamed. At the beginning, his mother also told him that a man who can't cook can't marry a wife.

Facts have also proved that Li Hong's mother's words are completely reasonable. A guy like Li Hong, who is ugly and has no money, if he can't cook and do housework, he really can't marry a wife.

But these are not too important, Li Hong hurriedly picked up the little Lori from the bench, and said distressedly: "Okay, okay, I bought buns, you don't have to cook." ”

Little Lori nodded obediently, then carried the bun Li Hong bought and walked outside happily.

Just as Li Hong was about to follow and take a look, the reincarnation watch in his hand suddenly trembled.

"Boss, you have a new reminder!"

Motorola's voice woke Li Hong up in an instant.

Click on it and take a look, it turned out to be a message from the main god, a guy who has disappeared for a long time. said that Li Hong's first month's salary had been sent to his bank card. By the way, the main god also said very vaguely: Don't fish and paddle at work.

Li Hong was stunned, and scolded with embarrassment: "What, I have touched the fish and paddled the water!" ”

Regarding the slander of the main god, Li Hong chose to turn a deaf ear. What's wrong with touching the fish and paddling, and there is no rule that you are not allowed to touch the fish and paddle.

Meizizi received the first salary in his life, and Li Hong was planning to take Xiao Lori out to have a good time. But at this time, 404 walked out of the reincarnation watch with a little monster that was malnourished at first glance.

"Here you go, make it up." 404 threw the little monster to Li Hong and said lightly.

"What's wrong with it?" Li Hong asked curiously.

The little monster looked wrong, the whole thing was overworked, and the spirit was sluggish, which was completely different from before.

404 yawned and said casually, "It's nothing, it's just a kidney deficit." ”

“……”

Li Hong looked at 404 faintly and asked with a little curiosity, "What did you do to it?" ”

"You're so dirty, I don't want to talk to you." 404 directly rejected Li Hong's question and did not answer.

Li Hongti slipped up the little monster, looked at it carefully, and made sure that this product had not been disabled by 404, so he was relieved.

When she walked out the door, little Lori had almost finished breakfast, and her little face was full of satisfied smiles.

Li Hong looked at the time and said to Xiao Lori: "Yuchen, I'm going to go out later, be careful at home." ”

Little Lori's face turned cloudy in an instant, and she asked bitterly with a pout, "Can't you take me with you?" ”

Li Hong was stunned, he really didn't expect this little girl to be so sticky to him. Fortunately, Li Hong didn't have a big deal to wait for, just went to the sales office to take a look at the house. In this case, it doesn't seem impossible to bring a little Lori.

The rental house is too small, which is Li Hong's biggest pain. Not to mention that he is rich and expensive now, he can be regarded as making a lot of money, and it is not a problem to buy a house.

So, Li Hong took Xiao Lori and walked towards the sales office a few hundred meters away.

It's not that he's reluctant to take a taxi, it's that little Lori herself asks to walk. Li Hong doesn't care, anyway, he should exercise after taking two steps.

Walking beside the green belt of the community, Xiao Lori suddenly asked Li Hong, "Uncle, where am I from?" ”

"Why is this question asked? Of course it was your mother. Li Hong was puzzled.

"But that doesn't seem to be the case......

Little Lori crossed her fingers and said in a crisp childish voice: "Da Zhuang was sent with phone bills, and his brother was in the lottery." The little butterflies are made from the trees, and the two dogs are dug in the soil. The little fat man is a garbage heap ......"

"No, it's all a mess."

Li Hong explained with a smile: "The children are all born by their own mothers, you should always know how you came here, don't listen to those little children talking nonsense." ”

"Really?"

Little Lori raised her head and said word by word: "But my mother told me that she was walking on the road in front of the supermarket when Inuyasha suddenly appeared. Covered in wounds, give her a baby to raise......"

“……”

Li Hong was sweating profusely when he heard this, little Lori's mother was still a two-dimensional severe patient! What a bad reason is this Nima, it's not more reliable than charging the phone bill!

"No, don't listen to your mother's nonsense, the children were all conceived and born by their own mothers in October." Li Hong tries to reshape the distorted three views of little Lori.

She can't be made to think that children are obtained in mysterious ways. Otherwise, you will not have to cry to death if you have a child in the future......

"So where the hell did I come from?" Little Lori tilted her head and asked curiously.

"Of course it'......"

"Ahem, be careful, I'm still here......"

Li Honggang wanted to say something crucial, but he didn't expect the 404 above his head to interrupt his words instantly.

Only then did he remember that there seemed to be a river crab living on top of his head, what could he do if it was swollen?

Looking at the little eyes of little Lori, who were full of curiosity, Li Hong was sweating profusely. On the top of the river crab, how to tell little Lori this!

Coincidentally, a young girl carrying a kawaii bear backpack jumped past the two of them.

The ghost made the god send the ground, Li Hong pointed to the girl's back and said: "Your hometown, you live in this buttocks, you are a native of this buttocks!" Don't look at the buttocks are not big, but it has mountains, rivers and forests, and there are still people living in the buttocks, and there are many, many drops......"

After forcibly explaining, Li Hong realized that the girl seemed to have heard the singing, and then stopped, turned her head and stared back at Li Hong speechless.

Seeing that Li Hong finished speaking, the girl's face was sluggish, and she said in a daze: "Uncle, you are so dirty!" ”

"No, you...... You little girl! How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air! Can uncle's words be called dirty? That's called ...... What's it called......"

The girl glanced at Li Hong, and then saw the little Lori who was being held by Li Hong. Suddenly, the girl walked over with a smile, twisted the face of the little Lori and asked Li Hong, "Uncle, is this your daughter?" It's so cute, I want to ......."

"When she's a stepmother?" Li Hong asked tentatively.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words were spoken, he received a fist of sanction hooligans in the face!

"If you don't have 20cm, you dare to say this, look at me, I won't kill you!"