Through the electric retractable door, I saw such a picture: Zhao Xiaoyi, a classmate, was squatting in front of my car drenched, and next to her, there was a big python with a thick arm and a length of five or six meters.

Unlike those black pythons just now, this big python was all golden, like the legendary golden python, but at the moment, it was motionless, as if it was dead.

This picture really made me not know whether to be afraid, or to be amazed, and in the end, I asked as calmly as possible: "Xiao Yi, you killed this golden python?" ”

Zhao Xiaoyi raised his head and seemed to be surprised: "Brother Zhou, is it you?" Why have you been around for so long, you've trapped me, what's going on over there? ”

I was a little speechless and said: "The situation over there is more complicated, let's talk about it later, what I want to ask now is, why are you like a chicken in the soup, and besides, there is such a big golden python lying next to you?" ”

Zhao Xiaoyi replied with an arrogant face: "Brother Zhou, look at me, I can get such a big python in a few minutes." ”

I wondered, "Seeing that it has no wounds all over its body, it can't have been strangled to death by your bare hands, right?"

Zhao Xiaoyi pouted: "Brother Zhou, your imagination is really rich enough, but there is no logic at all, do you look at my little arm, can you strangle such a big snake?" ”

I suddenly remembered Lao Cai's situation, so I said again: "Look at you who are drenched, it won't be swallowed by it, but you accidentally survived, and you crawled out again, right?" ”

As soon as Zhao Xiaoyi heard this, he immediately became a little hairy: "Hey, Brother Zhou, don't be funny, okay, how could I crawl out of the snake's belly, besides, with its small body, can it swallow me?" ”

I continued to joke: "That's not necessarily, a snake can swallow an animal several times thicker than its own body, and with your slender body, it is estimated that it will be enough to eat half full." ”

Zhao Xiaoyi sniffled and said with disgust: "Brother Zhou, everyone has become like this, are you still joking?" ”

I smiled and said, "Then hurry up and tell me the real situation, look at the smell of wine all over your body, should you pour that jar of realgar wine all over your body and smoke this golden python to death?" This is indeed a very clever approach. ”

Unexpectedly, I really guessed half right, Zhao Xiaoyi did use the jar of realgar wine to deal with the golden python, but it was not smoked to death, but poured wine into its mouth and overturned it.

It turned out that not long after I left, the golden python came, hit the car window with his head, Zhao Xiaoyi opened the car window, and squirted out a mouthful of realgar wine, which happened to spray into the snake's mouth, and the golden python immediately turned over.

Zhao Xiaoyi was not at ease, so he picked up the wine jar and poured wine into the snake's mouth, so that the golden python couldn't stand it, and a mouthful of wine squirted out and drenched her, but the golden python also fainted immediately.

This girl always makes some strange things, which makes me angry and funny, but in the end, she still encouraged: "Okay, you are amazing, but, look at you drenched, don't catch a cold, the smell of alcohol on your body, if you encounter an open flame, it may catch fire, so let's go back and wash it quickly, right?" ”

Zhao Xiaoyi said: "But, Brother Zhou, the house over there in our base doesn't seem to have a bathroom?" Besides, Sister Zhang is gone, and we are lonely men and widows again, how can I take a bath? ”

As soon as I heard this, I remembered yesterday's incident again, and I didn't know what was going on, so I was a little upset: "Then what do you say, you can't take a bath for you, I'll hire two more female bodyguards for you, right?" ”

Seeing my fierce appearance, Zhao Xiaoyi immediately wilted, came up and grabbed my arm, and said coquettishly: "Brother Zhou, don't be angry, are people joking with you?" … Okay, okay, let's go back immediately, I'll let you watch me take a shower? ”

Actually, I'm not really angry with her, I don't know the mind of a little girl, just when I saw the porter, I remembered the tragic death of Lao Cai, and I couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable, seeing the pitiful appearance of the little girl, I eased my tone and said: "Stinky girl, do you know that the old Cai who is guarding the door here was swallowed by a giant python the thickness of a bucket just now." ”

Zhao Xiaoyi was instantly dumbfounded: "Ah..."

I told her about what happened, but I didn't expect that the little girl who was still giggling just now suddenly burst into tears, looking heartbroken, and said: "When we were here during the day, Uncle Cai also reminded me that there were monsters in Lubo Beach, so I didn't have anything to do and don't run around, but I didn't expect that after only half a day, he left." ”

I patted her on the shoulder and comforted: "I can't imagine this kind of thing happening, otherwise, I would have taken precautions a long time ago, maybe Lao Cai would not have died, it is estimated that the ambulance should come in a while, let's not get in the way, let's go back quickly, right?" ”

Zhao Xiaoyi pointed to the golden python on the ground and said, "Then what should it do?" ”

I said, "What do you care about?" It is estimated that after a while, the wine will wake up and leave by itself. ”

Zhao Xiaoyi's eyes were full of anxiety: "It is lying here, and the car will come after a while, will it press it, or will the police shoot it to death?" Brother Zhou, let's take it back, shall we? When it's ready, release it. ”

I was a little speechless: "Alas, I said Zhao Xiaoyi, do you have a position?" Just now he was crying for Lao Cai, but now he is worried about his enemy? ”

Zhao Xiaoyi argued: "One yard is one yard, Uncle Cai was not killed by this golden python, how can I count all the accounts on its head, I am a snake, I know that snakes are also beneficial insects, Brother Zhou, shall we take it back?" ”

This girl really made me dizzy, and I really couldn't help it, so I had to agree: "Okay, but after taking it back, you must listen to my arrangement and find a suitable place to release it as soon as possible, but you can't make anything weird." ”

Zhao Xiaoyi immediately nodded briskly: "It must be!" ”

So, I opened the trunk and carried the golden python into it with Zhao Xiaoyi, and the girl exclaimed while carrying it back: "I feel that this guy weighs dozens of pounds." ”

But I said, "Only a few dozen pounds? You're underestimating it, and I'm telling you, it's definitely heavier than you, so if you want to swallow you, you don't have to worry about it, you have to be careful. ”

Zhao Xiaoyi's face was wooden, but she still seemed to insist on her opinion, so I had to let her completely stuff the golden python into it and close the trunk door.

Then, I made a phone call to Feng Gong, explained the situation, and drove back.

However, as soon as I turned onto the main road, I saw three or two ambulances and three police cars whizzing from a distance, because it was Feng Gong who reported to the police, and the wounded at the airport were all ready, I didn't go to the ramblings anymore, but turned straight left and went back to our company's base.

When I arrived at the Linjian house, I first went to the kitchen to boil a big pot of hot water for Zhao Xiaoyi, and asked her to take a bath, Zhao Xiaoyi said movingly: "Brother Zhou, in order to show my trust in you, when you take a bath in this palace, you are allowed to serve beside you." ”

I raised my hand and knocked on her little head: "Stinky girl, I've watched too many harem dramas, Brother Zhou, I don't have that leisure." ”

After finishing speaking, I felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this sentence, but I couldn't think of it for a while, what was wrong?

Zhao Xiaoyi looked like a stupid girl, carried a pot of hot water and entered the women's bathroom with a big grin, and suddenly poked her head out again, and said a little naughtily: "Brother Zhou, remember, if I need something in a while, you can send it in directly, don't be embarrassed." ”

After tossing for a long time, I suddenly felt a little hungry, so I went to the kitchen to heat up two steamed buns, and ate them with a ham sausage and a green onion, but while eating, I suddenly remembered Sister Zhang.