"Ahem, I want you to help me break a formation."

"Break a formation? What do you mean? ”

Jiang Xiangtian let out a long sigh, "This is about the purpose of my immortal staying in the world." ”

Yuan Fan pulled Wu Qingxuan to the side of the chair.

"What are you doing sitting so far away?" Jiang Xiangtian asked curiously.

"With your sigh, I know it's a long story, just worked for hours, tired, sat down and rested." Yuan Fan smiled, "By the way, listen to Brother Tian's story." ”

"I'm going to buy some snacks or something!" Xie Zhong said coldly.

"It's almost time for breakfast, bring me a drawer of buns!" After Yuan Fan finished speaking, he looked at Wu Qingxuan, who smiled and shook his head, Yuan Fan snapped his fingers, "Bring another bottle of hot milk to Qingxuan, thank you." ”

"Then I want a drawer of ......" Jiang Xiangtian's conscious interface immediately reacted, "What a mess, why don't you want popcorn?" Really, am I telling a story? I'm serious! ”

Yuan Fan laughed and said, "Seriousness doesn't delay eating!" You really don't want to? ”

Jiang Xiangtian was speechless when he heard this, then gritted his teeth and ordered a drawer of steamed dumplings with soy milk. Watching Xie Zhong fart and run errands, Jiang Xiangtian sighed again, "To be honest, it was a complete accident that I became an immortal. ”

"At that time, I asked my senior brother and I to ask for immortals, my senior brother is a good seedling, with high ideological consciousness and serious practice. As for me, although I didn't achieve anything and never worked hard to cultivate, I didn't get depressed because I was left behind too much by my senior brother because of my optimism. ”

Relying on an optimistic attitude to practice, Yuan Fan heard of it for the first time.

"I remember one day, I went out to play and fell off a cliff, but luckily I picked up a life, but my leg was broken." Jiang Xiangtian's eyes narrowed slightly, as if he had returned to the era thousands of years ago, "I thought that Senior Brother would scold me, but he just blamed me for not being so playful as a cultivator, and then he carefully healed me." ”

"I was so moved that I secretly decided that if my injury healed, I would put my heart down and concentrate on cultivating. But...... Alas! Creation makes people! ”

I have to say that Jiang Xiangtian stopped at a key position in this paragraph, leaving infinite possibilities for reverie, Yuan Fan couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?" Something happened to your brother? ”

Jiang Xiangtian glanced at him, "Your senior brother just had an accident!" To be a sunny person, can you guess on the bright side? ”

Yuan Fan shrugged his shoulders, but listened to Jiang Xiangtian continue: "I was reading books in my senior brother's study during that time, and I wanted to increase my knowledge, but who knew that I found a stone, and I heard that the stone was picked up casually, and it looked very charming, so I collected it and put it on the bookshelf." ”

"Although the appearance is ordinary, but as my senior brother said, I always have an inexplicable pleasure when I see the stone, and I can't help but want to grasp it in my hand. Sometimes, when I touch it, I can even feel it feel like it has a pulse. ”

Yuan Fan and Wu Qingxuan glanced at each other, a stone has a pulse? I'm afraid it wasn't Jiang Xiangtian who fell not his leg at that time, but his brain, right?

"Later, I was almost completely inseparable from the stone, and I had to hold it in my hand even when I walked on crutches. When my brother found out about my love for that stone, he said that a cultivator is almost obsessed with a stubborn stone, and it is really unreasonable, so he wants to take my stone away very unreasonably! Jiang Xiangtian recalled with a frown.

Yuan Fan crooked his mouth, okay, it's obviously someone else's senior brother's stone, you can't take it for yourself just because you look at the stone correctly! You're embarrassed to say that people are unreasonable.

"Naturally, I refused, and at that time, I begged my brother to stop throwing stones. Senior brother said that I was obsessed and couldn't enter the Tao, which made me break my thoughts......"

"Poof, haha!" Yuan Fan suddenly laughed.

"You're laughing?"

"I'm laughing at you!"

Jiang Xiangtian looked stunned, "What kind of nerves?" How can you laugh at such a sad thing? ”

Yuan Fan laughed even more, he shook his head, and said, "I didn't feel the sadness, but your senior brother's advice to you, no matter how I heard it, it was like you were entangled and entangled with a woman, and then your senior brother beat the mandarin duck...... Who knew that the other protagonist turned out to be a rock! Ahaha! ”

Jiang Xiangtian crooked his mouth and said, "Laughing? That's no ordinary stone......"

"I know, a stone with a pulse! Ha ha! ”

Jiang Xiangtian said slightly angrily: "You know a fart!" That stone is a god! ”

"Haha!"

Yuan Fan, who was laughing, choked directly when he heard this, and hiccuped.

"What did you say?" Yuan Fan hissed and said incredulously.

Jiang Xiangtian raised his eyebrows, "Have you heard of 'Shenming'?" ”

Ever heard of it? Of course I've heard of it! Although he heard it very few times, Yuan Fan's impression of the "Divine Inscription" was not ordinarily profound.

Not for anything else, just because Lin Yi and the old man Zhang in the mausoleum once said that if you get the divine inscription, even if it is a dog, you can become a god! This is the fastest, fastest, fastest way to the Shenxian train! Not one of them!

"That's how you became a god?" Yuan Fan said incredulously.

Jiang Xiangtian nodded, "It seems that Zhang Xi is right, you know a lot of things." That's right, during an argument with my brother, I fell and broke my head due to an unhealed leg injury and unstable center of gravity. My blood fell on the 'Divine Inscription' very coincidentally, and just like that, I became a god. ”

He raised his head slightly, with a melancholy expression: "A hundred years of cultivating immortals, one day to achieve the Tao, you may not be able to experience that feeling in your life." ”

The corners of Yuan Fan's mouth twitched, who is Meng? You say that your senior brother has "cultivated immortals for a hundred years", even if you are a bastard who is idle all day long and does not do his job, what do you feel about? You are so lucky that you will become a god if you fall.

"Everyone in the world is good to become an immortal, but what about me, because I became an immortal because I got the divine inscription, my foundation is very poor, and I can't get out of the door of the reception place for cultivating into a god if I am weak." Jiang Xiangtian knew that he was embarrassed at this time, "Although I also know how to work hard at this time, but the congenital deficiency before becoming an immortal makes my upper limit not high." ”

"I don't know how many years of cultivation, my biggest improvement is to be able to walk in the God Realm at will, alas! It's hard to look back on. ”

Yuan Fan couldn't help but feel sorry for Jiang Xiangtian, but he heard President Jiang say: "I thought that my immortal life would pass so plainly, who knew that by chance, I joined the organization of a bunch of local sons and brothers in the god realm. I was so excited at the time, you know, the native residents of the Divine Realm are all naturally arrogant, and they don't look down on those who have cultivated to become gods, let alone people like me who have become immortals through the Divine Inscription. ”

"I thought that my divine life had ushered in a turning point, but who knows, those sons and brothers sent me back here with just a word and became a Rausch 'guard'!"