Chapter 149: The Nightmare of the Prostitute Teacher Begins!
In a small area in Tianhai City, the prostitute was muttering something to the computer.
"Brothers, this isn't the new hero you're talking about, is it?"
Looking at the hero column that has been selected, the prostitute said with disgust: "This new hero is interesting, it should be a bug in the fist, anyway, I didn't see this hero in the experience server." ”
While looking at the barrage on the screen, he talked nonsense with the audience in the live broadcast room.
He's a streamer, to be precise, a game streamer of goddess Lianmeng. The goddess Lianmeng in this life is even more popular than Li Hong imagined. In just a few months, tens of millions of players have poured in. Such a huge market naturally breeds the industry of goddess joint game anchors.
Among them, prostitution is an anchor who mixes better. Although it is not as popular as the millions of attention of other goddess co-cute anchors, it can be regarded as a relatively large anchor.
Today, the prostitute was originally playing ranking, but the water friends in the live broadcast room told him that the goddess Lianmeng had a new hero, and he looked like he was hanging, so he let him play a game.
couldn't resist the audience's demands, so he had to end the ranking first, and went to the game store to buy this new hero named Li Hong.
At the moment, the mode he plays is not ranked, and he doesn't dare to use heroes he hasn't played to play ranked. It's hard to get into the ranking now, what if you get into the pit? For these reasons, he played just an ordinary match in this game.
"The name of the new hero is so strange, what is the supreme shame Li Hong, I have never heard of this name."
"Fist is always urinating, it should be the name of a certain designer, right?"
"But I haven't heard of Li Hong as a designer at Fist!"
The barrage sent in the live broadcast room, the prostitution and hanging are naturally in sight. Before the game started, I saw him open the built-in search engine on the computer, type the words fist Li Hong, and press the enter key by the way.
"Brothers, don't worry, let me find out who this Li Hong is."
Soon, the search engine feedback gave the answer to the prostitution. Looking at the answer displayed on the screen, the prostitute smiled and said, "Okay, the answer has come out." This Li Hong is actually the boss of Riot. Oh my God, the designer who designed this hero was really bold enough to dare to tease his boss like this. ”
"666, designer dinner with a chicken leg!"
"I just want to say, well done!"
"With such a black boss's company, the fist is also invincible!"
"Outrage from the staff, 233!"
During the ridicule in the live broadcast room, a barrage attracted the attention of the prostitute.
"Teacher prostitute, why did I buy this hero but I can't use it? The system prompts that the hero cannot be selected for the time being, please try again later. ”
The prostitute asked curiously, "Brother, what is your situation?" How could it not be used? ”
After speaking, the prostitute suggested that "Is it a network stuck, or you can restart the game and give it a try." I just bought this and I can use it, no problem. ”
As soon as he finished saying this, he saw that people kept brushing up the same barrage in the live broadcast room, so he touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "Everyone is like this?" Then it can't be a network problem. It should be a bug.,It's okay if you can't play.,Watch me operate a wave first.。 ”
As he spoke, the game loaded and he entered the Summoner's Rift.
While still in the spring, his teammates typed on the public screen and asked, "Eh, what kind of hero are you?" Why haven't you seen it? ”
The goddess has been sprouting for so long, and everyone has long been familiar with the face of the hero. But they have been playing for so long, and they have never seen Li Hong, a maverick hero.
"How did you get jeans and a joyful T-shirt without skin?" Everyone on the other side also sent a message to ask.
The prostitute smiled and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Everyone is still more concerned about the new hero, okay, I will represent everyone's wishes and show you the operation of this hero." ”
For the teammate's inquiry on the public screen of the game, the prostitute replied casually with two sentences, and then learned the Q skill and walked out of the spring.
In front of the highland tower, he moved the mouse to the Q button, and looked at the skill introduction and was amazed: "Bud, this hero is really sassy, and the fists are all out!" ”
Then, the prostitute smiled, came to the middle road, and quietly pressed the Q button to the opposite prince who had just gone out.
I saw Li Hong in the game screen jumping forward in an instant, and his fists were swung out like meteors. The prince was caught off guard, and before he could react, his body fell.
Subsequently, Li Hong, a hero, shamelessly climbed on the prince, constantly waving his iron fist and smashing it on the prince.
After recovering from his state, the prince only had half blood left in the blink of an eye, only to see him quickly pull away in a flash, and said on the public frequency: ", this hero is so disgusting, he is actually pushing down!" ”
He smiled and was about to reply to him. But before he could type, a paragraph appeared on the public frequency.
[Everyone] supreme shame (prostitution): What happened to knock you down? If you don't accept it, come again! Spicy Chicken!
The prostitute's fingers trembled slightly, and he said incredulously into the microphone: "MMP, what is this, how can I type without moving my hands?" ”
He turned on the camera during the live broadcast, so the audience in the live broadcast room naturally saw this extremely weird picture clearly. As soon as he opened the chat box, he didn't do anything, and he actually sent a message automatically.
"666, this is amazing!"
"Does the new hero come with a spraying skill?"
"The weirdest picture of the year!"
"Buy a new hero and come with a spraying script 2333!"
The prince on the other side was also scolded, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he typed and said: "Teacher prostitute, I am your fan, but I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Call you a prostitute teacher for the last time, goodbye! ”
"Fan-1!" Seeing this, the teammates typed and said.
The prostitute was in a hurry, and hurriedly typed: "Brother, I was wrong, I don't know what happened, it was a complete accident just now." ”
But before he could send this message, another message popped up on the public frequency.
[Everyone]: The highest shame (prostitution): Spicy chicken is spicy chicken, and I don't even have the psychological ability to bear it, so I'm embarrassed to be my fan? , don't be ashamed!
The prostitute looked at the apology message that had not yet been sent out in the dialog box, and was completely dumbfounded. The audience in the live broadcast room witnessed this scene with their own eyes, and everyone was stunned at first, and then in an uproar.
"Damn, this new hero is 666!"
"Invincible! The prostitution teacher can't wash it this wave when he jumps into the Yellow River! ”
"The new hero is good 6, don't stop me, I'll rush some rolls to buy them!"
"I want it too, this Nima scolds people more than me!"
Looking at the ridicule in the live broadcast room, the prostitute wanted to cry without tears: "Brothers, you have to testify for me!" I really didn't type a word, what's going on? ”
"Uh-huh, we'll prove it for you!"
"I prove that there is nothing false about the prostitution and hanging live broadcast fans!"
"I'll also help you prove that you really typed, I saw it with my own eyes!"
"The prostitute teacher is going to cry, hahaha!"
"Come on, I can't explain it now." The prostitute said with a wry smile.
But fortunately, there are videos in the live broadcast room now, and with the video, you can at least prove your innocence. Coupled with such a fuss, I don't know how much exposure it will cause, so I don't have much annoyance when I break off the prostitute.