Chapter 005: Grandma, You Have White Hair
"Little classmate, you have to buy things in regular stores, such as mine. Those who sell mobile phones on the side of the road are scammers, you must not believe it! and Taobao, which is even more rampant with fakes. Look at my mobile phone here, every quality is good, even if you have some small problems, you can go to the store to change it, right? You see, this ...... This ...... This one is very suitable for students, the quality is good, and the price is not expensive......"
Xiao Mo really couldn't stand the old woman's nagging, so he hurriedly said a few words and escaped.
Xiao Mo didn't choose the next one, but skipped a few, and only walked in when he saw the owner of this store, a young man in his twenties. He thought to himself, young people will not be so verbose.
When he stretched out his palm and showed the phone to the young boss, the other party immediately looked at it quietly for a while with a scrutinizing gaze before raising his head and asking, "How did you get this mobile phone?" ”
Xiao Mo muttered in his heart, what does it matter to you how the mobile phone came from, but he still replied: "I don't need a cousin to give it to me!" ”
"Oh! Cousin. The young man looked at him and smiled slightly, as if to say, "You know! But the suspicion of Xiao Mo was obvious.
Immediately, he said lightly: "He gave you the mobile phone, why didn't he tell you where the charger socket of the mobile phone is?" And the slot of the SIM card didn't say, he must have forgotten it, right? ”
"Yes...... Forgot! Xiao Mo was a little weak and a little annoyed, "He is in my hometown, far away from here." ”
Xiao Mo simply said it to death, saving the other party from saying "forgot what you can ask" or something.
"Oh! What a careless cousin! The young boss smiled meaningfully again, as if to further affirm that Xiao Mo's mobile phone was coming from the wrong way, so angry that Xiao Mo really wanted to smash the mobile phone in his face.
"It's hard to buy a charger and SIM card for your phone, but if you want to sell me your phone, I can give you fifty dollars." Yes, fifty dollars, no more! The young boss looked at Xiao Mo with a smile, as if he had calculated that he would sell him the phone.
"Not for sale!" Xiao Mo withdrew his palm and walked out of the store without saying a word, but he was lamenting in his heart, "Oh my God! Why don't you just buy a mobile phone charger? Why is it so hard? ”
Xiao Mo walked around the two houses again before he walked in, but after a while, he walked out with a depressed face.
When he walked into the last mobile phone store, Xiao Mo was already hopeless. He has decided to go to his classmate Zhu Weihao's house another weekend and take a look on Taobao, Zhu Weihao is his better classmate, and his parents are also from other places, but because his parents have formal jobs, the family conditions are okay.
The owner of this mobile phone store is a middle-aged woman, Xu Lao Banniang, quite a bit of a look.
In order to make a quick decision, Xiao Mo didn't talk nonsense, took out his mobile phone, and said, "Boss, do you have a charger for this kind of mobile phone?" I paid three times the price to buy! ”
He didn't even say anything about the SIM card, if the charging problem can't be solved, it's a waste to buy the SIM card.
When the female boss heard this, she was slightly stunned, and then her face became strange, a charger is only a dozen yuan, how much is three times? Forty dollars? Could it be that this kid is good-looking and wants to harass himself?
But as soon as he saw the other party's chubby appearance, he couldn't see any handsome and chic breath, and his palms were still dirty, and he suddenly lost his appetite. "Just this kind of goods, it is also worthy of harassing the old lady!"
Her face turned cold, she snorted, didn't look at the phone, and directly refused: "No!" Let's go! ”
Xiao Mo was dumbfounded, the reason why he offered three times the price was just to let the other party be tempted by money to help him look more serious, even if he didn't, he would help himself think carefully, where is this kind of charger sold, but he didn't think that the other party didn't appreciate it at all.
Looking at the other party's disdainful look, Xiao Mo also had anger in his heart, his eyes suddenly widened, he looked at the top of the female boss's head, and said in surprise: "Huh! Grandma, you have a white hair on your head! ”
After saying that, he didn't say a word, turned around and left, afraid that the woman would chase him out.
"Ahh Gray hair?! I...... I unplugged one in the morning! The woman's face was hot and shy as if she were a teenage girl, and then she hurriedly took out a small mirror from the drawer, lowered her head, and looked through it carefully.
It took a long time for her to raise her head and mutter, "No?!" Where are the gray hairs! Could it be that the kid is wrong? No, what did that kid call me just now! Mother-in-law! He actually called me Grandma! Ah, I'm! ”
The woman, who still had a little waist, twisted her body and rushed out from behind the counter, looking at Xiao Mo who was about to disappear in the distance, her eyes could erupt with fire.
She didn't know now that there was no white hair at all, but the other party was playing tricks on herself: "Boy, stop me!" ”
When the woman's anger rose, Xiao Mo, who had run away, was suddenly shocked, and his footsteps couldn't help stopping. Then, in his body, a man's mellow voice suddenly appeared: "Ten points of low-level resentment value are obtained, one point of low-grade spiritual power is equal to ten thousand low-level resentment points, and the remaining nine thousand nine hundred and ninety points of resentment value will be turned on!" ”
"Resentment?" Xiao Mo was so startled by this voice that he didn't pay much attention to the words that followed. He turned his head and looked around, and saw that no one was speaking to him, could it be that the voice came from within him?
After making sure he hadn't spoken to him, he went to experience the meaning of the words.
"What resentment? Is it willpower? Or is it the power of the hospital? Or Yuanli? What is this again? Wait a minute! This voice seems to call the phone a 'god machine'?! By the way, the last time the phone was turned on, the woman seemed to call this mobile phone magic machine! ”
"This is not a mobile phone, but a magic machine! No wonder you can send and receive freely, hidden. Divine machine! Is it the magic phone? Is it a sacred phone? Is it a God-like cell phone? Tsk, no matter which explanation it is, I'm afraid it's unique in the world! Xiao Mo was ecstatic in his heart. It's no wonder that this phone doesn't have a charging socket and no SIM card slot, it turns out that it's not a phone that the earth can produce at all.
"It must be an alien phone! Maybe it was left here by aliens when they came to Earth! As a young man with "four haves", Xiao Mo is also full of curiosity about the mysterious space, and every time his classmates discuss UFOs or aliens, he always listens to them with interest, and will interject a few words from time to time. This is also the time when he talks the most in front of his classmates.
"It's also possible that God uses a mobile phone, after all, there is the word spiritual power in that sentence, and there is not a whole word spiritual power in various TV series that cultivate immortals......"
"Boy! Stop! Just when Xiao Mo was full of thoughts, the angry voice of the female boss came, which made him wake up from his reverie.
He turned around and saw the female boss with fire-breathing eyes a hundred meters away, and wanted to run away immediately. But the thought flashed in his mind, and he deliberately pointed at himself a little cutely, and shouted: "Grandma! Did you call me? ”
Then, he waved his hand vigorously: "Grandma, I'm going to class!" Grandma, you don't have to send me! Grandma, you have so many gray hairs, let's pluck the gray hair! ”
"Uh...... Ahem, ahem, ahem! The female boss choked suddenly, almost didn't come up in one breath, her face turned pale with anger, and she couldn't help trembling.
She is only forty-five years old, and her demeanor still exists, and she is an idol in the minds of middle-aged and elderly men. But today, she was called "Grandma" several times by a little kid in public, and she also framed herself for having a lot of white hair, and for a while, she really had the heart to die.