Chapter Twenty-Three: Cave Robbery (Part II)
Lao Qiao nodded slightly, his fingers clicked on the wall three times, his ears were attached to it and he listened for a while, then turned to Ah Li and said, "Ah Li girl, if you can trust the old man, 100% of it is here." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info you help me with the flashlight later, try to stand on the side of the wall, I'm afraid that the top of the gravel dust chokes you, and this thief hole has been sealed for so long, and the air inside doesn't know how, after a while, I'll put something in to try it, no problem, let's go inside. ”
Ah Li was completely frightened by Lao Qiao's set of professional theories, completely forgot what I said about the words of the liberal arts Tufuzi, and decided in his heart that Lao Qiao was the legendary legend who went to the moon for nine days, caught turtles in the five oceans, and could divide gold and set points with one finger, choke zombies with a black donkey's hooves, and opened the coffin and touched gold and silver as casually as eating and picking teeth-Captain Jin.
In fact, Captain Touching Gold was not originally a title, but an official title. According to legend, at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Han dynasty declined, the heroes rose together, and the disputes continued, in order to maintain the huge expenses of the marching battle, Cao Cao, the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, secretly organized an army, not to march to fight, but to dig graves, open the coffin and touch gold, in order to fill the military salary, so the leader of this army was named "touch the gold captain". And Cao Cao has also become the ancestor of tomb robbers and coffin openers in Chinese history.
Later, tomb robbing was no longer limited to official downfall, and there were many professionals who made a living from tomb robbing. After all, the word "thief" sounds a bit harsh, and it doesn't fit the identity of the tomb robbers.
These are all things that I heard from Mr. Huang, a storyteller on the old street, when I was a child. His greatest ability is to be able to tell countless bizarre and bizarre stories, without repeating them, and no matter how active a child is, as long as he listens to his stories, he can be firmly nailed to the bench.
The children on our old street who are about the same age as me basically grew up listening to Mr. Huang's stories. So as soon as Ah Li said "touch the golden captain", I remembered this source and mentioned it in passing.
Let's move on to that. At that time, Ah Li listened to Lao Qiao's words, and immediately took action, highly cooperative, and almost missed the root of the wall.
Lao Qiao's heart must be floating at this time, but he still has to maintain the majesty of an "authentic golden captain" on his face, "bah" spit two mouthfuls of foam into the palm of his hand, rubbed his palms together a few times, and then repeatedly raised his sleeves, folded his hands, and muttered a few words in a matter-of-fact manner.
It may be the jargon of their Tufuzi, anyway, Ah Li didn't understand, but according to my guess, it should be asking for the blessing of the ancestor or something.
Then, Lao Qiao stretched out his right hand, hooked his index finger back, stretched his thumb and the other three fingers forward, pressed against the stone wall, and slammed into force, and then again...... At this time, Lao Qiao said "En", his face changed slightly, and he subconsciously glanced at Ah Li, and saw that she was staring intently at the stone wall under her fingers, with a capital "convinced" on her face.
Lao Qiao was instantly moved by her, and turned his left hand to push it up, shouting "hey", and exerting force with both hands at the same time. This top is not trivial, only to hear a loud "boom", the wall collapsed - not this side under the palm of Lao Qiao's hand, listening to the source of the sound, the two people turned around in a daze, and saw that the opposite place behind them collapsed a black hole that could accommodate one person in and out.
This collapse can make Lao Qiao's face green, as an "authentic golden captain", it is impossible to make such a serious positioning mistake, this is a low-level mistake that even an intern Tufuzi will not make, and a second ago, he explained in detail to Ah Li about the importance of "positioning" - this is the most basic link to test a Tufuzi's skills.
Lao Qiao only heard a "bang" in his heart, and the tall image he had just established in front of the beauties was a mess.
However, Lao Qiao is Lao Qiao in the end, and no one can match his thick skin and strong adaptability. Quickly adjust the mentality, "Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron, and now we are stepping forward from the beginning", the image is down, and the tree can be re-established, and the dog lifts the door curtain, all with a mouth!
Old Qiao cleared his throat, and in a moment of thought, he had already thought of his words, and pretended to be surprised: "Miss Ali, you are really blessed!" My old Joe has been crawling and rolling underground for so many years, and it is the first time that I have encountered the technique of 'striking the east and the west, and fighting cattle across the mountain' mentioned in this book, which seems to be hitting the east wall, but in fact it is working in the west, and the hole is stolen without knowing it! For more than 1,700 years, how many masters of the Golden School Captain have spent their entire lives fighting countless times, and they have not played a decent hole of 'striking the east and west, and fighting cattle across the mountain'. My old Qiao is not good at learning and art, and the revolutionary ancestors can't do it, and I don't have a show, but if I can see such a look in my lifetime, I will die without regrets! ”
When Ah Li heard this, he was frightened at that time (however, this also can't complain about Ah Li, even such a shrewd person as the third master was bluffed by Lao Qiao, not to mention Xiao Ah Li, who is not deeply involved in the world? ), followed Lao Qiao all the way to worship the past.
Seeing that the re-established image was taller and more brilliant, Lao Qiao did not dare to forget the lessons of the previous car, although his footsteps were floating, but his brain was not dizzy, and he stopped Ah Li at the entrance of the thief hole: "Ah Li girl is slow, let the old man test the air inside first." ”
As he spoke, he took out a thick and long white tarpaulin roll from his pocket, opened it and saw that there was a special needle holder for surgery, two scalpel blades, a surgical needle (with line), two medical straws, a candle the size of a little thumb finger, a box of ordinary matches, a gossip compass with a radius of about five centimeters, a magnifying glass the size of a one-yuan coin, a bottle of glutinous rice the size of an ordinary pen, a bottle of unknown red and white liquid of the same size, a bottle of unknown white tablets, and two empty bottles. An ordinary (guess) fountain pen, a few sheets of oiled paper, and a few things that cannot be named.
Seeing Ah Li stunned, it took a while to remember and ask, "Brother Qiao, what are these?" ”
Lao Qiao was proud, pinched his beard and said with a smile: "Miss Ali, if you talk about the treasure in this Qiankun bag, you may not be able to finish it for three days and three nights, but it is not a gentleman's doing." According to the old man's humble opinion, it is better to do this, whenever these tools are used, I will explain them to the girl, practice plus true knowledge, it will definitely get twice the result with half the effort, I don't know what Miss Ali thinks? ”
Ah Li is worshipping Lao Qiao so badly, naturally he is what he says.
Old Joe skillfully took out the needle holder and matchbox, lit one on the ground, stuck it on the needle holder, and then carefully passed it into the thief hole. I saw that the flame shook slightly, but it was generally stable until the match burned out.
Lao Qiao put away the needle holder and explained to Ah Li: "The flame has not been extinguished, which means that there is still oxygen in it, and the slight shaking means that this thief hole is ventilated, so even if there has been a release of poisonous gas in it, it must have been discharged a lot for so many years - these are all signs of air safety." But in order to be sure, Miss Ali, you should take this heart pill first. As he spoke, he took out the white medicine bottle in the Qiankun bag, poured out two pills, and gave one to Ah Li.
The excitement of the first fight made a brief gap in Ah Li's memory, which also makes medical sense. When people's emotions reach a certain commanding height, the hippocampus will pay too much attention to the emotion itself and ignore the external environment, resulting in the so-called memory gap, which is actually just a kind of attention bias. And when people's emotions come down from the commanding heights, the attention is gradually balanced, and the memory is restored again.
When Ah Li's memory was restored again, they had already crawled out of the thief hole, and what they saw next greatly surprised Ah Li, in her original words: "The moment I saw those things, I thought that the illusion had appeared again......