Subsequently, Li Hong made another call to Lu Mao and them.

"How's the movie going?"

Lu Mao said speechlessly: "Boss, no matter how fast you are, you can't say that you can shoot all at once?" You've only been urging me for a day, what else can I say? ”

"You can't do this idea, let's not make any high-quality products, just make do with two casually, it's useless for you to be so tall. The action is a little sharper, and I'm going to see the feature film next week. Li Hongke ignored Lu Mao's complaints, and commanded to himself.

On the other side of the phone, Lu Mao's face turned dark, and he really couldn't complain about anything.

"If I continue like this, I will have to become one of the best bad movie directors......" Lu Mao was helpless.

Although he was a little unhappy with Li Hong's interference in the production of the film, Lu Mao still accepted Li Hong's proposal very calmly.

Removing the publicity, the funds left for him to shoot are only about one million. This amount of money is not enough to do anything, let alone shoot better.

Therefore, even if Li Hong doesn't make this call, Lu Mao plans to make a shoddy system.

When making a movie, it's all about participation.

Compared with these, what makes Lu Mao more troublesome is undoubtedly the performance of these actors.

Dongfang Xiaoniang and Luo's wife don't talk about it, the mentally retarded expression, there is no such thing as acting.

Fortunately, the Soul Clan's gang made Lu Mao a lot easier.

"Soul light, your expression is natural!"

The soul with a wolf's head mask is a little confused, why am I wearing a mask, how can I show my expression?

I have to say, after all, it is an "old drama bone", and I still have that ability.

Soon, Soul Light changed into an affectionate face and walked to the side of the flowery Oriental lady.

"Little Red Riding Hood ......"

Lu Mao has completely given up on treatment, anyway, his boss only asks for speed, not quality, and he doesn't bother to care so much.

At this time, a young man from the soul clan, the guy in charge of props in the crew, trotted all the way and came to Lu Mao's side.

"Director, that wolf head prop is broken again!"

"What?" Lu Mao was suddenly shocked.

The most important prop in this film is the wolf head mask on the head of the male protagonist's big bad wolf.

What if this thing breaks?

As if sensing Lu Mao's worries, the prop master took out a plastic mask like a treasure, and said with a smile: "Director, let's make do with this." ”

Lu Mao glanced at it and almost fell to the ground.

The mask in that guy's hand is basically the kind of toy mask in those amusement parks that cost a dollar, and the back is still fixed with a rubber band.

"Can this thing work?" Lu Mao was skeptical.

Although he intends to be shoddy, this is too improvised, right?

This kind of mask is even more likely to deceive non-human creatures.

The prop master quickly slipped out a pack of the same mask and said, "Why can't that?" Didn't the boss say, just don't treat the audience as human beings. Director, look, I got so many masks for 100 yuan, which is enough for us to shoot. ”

Lu Mao pondered, this is his debut! If he messes up, how can he Lu Mao go out to meet people.

"Director, director, that villa refused to be rented to us for filming." Another prop master hurriedly walked over and said with a bitter face.

Lu Mao's eyes widened, wanting to eat these two guys.

"Didn't you say it all, why did you regret it temporarily?"

The prop master was also confused, touched the back of his head and said, "I don't know, I went to discuss with him, and he kicked me out." ”

"What did you say?" Lu Mao asked incredulously.

"I'll just say that our Dahua Film and Television is going to requisition his villa to make a movie, let him get out of here." The prop master said as a matter of course.

When he was in the Soul Clan before, he walked sideways in the Douqi Continent, and this kind of thing had never happened to borrow things from others.

Generally speaking, it's all used to grab!

Lv Mao: "......"

He really has the idea of striking now, where did these people come from?

If you borrow something from someone, won't you say something nice?

"Okay, then you go and see, if the other villas around are up to the mark, go talk to them." Lu Mao said helplessly.

Although he really wanted to let these people go, Lu Mao still forcibly resisted this tempting idea.

There's really no way, the entire crew is supported by the guys of the Soul Clan. If he drove them away, then he Lu Mao wouldn't have to do it.

"Don't bother the director, I just bought one, and it's definitely no problem to use it for shooting."

it!

Lu Mao is really impressed by this prop master at the moment, buy a villa? Is it so slippery?

Until, he saw this guy bring up a box of Lego bricks.

"Director, look at how realistic this is! Moreover, it can be reused, which is much more reliable than renting a villa. ”

"It's quite reliable......" Lu Mao laughed dryly.

As everyone knows, Lu Mao is even more determined to leave after filming this film.

This kind of film, if Nima is released, he Lu Maoke will be embarrassed.

Not to mention anything else, this Nima building block house really treats the audience as mentally retarded, right?

"Director, are you satisfied? I'm satisfied, so I'll go to the set first. Let me tell you, director, this seller told me that this can be stacked up to 0.5 meters high, which is absolutely enough. ”

"Whatever you want......" Lu Mao collapsed on the grass, not wanting to say anything more at all.

With permission, the Soul Clan's prop master scurried up to the camera and set up the blocks.

So, in the next shooting, there was a ridiculous scene.

The little red riding hood grandmother played by the Luo family woman pointed to the building block villa dozens of centimeters on the ground with her hand, and asked coldly: "Can you give Little Red Riding Hood a future?" Then let me ask you, do you have this villa? ”

Lu Maoqiang endured the collapse of his heart, and said tremblingly: "Luo family, your fingers are shorter, the house is not as tall as your fingers!" ”

"Oh!" The Luo family nodded.

……

"The second scene, the third shot!"

The big bad wolf played by Soul Light met the wolf cousin of the green grassland.

I forgot to mention that Cousin Wolf is played by Soul Ball.

"Cousin, what are you crying about, isn't it just a villa, cousin will give you a set, and promise to make Grandma Little Red Riding Hood have nothing to say."

After speaking, Cousin Wolf took out the building block villa glued together from his feet and handed it to the big bad wolf.

Lv Mao: "......"

It turns out that giving someone someone a villa is like this!

I forgot to mention that the toy mask I bought was too brittle, so it was already ruined. Therefore, the wolf cousin played by Soul Ball doesn't even have a mask.

Of course, the Soul Clan, who are good at solving problems, naturally solved this problem quickly.

As for the method, it is to use a large pen to write the words "I am a wolf" on the face of the soul ball.

"In this way, as long as the audience has read the book, they can see that this is a wolf." The soul ball that came up with the idea was triumphant.

"But why do I always feel that the audience's IQ is being insulted?" Lu Mao complained weakly.