Chapter 514: Moon Cakes
More than 1,000 people were all brought back to the police station, and a large group of police officers took turns to fight, and the results of the interrogation were quickly brought out. But after getting the results, all the police felt like they were getting sick.
"No legal offense?" The director was so surprised that he doubted his hearing. "How is this possible, a pyramid scheme of more than 1,000 people, how can there be no legal crime?"
"Director...... We have asked all these more than 1,000 people one by one, and everyone has paid the money, but the money is sent regularly! ”
The director subconsciously looked up at the sun outside the window, yes, the sun came out of the east today. “...... The MLM boss still pays the downline? To catch a big fish with a long line? ”
"I don't know, anyway, the earliest one joined two months ago, and they have received more than two months' salary, although it is not much, but it is indeed paying money." The policemen under his command also wondered, what is the purpose of pyramid schemes, isn't it just to collect money for the leader, it is really the first time to encounter a pyramid scheme that does not collect money but gives money.
"Are you sure there isn't a single case of receiving money?" The Director couldn't believe it.
"Sure! Pretty sure! When the results first came out, everyone didn't believe it, and they checked it several times, and there was indeed no one who collected money, and they all sent money to the downline, and it was completely reversed. ”
"It shouldn't be, what are you going to do with the money?" The director asked curiously.
"I asked the leader, and he said that this is an instruction from above, and the above will allocate funds on a regular basis and ask for it to be sent on time."
"Purpose? What is the mission of that boss? ”
The leader said...... said that he was responsible for brainwashing, and the more brain-dead fans he cultivated, the higher the reward! ”
"Huh~~~ This is a fan group that pays money?" The director gasped, the more than 1,000 people captured in the city are only a small part, obviously there are higher levels above, and there are other parts in other cities, this is destined to be an extremely large organization, how many fans there must be in it!
How much does this cost, which loser is so rich and has such a big fan group, just to cultivate brainless fans?
"Director, what do you say! People are not cheating money, but they are handing out money, and they can't convict people according to pyramid schemes! You said that we arrested more than 1,000 people at once, and then we couldn't convict people, and if we started a fight, it would be over soon? ”
Oh, yes! If more than 1,000 people are innocent, then it will really be a trick!
If these guys are not guilty, then the actions of the police station are a major stain, at least it is an abuse of police power and a waste of national resources, and at a large scale, it is a favoritism and a private use of the common people's public weapons!
If this is confirmed, not to mention the official hat on his head, he will definitely have to squat for a few days in prison, and his whole life will be completely over!
Thinking of the fact that the director of the bureau involuntarily began to sweat on his head, he had to act like a proper way, and he had to get this matter over!
"Kidnapping! Let's just say that this pyramid scheme organization is suspected of kidnapping and restricting personal freedom. ”
"Director! We can't define it as a pyramid scheme, since we make money, people can count this as a part-time job at most! ”
"That's right!" When the director heard this, he was suddenly inspired, "How can you pay casually, it is an employment relationship, they must be insured, and they have not signed a labor contract, so they will be convicted of illegal business operations!" ”
The director slapped his thigh and it was done! That's it! I really admire myself, my IQ is high.
"Director, can this be done? The crime of illegal business operation is under the jurisdiction of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, right? ”
"If it can be done, why can't it be done, I said that it can be done...... Most...... Add another one to them, pick quarrels and provoke trouble, gather crowds to make trouble, and disrupt social order! That's going to be a good deal! ”
The subordinates of the "......" immediately bowed down, worthy of being the head of the authorities, and the level was high. How can these more than 1,000 people get together and find out something, is this considered picking quarrels and provoking trouble? So many people and cats in a small room are considered to be gathering people to make trouble? Is the old man and the old lady who quarrel next door a disturbance to social order? This hat is buttoned horizontally, one button is accurate, and there is no place for people to pick it up.
High! It's really high!
The city bureau recorded a confession and drew a conviction and detention for custody, and it didn't take long for someone to come to the door, claiming to be the lawyer representing the moon cakes.
"Mooncakes?" The police officer who received it fainted at that time, what kind of organization is this.
"My client's full name is'Love the Moon, Serve the Country, Self-improvement, and swear to be a hardcore fan group of moon people in this life', referred to as moon cakes!" The lawyer is also very eloquent, and he reads the full name fluently without snorting.
"Love Moon...... What fan group? The reception policeman looked confused, he had never seen such a tall and mushy name.
"Love the moon and serve the country, strive for self-improvement, and vow to be a hardcore fan group of moon people in this life!" The lawyer repeats again with a very good temper.
"Oh......" The name was too long, and the reception police still gave up, "Mooncakes for short, right?" "It's still easy to remember.
"To mooncakes!"
"Are you the lawyer representing the mooncakes?"
"Hmm!"
The reception police had a feeling of displeasure, and he wanted to ask very much, 'Is the steamed bun here?' ’
"I was entrusted by my client to deal with the arrest of more than 1,000 people for the moon cake residue."
"Moon...... Mooncake dregs ...... "What is the name of this!"
"I hereby solemnly protest against your abuse of police force and wanton arrest of law-abiding citizens, we reserve the right to appeal, and all losses and adverse consequences arising therefrom will be borne by you, and if you cannot give us a satisfactory answer, we reserve the right to take all possible actions."
"What?!!" Receiving the police is like confronting the press spokesman, the question is that this place is a little wrong, shouldn't these words be said at a press conference? Can't talk to him about a little policeman, right?
"I would like to solemnly remind you that all mooncake crumbs must be properly cared for during their detention, and we reserve the right to pursue further action if any torture or other possible illegal abuse is found."
"Don't talk nonsense, we are a police station here, and our police officers are civilized law enforcement, how can they abuse suspects?" The receiving police officer hurriedly refuted with righteous words, and was infected by the other party, and the official language was also blurted out.
The lawyer listened to the contempt of Wang Zhi at the corner of his mouth, compare with me? On pretending to force us to be professional, we don't accept anyone except who else is there.
"I hereby formally inform you that the entire moon cake is officially funded by the Moon Empire, and its main management team members all have the status of diplomats of the Moon Empire, and they all enjoy the diplomatic immunity recognized by the Great Yuan Empire, and any arrest of them is illegal, and it is a wanton trampling on diplomatic norms, and you are provoking a diplomatic dispute!"
Diplomatic immunity?!!
The policeman was stunned......