Chapter 0114: I Want to Join the Army!
I can assure you, this is definitely the fattest person I've ever seen!
Fat head and big ears to describe it, it is simply insignificant.
The man was wearing a mink coat, which looked like it was made of several mink skins. There are also some fluff of unknown beasts on it, which are extremely white. Merging with this white snow, looking from afar, it looks like a huge snowman in this snowfield.
He wore dazzling gemstone earrings on his earlobes, a golden necklace around his neck, and even his five fingers were covered with all kinds of jadeite. The jewels of his body not only do not look bloated, but they are gorgeous, like a model displaying jewelry.
Behind her, there were more than a dozen servants, all of them strong men, all wrapped in thick cotton jackets, and the cotton jackets looked good, although they were servants, but they were dressed so gorgeously, they must be servants of a large family.
"Madam, I think I'd better help you go." One of the strong men said with concern.
The fat woman directly refused and said: "No, I want to go by myself, I want to lose weight, I want to become the colorful figure of Ana, I want to become a beautiful girl!" ”
The fat woman said, subconsciously took out a small mirror from her pocket, and then took out the rouge box again, and touched up her cheeks.
A disciple of Xifeng passed by here and immediately laughed: "Haha, there are still such fat people in the world!" ”
"Not only fat, but also so stinky and beautiful."
"It's like an elephant, haha, if you stand here, you're not afraid of crushing our West Peak?"
These disciples laughed one by one, laughing breathlessly.
The fat woman was not angry, snorted coldly, made a look of disdain, and said, "What's wrong with the old lady being fat?" You don't have to be fat if you want to. Look at the thin monkey-like ones, and they look malnourished. Come, come, come, call me a beauty, I'll give you some supplements, I'll bring a lot anyway. ”
"It's still beautiful, haha! Where did this come from? The disciples said with a smile one by one.
"You guys, are you idle and have nothing to do? If it's okay, come and play with me. ”
As they laughed, several snowballs smashed into their faces.
"Who's ......"
The monks were about to burst into foul language, but when they saw Wuheng standing there still throwing snowballs, they were so frightened that they seemed to run for their lives.
Seeing these disciples leaving, Wu Hengfang looked like he was sitting upright, majestic, walked up to the fat woman and the others, and said, "You guys, what are you doing in Xifeng?" ”
"Old man, you are also from Xifeng?" The fat woman smiled slightly, obviously wondering if Wuheng was from Xifeng if he was so playful. Obviously, the fat woman could see at a glance that Wuheng's appearance was pretending.
When Wuheng heard this, his body was stunned for a moment, his eyes stared deliberately, and said: "Bold, Xifeng Wuheng Master, and you call the old man casually!" To tell the truth, are you spies of other sects, and do you want to find out any information? ”
When the fat woman heard this, she immediately hugged her fists and bowed, and said with a smile: "Hehe, it turned out to be Master Xifeng, I was a little presumptuous to speak just now, please forgive me." ”
Wuheng deliberately glanced at the fat woman and said, "Seeing that you are so sincere, I won't punish you, saying, what are you here for?" "No constant questioning.
"We're here to visit family." The fat woman said, took out a gold coin card from her pocket, put it in front of Wuheng with golden light, and continued: "I still hope that the master will accept it." ”
Wu Heng's eyes lit up, thinking that if he bought some gifts with this gold coin card, he would definitely surprise those fat people.
But he still pretended to be unreasonable, and said, "Don't try to bribe me." But if you insist on doing this, I can't refuse......"
Wuheng said, and was about to take the gold coin card in the fat woman's hand, when a snowball roared and smashed directly on him, followed by a roar.
"Death Hengheng, you are so unreasonable to my mother!"
Zhang Xiaopang galloped over, and the snowballs in his hand kept throwing. Accidentally, I fell headfirst in the snow and was covered in snow.
Wuheng hurriedly ran over, helped Zhang Xiaopang up, and said with concern: "My little chubby, did you hurt you...... Let me see, hurt there. ”
When this fat woman saw this scene, she was stunned, he didn't expect that the dignified Xifeng Master would show such concern and flattery in front of his son.
"Humph!" Zhang Xiaopang patted the white snow on his body and snorted coldly.
Wuheng pouted with a look of grievance, and said, "Little chubby, don't be angry, I don't know that she is your mother." ”
"Chubby, don't be rude to your master." The fat woman said.
"Mother, you miss me." Zhang Xiaopang rushed into the arms of the fat woman.
Master Wuheng's expression changed quickly, and after knowing that this fat woman was Zhang Xiaopang's mother, he immediately greeted him flatteringly, and said with a smile: "Beauty, a few handsome guys, it's cold here, let's go back to the house and talk slowly." ”
This series of expressions made Zhang Xiaopang's mother even feel that Wuheng was not a real master, why did he behave so flattering in front of his son.
It wasn't until they came to the back mountain that Dahu walked out and said with a smile, "Master, you are back." ”
Wuheng didn't speak, just smiled and nodded, he was still worried about whether Zhang Xiaopang would be blamed for what he had done to Zhang Xiaopang's mother before.
Hearing Dahu's words, Zhang Xiaopang's mother confirmed that this was indeed Master Xifeng. Thinking that Master Xifeng was so good to his son, he was also relieved. Before, she was afraid that her son would suffer in Xifeng. Looking at it this way, I have a lot of heart.
"I'm hereby introduced, this is my mother." Zhang Xiaopang said with a happy face.
Hearing this, Lei Xiao and the others immediately pushed open the door, and at first glance, they really looked a little like each other, and immediately made a gesture of warm welcome.
Back in the room, the temperature in the stove was permeating, Zhang Xiaopang's mother began to greet her, all kinds of thanks to the people in the back mountain for taking care of Zhang Xiaopang, and also learned that Zhang Xiaopang's cultivation was gathering qi five times, and she was very happy.
She thought about it very thoughtfully, took out a large amount of delicious food from the Baichuan bag, and then watched Zhang Xiaopang gnaw on it, full of happiness, and said with a motherly face: "This kid is like me, greedy." By the way, I also brought you gifts. ”
Zhang Xiaopang's mother took out some cotton jackets from the Baichuan bag, sewn them one by one, and then added thick fluff to the outside, just looking at it, I felt warm.
It's just that the size of this size, the five tigers are afraid that they can't wear it.
However, Zhang Xiaopang's mother was very thoughtful and said: "I know that Xiaopang will definitely have some senior brothers and younger brothers in Xifeng, so I can't control the size of what you are wearing, but don't worry, I am prepared." ”
After speaking, she handed the Baichuan bag in her hand to one of the strong men behind her, this strong man seemed to understand her meaning from his eyes, nodded and took out the materials for making cotton jackets from the Baichuan bag, as well as a tailoring machine!
I saw that the strong man quickly measured the measurements of each of the five tigers, and then began to make it.
Smoothly and smoothly like an assembly line, after a few breaths, a piece of cotton jacket was made, after being worn by Wuhu and others, it is not big or small, just right!
Wu Heng was extremely polite, carrying a pot of hot tea, holding it in the teacup, handing it to Zhang Xiaopang's motherly affection, and said with a smile: "Beauty, please drink tea." ”
"I like it when people call me that." Zhang Xiaopang's mother smiled and took the hot tea, her face full of happiness.
Zhang Xiaopang knew what Wuheng was thinking, and said, "Okay, okay, I'm not angry with you." It's just that you go and call them back, such a big meal, good things naturally have to be shared by everyone. ”
"Yes!" Wuheng walked out of the room happily, turned into Changhong and rushed towards the purple bamboo forest.
A moment later, Mo Yiming and Liu Zhongling came to the back mountain.
I saw Zhang Xiaopang's mother look stunned, looking Liu Zhongling up and down, with a look of envy, and a squeaky voice, "I didn't expect that there are people in this world who are more beautiful than me." ”
This compliment made Liu Zhongling a little shy, and said with a smile: "Thank you Mrs. Zhang for the compliment." ”
Zhang Xiaopang's mother smiled, looked at Mo Yiming, and said, "If I guessed correctly, you are Mo Yiming, right, your cultivation has reached the ninth level of qi gathering?" ”
Mo Yiming nodded and said, "It's Chubby who is exaggerated." ”
Zhang Xiaopang, who was eating delicious food, raised his head and said, "How can I be exaggerated, everyone in Xifeng knows about it, your cultivation has grown, and you are the first person in Xifeng." ”
Mrs. Zhang's eyes showed appreciation, and she said, "Young and promising, you don't have to be modest." Chubby is here with you, and I hope you will take care of it. ”
"Mrs. Zhang, don't worry, Xiaopang eats and sleeps well here, and we won't treat him badly. He won't let others bully him. ”
Mrs. Zhang was grateful.
On this day, the back mountain laughed and laughed, and it was happy. Zhang Xiaopang snuggled up in his mother's arms and fell asleep, smiling and extremely happy.
Lei Xiao and Mo Yiming lay on the bed for a long time and couldn't sleep.
"Yiming, are you homesick?" Lei Xiao said.
Mo Yiming replied: "I never forget." ”
"I really envy Xiaopang, and my mother is spoiled, so nostalgic for the time in Tucheng." Lei Xiao said, his eyes involuntarily reddening.
After a moment, he touched his eyes, showed determination, and said, "I want to join the army!" ”
This remark made Mo Yiming's heart tremble, wondering why Lei Xiao chose to join the army.
Because of his hatred for Nanming, Mo Yiming never forgot it!