Chapter 19 Monkey King is a GAY
As the foreign invaders were driven away, the flood shattered into four continents, and the war among the Terrans ended, and a unified state called the Great Sui emerged a hundred years later. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
At the same time, on Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is a fairy stone. Its stone is three feet six feet five inches high, and has two feet and four feet around the circle. 3 zhang 6 feet 5 inches high, 365 degrees per week; Two feet and four feet around the circle, according to the political calendar twenty-four gas. There are nine holes and eight holes, according to the nine palace gossip. There are no trees on all sides to shade it, and there are Zhilan on the left and right.
Every time the fairy stone is innocently showed, the day is fine and the moon is blooming, and it feels like it has been for a long time, so it has the meaning of being well-informed. Inner breeding immortals. One day bursts, laying a stone egg, as big as a round ball. Because he saw the wind, he turned into a stone monkey. The facial features are complete, and the limbs are complete. So he learned to crawl and walk, and worshiped the Quartet. Eyes and two golden rays of light, shooting at the Doufu. Alarmed the high heavenly saint great mercy Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable Xuanqiong High God, drove the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of Jinque Cloud Palace, gathered Xianqing, and saw that there was a golden light flame, and ordered clairvoyance and Shunfeng to open the South Heavenly Gate to watch. The second general was ordered to go out, see the truth, and listen clearly.
Xu Yu reported back: "The place where the ministers are ordered to watch and listen to the golden light is the boundary of the small country of Dongsheng Shenzhou Haidong Aolai, there is a flower and fruit mountain, there is a fairy stone on the mountain, the stone lays an egg, and the weathered stone monkey is seen, and there is a worship in all directions, the eyes are lucky with golden light, and the shooting is chong Doufu. Now that you are taking bait and water food, the golden light will be latent in life. The Jade Emperor gave mercy and said: "The things below are born of the essence of heaven and earth, and they are not different. ”
Just when the Jade Emperor didn't pay attention, on the Three Immortals Island, Zuo Xiaoyou, who was meditating in the palace, opened his eyes and sighed lightly: "This Monkey King was still born, this time I want to let the Western plan fail again." ”
This Huaguo Mountain is backed by the sea, and the distance between the left and the right Sanxian Island is not far away, the left and the right came to the Huaguo Mountain in an instant, looking at the golden retriever, looking quite cute little monkey, can't help but smile at the corner of the mouth, sweep the dust and the void, and see that the little monkey suddenly felt the world spinning, and when he came back to his senses, he saw that there was more Taoist in front of him.
I saw that this Taoist was running with yin and yang gossip, wearing a yin and yang purple and gold crown, carrying a sword, holding a dust, and showing the Tao Yun around his body.
The little monkey was overjoyed when he saw it, and he hurriedly bowed down and said, "Master! ”
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "You monkey head, but you also have some wisdom roots, get up!" ”
"Thank you, Master." After the little monkey got up, he looked at him with longing in his eyes: "Master, the disciple has just been born and has not yet had a name, so please give him a name." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded secretly: It is worthy of being the remnant of Nuwa Niangniang's transformation of the gods who made up for the heavens back then, and she is really smart.
"You look like a monkey, your surname is Sun, and your legal name is Wukong, okay?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.
Sun Wukong suddenly returned to somersault and shouted excitedly: "I have a name!" My name is Monkey King! ”
After being excited for most of the day, Sun Wukong remembered that the master was still here, and hurriedly ran back and knelt down: "Master, pass on some spells to your disciples!" ”
"No hurry, no hurry." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "So that you know, the teacher is the closed disciple of the Shangqing Sage Tongtian Sect Master - the Mixed Yuan Daoist, the only Mixed Yuan Daluo Golden Immortal in the flood wilderness, you enter my door wall, you need to remember not to bully the teacher and destroy the ancestors, not to kill each other, not to bully the weak." ”
Hearing the origin of Zuo Xiaoyou, Sun Wukong was overjoyed and hurriedly bowed down: "The disciple obeys." ”
"Hmm." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said, "There is also a senior sister, a second senior brother and a third senior brother above you, and you are the fourth disciple of the senior teacher." After a pause: "Let's go with the teacher!" ”
"Yes." Sun Wukong was happily taken back to the Three Immortals Island, just came to the Three Immortals Island, Sun Wukong felt that the concentration of aura here was simply appalling, the aura in the air was almost liquefied, just take a sip, the whole body was comfortable, all the fatigue disappeared, and the strength also increased a few points. These changes made Sun Wukong overjoyed, and he became more and more pleased with his teacher.
Soon after, Zuo Xiaoyou brought Sun Wukong to the main hall, and called Daji, Zhao Yun, and Zhou Yu over and let them know the fourth junior brother.
Seeing that his master actually accepted a different kind of disciple, the three of Daji, who were pure human races, were very novel. However, Daji was happy with Sun Wukong's small appearance, and went up to touch his monkey head and monkey brain, and grinned: "The fourth junior brother is dressed in golden hair, which is really comfortable to touch." ”
Sun Wukong grinned a little, for some reason, although he was a male monkey, he didn't have a good impression of Daji's beauty, but the fragrance of his body made him a little unaccustomed, and he sneezed again and again.
"......" Zuo Xiaoyou is very speechless, this Monkey King doesn't understand what it means to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade in the original book, and when he sees the female monster, he still does not show mercy, and sometimes there will be some hypocritical performances like a woman, which made him wonder if Sun Wukong is a female monkey? But there is no doubt that the Monkey King in front of him is a male monkey, but for some reason he has no interest in women.
Could it be that Monkey King is a GAY?
Thinking of Sun Wukong's 'happy life' with his master and disciples on the journey to the west, Zuo Xiaoyou shuddered.
The picture was too beautiful for him to think.
In any case, since there is a monkey like Sun Wukong on Sanxian Island, Daji's energy has been divided by him, which has made Zuo Xiaoyou less entangled, which makes him breathe a sigh of relief.
After reading the original book, he naturally knew how to cultivate Sun Wukong, so the Shangqing refining body was taught to Sun Wukong by Zuo Xiaoyou. Sun Wukong is the incarnation of the Heavenly Replenishing God, and his body is comparable to the innate demon god, and it is most suitable to practice this Shangqing refining body.
As for the seventy-two changes, there is no problem, these seventy-two changes are just the art of change in the final analysis, Zuo Xiaoyou has the complete recipe of one hundred and eight changes of Tiangang and Earth, but the conditions for the cultivation of Tiangang's thirty-six changes are too perverted, and it is necessary to gather the essence and blood of the thirty-six innate demon gods, and when the condensation is successful, the mana reaches the realm of transformation, and it can be transformed into a real innate demon god, which is very powerful. But after the Lich War, the Innate Demon God was almost dead, and there were no thirty-six Innate Demon Gods left in the world at all. But Sun Wukong was lucky, when Zuo Xiaoyou was in the Super Lich Battlefield, he refined one hundred and eight kinds of innate demon god essence blood by the way, and he also refined these essence blood over the years and cultivated one hundred and eight changes of Tiangang, which can be described as unprecedented.
It's just that there are only thirty-six drops of essence blood left, so Zuo Xiaoyou created thirty-six changes of Tiangang, and by the way, he created seventy-two changes of the earth evil, synthesized one hundred and eight changes of Tiangang and the earth evil, and passed it to Sun Wukong.
But Zuo Xiaoyou doesn't know how to somersault clouds, so in terms of driving clouds, Zuo Xiaoyou can only retreat and ponder the method of driving clouds that is suitable for Sun Wukong. Who let this monkey like somersaults when it's okay! Somersault before driving the clouds, I am afraid that there is only one Sun monkey in the huge world, and the so-called six-eared macaque will also ...... It's a pity that since Zuo Xiaoyou came to this world, he has never heard of the name of the six-eared macaque, and he doesn't even know the saying of the four monkeys in the mixed world, which even the Heavenly Sect Master has never heard of.
Because of this, Zuo Xiaoyou learned that there are no four monkeys in the world, and the six-eared macaques that appear in Journey to the West are definitely not what the Buddha said. On the contrary, the statement that the six-eared macaque analyzed by later generations is the evil corpse of Sun Wukong is more reliable, and I think it is also true, Sun Wukong is a monkey who loves freedom, but Tang Seng strictly controlled him on the way to learn scriptures. Originally, discipline was not a bad thing, but it was bad because Tang Seng did a lot of things that were unreasonable, and finally proved that what Sun Wukong did was correct, and because of this, Sun Wukong accumulated a lot of anger, resentment and other negative emotions, and finally broke out on the way to learn the scriptures and cut out the evil corpse six-eared macaque.
These six-eared macaques and Sun Wukong's skills are exactly the same, and the weapons are the same, even Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Jade Emperor can't tell the truth from the fake. Why don't you dare to say it? Aren't you afraid that you will tell the truth and be killed by Sun Wukong along with the evil corpse! In the end, it was as if the Buddha was awesome, and made up a seemingly reasonable reason, so that Sun Wukong killed the six-eared macaque, and since then Sun Wukong, who has no evil corpse, is naturally not making trouble, and honestly escorts Tang Seng to obtain the true scriptures, and becomes the Buddhist fighting Buddha.
Just when Zuo Xiaoyou accepted Sun Wukong as a disciple and taught his skills on Sanxian Island, the Western guide was full of suffering, and Zhun Ti was even more furious!
"Damn! This left and right want to spoil the luck of my Western teaching! One day, I will never die with him! ”
Looking at Zhun Ti, who was thunderous, he sighed and closed his eyes with a painful face.
Don't look at it like this, scolding Zuo Xiaoyou so hard, but he didn't have the courage to find Zuo Xiaoyou to do it. Back then, Zuo Xiaoyou stripped him and the guide in front of the disciples of the Interception Sect and the Western Sect, leaving a laughing stock for the ages. Later, when the foreign invaders attacked, both Zhiyin and Zhun Ti could only resist one saint-level enemy each, but Zuo Xiaoyou withstood five by himself, and killed all five. The strength he showed was not inferior to that of Heavenly Dao Hongjun at all, and he had comprehended the retreat on Sanxian Island over the years, and his cultivation must have gone further. If you are an enemy of such a person, you must either beat him to death with a rod or leave him alone, or you will not die if you beat him, just wait to be killed by him!
On the left and on the right is the Mixed Yuan Da Luo Jin Immortal, even if he is not in the flood wilderness, he can exert the corresponding combat power. This is not the case with Heavenly Dao Saints such as Receiving Introductions and Zhun Ti, as long as they are out of the desolate world, their cultivation is at most the late stage of quasi-sainthood. If you force the left and right to be ruthless and destroy the whole world, even Hongjun will fall, not to mention the saints like them.
Because of this, in the face of the frenzied sniping of Western religions on the left and right, there is no way to lead and get to mention. Who in the flood dares to go against the sky? There is only one person on the left, on the right, this is the real carefree person, and the saint is not as good as him.
At this time, Zuo Xiaoyou went against the sky and accepted Sun Wukong as a disciple, and then retreated for three years, creating a method of driving clouds that is very similar to somersault clouds. This method of driving the clouds involves the profound law of space, with Sun Wukong's current cultivation, a somersault is 180,000 miles, if the future cultivation is improved, you can finally be like the left and right, one step through the desolate land.
But when this kind of magical power was not named, Zuo Xiaoyou was lazy: "Let's call it somersault cloud!" ”
Yes, after a long time, Sun Wukong still learned somersault clouds.
Also, if Sun Wukong doesn't have a somersault cloud, is it still Sun Wukong?
Now, Sun Wukong has learned Tiangang and Earth Evil one hundred and eight times, and learned somersault clouds, but he is still missing a weapon. Fortunately, this problem is easy to solve, Zuo Xiaoyou refined a complete set of draped hangings for Sun Wukong according to the image of Sun Wukong in later generations, plus a stick. This cloak is dismantled and dismantled to be a top-level acquired spirit treasure, but when combined together, it becomes an innate spirit treasure, which is very defensive, although it is not as good as the Qinglian Treasure Color Flag given to Daji by Zuo Xiaoright, it is also a rare top-level defensive spirit treasure, which is enough to withstand the full force of the Da Luo Jin Immortal master. Of course, it was Da Luo Jinxian with his bare hands.
And this stick is a real innate level spirit treasure refined by Zuo Xiaoyou with various innate essence gold, and the quality has reached the intermediate level of the innate spirit treasure, which is many times higher than the Ruyi golden hoop stick. If this stick goes down, even if the quasi-saint master can't protect himself, he will be beaten to the bone and break the tendons. And it contains the law of space, which can hit the enemy in the air, which solves the weakness of Sun Wukong's poor long-range attack. And the space can be easily broken, if it is included in the seed bag by the yellow-eyed old Buddha as in the original book, you can break a space from the inside and leave the shackles. This is another powerful way to save lives.
Considering the attributes of this stick, Zuo Xiaoyou named it 'Broken Empty Stick', which clearly shows the characteristics of this stick.
After Sun Wukong got the drape and the broken empty stick, Mei's snot was bubbling up, and he pestered Zhao Yun to test his martial arts all day long.
Zhao Yun is a top general of the Three Kingdoms, a spear master, after his death into the Three Immortals Island to cultivate, thousands of years of brave and diligent progress, now is the Taiyi Golden Immortal powerhouse. And Sun Wukong's cultivation days are short, and he is currently only a strong Golden Immortal, so every time he competes, he will be beaten by Zhao Yun, and his nose and face will be swollen. And after having the drape and the broken empty stick, relying on the defensive and offensive capabilities have greatly increased, and they actually have the strength to challenge beyond the level. These days, it has been inseparable from Zhao Yun every day.
But after all, Zhao Yun has thousands of years of martial arts training experience than him, and he has incomparably rich actual combat experience, although Sun Wukong can stalemate with Zhao Yun for a long time, but the final outcome is taught by Zhao Yun to be a man.
If you change to someone else, you will definitely be very frustrated and lose your fighting spirit. But Sun Wukong is a future fighting Buddha, just like a Saiyan, born aggressive. The failure not only did not give Sun Wukong any blow, but made him more motivated, in just over a hundred years, he continued to improve, broke through the Taiyi Golden Immortal Essence in one fell swoop, and defeated Zhao Yun for the first time.
Although he still relies more on the advantages of weapons, but weapons are also part of his strength, Sun Wukong was very excited, running around on Sanxian Island, spreading the news that he had defeated Zhao Yun everywhere, and making the left and right happy.