Chapter 11: Explosions
The straight-line distance between me and Lao Qiao is not far, that is, there are too many messy branches in the middle, the thickest is only the thickness of the little arm, and the thinnest is not even as good as the chopsticks. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Lao Qiao also observed the situation below, and shouted: "Xiao Qian, I don't think this is good, it's too risky for you to come down, it's better to don't-"
As soon as I heard this, my heart became anxious, and I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, I glared at him and said: "No, no, don't do anything, now I don't want to be a personal hero, no matter how big the risk is, I can't leave you alone, you wait, I'll go down now!" ”
Lao Qiao was probably stunned for a moment: "You misunderstood Xiao Qian, I mean...... Don't come down, I'll go up! ”
I stopped, my eyes just staring at the white mist that came and went in the wind at my feet, looming the palm-sized van below...... I didn't care about the fever just now, but now my body has long been soaked with cold sweat, and a feeling called "fear" instantly invaded my whole body, and I don't know what I'm talking about, my brain seems to be out of control: "Just your skills...... How to get up? Wait a minute...... Are you pretending to be a pig and eating an elephant? ”
At this time, a safety rope was suddenly thrown up from below, and Lao Qiao's voice appeared faintly in the hula storm: "...... I don't know how long I'll live with my old bones...... I can't eat it for a long time...... Xiao Qian, you tie the rope around your waist and climb up to the main trunk first, and I will ...... In case of an accident, you can save me in time. ”
Although I couldn't hear it completely, I still roughly understood that Old Joe wanted to tie the two of us together through a rope, so that if something happened to one of them, the other would be able to rescue him in time. To put it bluntly, Old Joe still doesn't want to drag me down.
At this time, the senior brother above suddenly shouted: "Fuck you two are still finished?" I can't eat anymore, sir! ”
What my brother said is right, in this situation, I really can't tolerate any more pushing, I put my heart sideways, while pulling the safety rope, while shouting down: "Okay!" Then I'll go first, you follow closely, and pull the rope if there is any emergency! ”
Old Joe's response was drowned in a roaring thunder, almost at the same time, the junior brother scolded, I looked up, secretly screamed badly, the branch on the back of the junior brother was broken by the thunder so a "click", almost at this moment of electric light, the junior brother suddenly turned over in mid-air, feet up and head down in the chaotic branches of the waves, the half of the tree trunk that was broken by the thunder smashed all the way down, if I didn't flash in time, I would almost be hit by it. Old Joe was also stumbled a few times by the branches and branches brought down by the tree trunk, and almost fell off the tree.
In shock, I scolded my junior brother: "You can't take it easy, why do you put an upside-down golden hook?" Get on it! ”
"Damn! You think I'm willing, fucking me...... Hung up! The junior brother twisted a few times strangely, and it seemed that he was really hanging.
I shook my legs and moved back half a step, and when I looked up from a different angle, I happened to see something like a small green hand wrapped around my brother's calf, but my vision was so poor that I couldn't see whether it was a branch or something else.
At that time, I didn't care, I just thought that my junior brother was used to making trouble, and I couldn't do it if I didn't beat, so I shouted: "Don't make excuses, no ability is no ability, don't blame the pit if you can't pull out!" Do you want me to go up and help you? ”
The junior brother "hummed", and sure enough, a carp rolled up violently, followed by "oops" and fell down: "This is not right, how do I feel...... This thing is biting my flesh! it, bite it, bite it, start sucking my blood! ”
As he was talking, another muffled thunder struck down, and a loud bang like a landslide cracked on the van below, saying that it was too late and that was fast, the van exploded with a bang, and the huge tongue of fire erupted several meters high at once, and the heat wave instantly hit up. It's too fast, it's too fast, it all happened between the lightning and flint, there was no time to dodge, I just instinctively screamed, and the person was rushed upward, countless branches slashed over me like a blade, the burning sensation like a magma eruption roasted me almost vomited blood, my ears buzzed and never stopped, my nose was full of burnt and bloody smell, my brain was completely confused, and I didn't have any bullshit consciousness......
Oh my God, I don't know how to describe the feeling at the time, but now that I look back on it, I'm sweating all over, and all I can say is that after that big bang, we survived, it was a complete miracle, and of course, a lot of luck.
Because almost at the same time, the pouring rain from the sky immediately had the effect of cooling and humidifying, so that we would not really be fully cooked.
But at this moment of the intersection of hot and cold, no one thought that the wreckage of the van actually exploded twice, and the entire iron frame turned into a big fireball that was bounced up, and I faintly heard the junior brother shouting, "Get out of the way, old Joe quickly dodge!" And at the same time, I finally completed more than a dozen aerial heat rotation movements, snapped, and fell between a thigh-thick branch, my old lady, so that Lao Tzu's lungs were about to come out, his throat and eyes were fishy, and he immediately spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Before I could catch my breath, my waist suddenly tightened, and the person was stopped and lifted up, and in an instant, the world was spinning, dizzy, and the stomach was churning and churning, and it was really fucking disgusting.
I struggled to open my eyes and saw that my junior brother was hooking the rope around my waist with a cane, and he was also tired enough, and Lao Qiao was still hanging from the other end of the rope. 0.01 second later, a huge fireball almost rubbed against Old Joe's ass and flew out, I saw it really clearly, the flesh beat terrified, if Lao Joe just sank another centimeter, oh no, a millimeter, it is estimated that he will be sitting on the fireball for nine days to reach the moon now.
Lao Qiao exhaled, wiped the cold sweat on his head, and smiled weakly: "Xiao Dui, this time it's really thanks to you, otherwise...... My old Joe is going to the moon. ”
The junior brother snorted very proudly, and said unashamedly: "That is, you don't look at who I am, I can fly without a trace, and I can fly without a trace, and I don't know the ghosts and my hands are empty, I think back then, when I was in Luoyang, I ......"
As soon as I heard it, he was going to be finished again, so I quickly interrupted and said, "Okay, okay, I know, this young master, can you put people down first...... Lao Tzu's stomach ...... It's almost strangled by you! ”
"Hehe, senior brother, I know you're afraid that I'll steal your limelight!" The junior brother slowly let go of his hand, and said with a smile, "But I have a lot of adults, so I don't care about you, how do you say that, gold always shines, you just wait to count the money!" Oops...... Damn, it's biting again! ”