Chapter 20: Deadpool Makes a Daily Death

Chase all the way, chase one all the way.

On a snowy road, a small car covered with snowflakes drove on the road.

A glittering knife sits across Deadpool's neck.

"Hurry up, take me back!"

"Kill me, cut anywhere, $500 for the left leg, $500 for the right leg, $1,000 for the arm, $10,000 for the head, and no trading for the three legs."

"You stupid ......"

Reluctantly put away the sword, Ding Xiaomi was sure that it was Deadpool himself in front of him, what the hell, he knew that part of Deadpool's body would grow after being cut off.

Even if it is torn apart, as long as it is fought back, Deadpool, the pervert, will still be fine.

"No, you should call me Deadpool, and so can Deadpool!" Deadpool is a slut.

Ding Xiaomi punched Deadpool's head, the windows of the car were shattered, and the world was much cleaner.

A large truck carrying wood passed by.

A cold wind blew into the car, through the broken windows.

"Oh, do you have a newspaper? Seriously, I'm a little cold, the windows are leaking, how about wrapping my head in newspaper? Deadpool leaned his head against the broken window.

Stretching out his iron fist, Ding Xiaomi punched this guy again.

"Why are your hands so hard? How is it as weird as Piot Nikolayevich Rasputin? Hard as steel. Deadpool touched Ding Xiaomi's right arm.

With a punch, Ding Xiaomi hit Deadpool again to cover his face.

"Keep it short!"

"Coloss...... Shhh ”

With another punch, Ding Xiaomi really wanted to beat this guy to death, and he never stopped with his mouth along the way.

"I'll shut up, okay, shut up, but you're going to find something for me to do, like introducing a nice comic or something, a movie, an anime or something, watching SpongeBob SquarePants?" Deadpool covered his face and secretly looked at Ding Xiaomi's expression.

"Lady Deadpool, Deadpool Legion, Deadpool Slaughter Kill, how's it going? I feel that the box office must be good if it is filmed like this, and Deadpool fans love him! Deadpool said with his arm over his face.

Trying not to pay attention to Deadpool, Ding Xiaomi parked the car on the side of the road.

Put on headphones, listen to songs, and amplify the volume.

Driving, Deadpool's voice is gone, comfortable,

"Give me a newspaper, aren't you cold?"

Picking up the newspaper, Ding Xiaomi directly tore off Deadpool's mask and stuffed the newspaper into his mouth.

"Full ......"

The car drove into the city, and the two entered a restaurant, away from the snowy outside.

Order a breakfast and enjoy it.

This is no longer the original world, and Deadpool doesn't know where it is, but Ding Xiaomi does.

"The host passively comes to the mutant world of the independent parallel world, and deducts 1,000 gold coins and a punishment."

Deadpool, who was eating breakfast, was punched again and slammed his head directly on the breakfast.

"Puff, hmm, do you want to try?" After vomiting a few circles in the breakfast, Deadpool looked up at Ding Xiaomi pitifully.

Covering his face and admitting defeat, Deadpool is scared.

Seeing this bastard get angry, Ding Xiaomi wasn't sure if she would hit him again.

"Everyone is drunk and I'm sober, you know? The two of us are very similar, so we have to be united, and we can't do it, okay? I'll be angry if you slap me in the face again."

Another punch, Ding Xiaomi then bowed his head to eat breakfast.

It's been more than ten days since they've been here, and they haven't seen anything strange.

Paid and was getting ready to go out.

A large man stood in front of the two of them.

Tall in stature, with thick limbs, and dressed in silver, Coulix stood in front of the two of them.

"Wade, I hope you can join us as X-Men." Colossus raised his hand and said seriously.

Turning his head, Ding Xiaomi looked at Wade suspiciously, what the hell? This script is wrong, isn't it said that the good X-Men chased and killed the waiter? Isn't it a parallel world? Thoughts are a little confused.

Deadpool, who was hiding behind Ding Xiaomi just now, came out and looked at Colossus in a circle.

"Brain not broken? Oh, I seem to get it, but I ran the wrong little box. "One moment touching Coloss's arm, the other touching Coloss's belly, Deadpool began to die mode.

A strange man in a black and red uniform, two knives behind his back, and a silver-white steel Lux attracted the eyes of many customers, who thought they were two cosers.

Ding Xiaomi walked in the front first, and he was still waiting for Deadpool to bring him back to the original world and beat this guy again, X-Men? He didn't have that kung fu.

"Ahh

Screams of pain were heard behind him.

Turning around, Ding Xiaomi saw Deadpool covering his hand, and his whole hand shook around weakly and broke.

Deadpool hit Coulix with his other hand, and Ding Xiaomi finally knew the reason for his methods.

This guy hit the body of Cowlix with his hand, and the result, of course, was severe.

didn't disturb Deadpool's little fun, Ding Xiaomi leaned to the side, admiring how Deadpool played himself badly throughout the whole process.

Both hands were broken, and Colossus looked at him with a wry smile, why bother.

Jumping up, Deadpool kicks Colossus.

The right foot is weirdly crooked, and the angle of the bend is unmatched, and Deadpool's right foot is broken.

Holding back a smile, Ding Xiaomi really felt relieved, which was much cooler than punching him.

Golden Rooster's independent Deadpool supported the ground on one leg, mustered up his last strength, and kicked Colossus with his left foot.

β€œpia!”

With a crisp sound, Deadpool's last foot snapped, and his limbs were limp and he crawled limply on the ground.

Colossus was going to handcuff Deadpool and bring him back to the academy with Ding Xiaomi.

Ding Xiaomi came directly to Deadpool and took it away? Before, he saw that Deadpool was okay to die, but this parallel world, with the existence of Professor X, was not the world that Deadpool said, so Ding Xiaomi didn't want to run in front of the professor, after all, he didn't want to have a scare with Deadpool about the professor, forget it, it was a bit messy by Deadpool.

A punch to Colux!

Looking at Ding Xiaomi in surprise, Colux took it with his palm.

"Boom!"

Ding Xiaomi forced Steel Lux back with one punch, and the right arm of the machine creaked twice, this guy has really great strength.

Grabbing the limp Deadpool on the ground with one hand, Ding Xiaomi ran outside, and the right arm of the machine slammed into the steel force, forcing back again, and running towards the car.

Get in the car, drive, and shake off each other.

Ding Xiaomi threw Deadpool on the co-pilot, drove the car, accelerated, and drove into the distance.

He didn't want to clash with the X-Men of this world, and he didn't want to see anyone, Wolverine.

"Hey, I hear you clearly, you're a mechanical arm, it's amazing, let me touch it." Deadpool shook his limp severed hand and rubbed Ding Xiaomi's mechanical right arm one by one.

"Shut up! Recover quickly and take me back, or I'll cut your head off and throw it in the sewers of New York." Snorted coldly, Ding Xiaomi really couldn't stand this big tease.

I can't beat it to death, my mouth is still so stinky, it's really annoying.

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Deadpool: "Collect the tickets, take you through Marvel." ”