Chapter 13: The Joker

"No, no, Mr. Clown, no, this esteemed customer, we sincerely accept your business."

The Iron Rooster quickly agreed to the deal, and for him, and even for the slaughterhouse on the verge of closure, it was like a long drought!

The iron rooster seemed to be stimulant, and he was extremely pleasing to take this Mr. Clown to visit his slaughterhouse, and the clown was also like a casual look, and he looked around with great interest, and had a general impression of this slaughterhouse.

"I'm going to do it in an hour." The clown suddenly made such a request.

The iron rooster was embarrassed at first, but when he thought that such an efficiency might be faster if he went to a large slaughterhouse, the half-hour slaughtering and processing of fifty sea beasts would not have been a problem for their slaughterhouse with only a few people, but a few days ago his legs and feet were sprained by an accident, so he could not participate in the work, and the main work of the slaughterhouse now is to spend the three of them on the top, fifty heads and an hour of efficiency...... It's a bit hanging, after all, the efficiency of those three slackers is not very high on weekdays.

The clown saw that he was a little embarrassed, so he looked around and found that there were few people, and he couldn't help but look at the factory director with a smile, and asked knowingly: "Is it difficult?" ”

"Nope! How so. The director of the iron factory had to take this list down anyway, and after thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and agreed, "An hour is an hour!" ”

"Well, let's get started." The clown doesn't say much either.

"Okay, you wait first, I'll call all my employees over and get ready." After the director of the iron factory finished speaking, he turned around and yelled at the slaughterhouse workshop: "Cuihua! Come out quickly. ”

Before the words fell, a big fat girl with thick arms and thick thighs, sturdy and a big bear walked out of the house, still holding half a piece of watermelon in her hand and gnawing on it, and a few watermelon seeds on her face, she asked in a slurred voice: "Old ghost, what do you tell me to do?" ”

"There's a business. The three dogs who went to the toilet to clean up called out, and we were ready to get to work. The director of the ironworks instructed his daughter.

"Oh." Cuihua, who was born with a big pie face, glanced at the clown curiously, then turned around and staggered towards the back of the slaughterhouse with a huge ass twisted like a mountain.

"Touch your waist, you are so coquettish, touch your lips, you are so pure......"

The flower trio who were brushing the toilet hummed an evil song "Eighteen Touches", and they were very happy to do their work.

Suddenly, Niu Dali, who was brushing the toilet bowl very sourly, stopped with Ah Teng, and felt some kind of approaching object, an unprecedented sense of crisis enveloping the toilet.

"It's not good, it's murderous! Unidentified objects of the tonnage class are rapidly approaching! Ah Teng tilted his head and listened for a while.

"This strange sound is very terrifying, it must be a big monster!" Niu Dali also nodded in agreement.

"You two bullshit, this walking sound is obviously the sound of Cuihua twisting her ass and walking with a fart!" Hua Fei corrected without listening.

"You can hear this, admire!"

"Boss, you really have a leg with Cuihua......"

Hua Feifei picked up the mop in the toilet, slapped the lowly duo of singing and harmony, and then looked at the door, and sure enough, a freckled big cake face shyly and twisted poked in from outside the door, and said coquettishly to him in a shy and numb tone.

"Extraordinary Brother ......"

Hua Feifei, who was stepping on the toilet, heard this name, and immediately fell to the ground with a puff, and the other two fell to the ground with goosebumps, and shivered.

This female man, who is stronger than an animal, is the Hercules in the slaughterhouse on weekdays, and even Niu Dali, an iron-armed god and a sturdy man who has claimed to be single for 20 years, actually lost to this female animal by breaking his wrists, let alone a seemingly weak man like Hua Feifei.

But I don't know why, the green flower that grows more than a man is more than a man, but she falls in love with Hua Fei, and she is even more obedient to Hua Fei, stalking and fighting, and the iron rooster feels sorry for his daughter, who is not good-looking, so the three of them sometimes make mistakes, relying on this big killer to coquettish or something to balance the iron rooster's 'iron rooster', but also avoided several deductions of wages, I have to say, everything in this world is really a thing to drop a thing.

No, as soon as he saw Cuihua, Ah Teng began to die again.

"Ouch, Cuihua, I haven't seen you for two days, and my ass is a lot bigger."

Cuihua walked over and slapped her, and with a bang, Ah Teng, a weak and uncontrollable cheap man, was suddenly slapped into the toilet and crackled and smashed a lot of things, and it is estimated that the fall was a blue nose and swollen face.

"The old lady has a big ass, it's your business! What do you see? Don't you want to insult the old lady? Does the toad want to eat swan meat? If you want, I don't want to! Cuihua snarled wildly, "Bah, slut! Hum. ”

After she finished speaking, she spat in the direction where Ateng was.

The cow next to him looked at it and frothed, this killing god is only a guy like Ah Teng who dares to die, and every time he meets, he uses other people's butts to brush, in fact, her breasts are not small, at least there is E...... Ah, what's wrong with my taste today, , Bah, Niu, Niu Dali hurriedly stopped his distorted aesthetics.

After cleaning up Ah Teng, Cuihua immediately resumed the twisted posture of a little woman in front of Hua Feifei, and said to Hua Feifei with subtle shyness: "Brother Feifei, my dad asked you to take these two dogs out to prepare for work." If you're tired, if you're tired, I'll give you a beating on the back. ”

Hua Feifei got up and kept rubbing the sore buttocks just now, but as soon as she heard that she was going to beat her back, she suddenly shivered, remembering that she helped herself massage last year, and she lay on the bed for three days before she came back to life, and she wiped three bottles of wine and wine, and now according to her strong adamantine hand, she has to press herself again, and it is strange if she does not die.

"Brother Extraordinary, where are you hurt? Why don't they help you take a look? ”

Cuihua looked injured when she saw Hua Feifei, and immediately asked nervously.

"No, no, no, I...... I'm fine. Hua Feifei hurriedly stopped it, but he had seen with his own eyes that Cuihua could ravage a wild boar with rough skin and thick flesh with his bare hands, and he estimated that he would die if he rubbed it.

"Woo woo, extraordinary brother dislikes people." The big fat girl turned her back to him and stomped her feet coquettishly, pretending to cry and crying.

Ouch, I'm going to go. Hua Feifei couldn't stand her anymore, waved his hand and hurriedly said perfunctorily, "No, I didn't dislike you, men and women don't kiss, you know?" Is your dignified and gentlemanly brother the kind of casual person, am I like that kind of pompous scoundrel and rascal? ”

"Woo, that extraordinary brother is not allowed to be angry with others in the future." As she spoke, she was still pulling on her extraordinary clothes and looking like a well-behaved woman, and Niu Dali on the side couldn't stand it anymore, so she immediately turned around and threw up in the toilet.

"Grass, if you do this again, Lao Tzu will really pump you!" Hua Feifei endured the nausea, and she couldn't bear it anymore.

"Well, people like you like this, extraordinary brother, you kill me, don't pity others because I am a delicate flower......" Cuihua suddenly stared at the flower with the female animal in estrus excitedly.

This time, it was Hua Feifei's turn to twist for several seconds before he could breathe a word.

"Roll ......"

In the end, Hua Fei took a lot of water to let Cuihua prepare tools to take her away, and then exhaled and took Ah Teng and Niu Dali to Iron Rooster's office.

Iron Rooster has invited the mysterious big customer, the clown, to sit in the office, and soaked in the baby Tieguanyin, who is usually reluctant to drink, Hua Feifei and others have to deduct their wages when they drink secretly on weekdays.

Hua Feifei was also a little shocked when he saw the clown sitting at the table, he was also the first time to see such a strange-looking guest, but he soon became strange, but Ah Teng and Niu Dali stared at the clown for a long time, or Hua Feifei bumped them with his elbow before pretending to be calm and recovering his demeanor.

"I heard from your factory director, you are the three butchers in charge of this slaughter?" The clown swept around the three of them, and his eyes fell on Hua Feifei, "You guys...... Is the slaughtering technique trustworthy? I don't want my goods to be ruined. ”

"It's easy to say, the ace butcher of the 'Overlord Slaughterhouse' and the most handsome chief scoop of the slaughtering street is under it, my technology dares to say second in this piece, no one dares to say first, may I ask what specific slaughtering needs this gentleman has, packing or overnight, but then again, we don't sell our art." Hua Feitian said shamelessly.

"Hmph." The clown watched the corners of Hua Feifei's mouth float, chuckled twice, and then said the specific needs, "Twenty-one crystal swallowing dolphins, as long as the neat dolphin and internal organs must be kept intact." Thirteen Moxiang whales are boneless, no bones and internal organs, just meat! Six sea turtles were shelled and gutted, and ten giant tiger fish left me skin, bones, flesh, and eggs......"

Hua Feifei wrote them down one by one, and couldn't help but feel a little awe-inspiring in his heart, what a big stroke, these are all sea beasts that are urgently needed in the market, and the part that needs to be named is all expensive monster ingredients that can only be consumed by rich and noble people, these things are eaten but have a great moisturizing tonic for the human body, as for how it is, Hua Feifei doesn't know, generally he can't afford to eat these things, even if there is, it is the iron factory director here who has tasted the turtle sea whip soup once, which is enough to make him fierce for a week, and he almost didn't give the emerald flowers, Fortunately, at the critical moment, I saw Cuihua's big cake face, and I did hundreds of push-ups on the spot, and I fainted from exhaustion, so that I could keep my virginity.

So in addition to the part named by the clown, the skin and flesh of other sea beasts can also be sold for a lot of money, and this ink whale and giant tiger fish are only available in dangerous open sea areas, where dangers are lurking, dangerous and terrifying, a big sea beast can easily overturn a cruise ship, so ordinary people can't go out of the open sea at all, it can be seen that this clown of unknown origin is not as simple as ordinary people.

"Do you remember everything?" The clown asked with a smile as he looked at Hua Feifei.

"No problem, you can come and receive the goods in three hours......" As soon as Hua Feifei finished speaking, the iron rooster immediately dragged Hua Feifei aside, leaned over and whispered to Hua Feifei and hurriedly explained.

"Well, here's the thing, he asked for these to be slaughtered and processed within an hour."

"How is that possible! In an hour, there were only three of us! Hua Feifei immediately stopped drying.

"Well, I'll let Cuihua help you, double your salary today, plus three extra bottles of good wine for each of you. I can say in advance, if this business can't be done, then we will be completely unemployed, you can do it. "The iron rooster is coercive and seductive, and does not give Hua an extraordinary choice.

Hua Feifei thought for a while, had to compromise, and finally turned to the clown and promised: "Okay, an hour is an hour, but except for the parts of the sea beast that you named and asked for processing, everything else you don't want belongs to our slaughterhouse." What do you think? ”

The iron rooster was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Hua Feifei to dare to make up his mind on the sea beast brought by the other party, and suddenly he couldn't help but be a little nervous, if he made this clown unhappy, the boiled duck would fly, and he was thinking about whether to quickly dispel this idea, but the clown's answer was beyond his expectations.

"Hehe, it's kind of interesting." The clown squinted at this guy, smiled and agreed happily: "No problem, except for the part of the sea beast I named, the other sea beast materials will belong to you afterwards." ”

Iron Rooster secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, calmed down and made a plan, and estimated the price of these sea beasts, although the other parts are not very valuable, but for them, they should still be able to sell for thousands of federal coins, this kid is really bold, and even made a fortune for the slaughterhouse in turn, and immediately touched his chin and looked at this kid again, thinking about whether to increase his salary, it is not impossible to think about it, and he also promised him Cuihua.

Hua Feifei looked around, and then didn't find the sea beast, turned to the clown and asked puzzledly, "What about the goods you asked for processing?" ”

"Goods...... Over here! The clown raised his hand calmly, holding a playing card in his hand.

Then, the clown smiled evilly, his eyes lit up, and the hand holding the cards shot out the playing cards in his hand like lightning!

The playing cards flew from the glass window of the office to the processing workshop of the slaughterhouse outside, only to see this fast and amazing playing card spinning in mid-air, and then drawing a straight golden line very beautifully, followed by the light like a sharp wound, a huge hole suddenly cracked in the air, boom, boom, dozens of sea beasts fell continuously, and in a blink of an eye, the slaughterhouse outside was full of open space!

"It's ...... Spatial Cutting Technique...... "Iron Rooster couldn't help but widen his eyes when he saw this scene, looking at the unbelievable facts outside, and he was shocked!

"Spatial Cut?" Hua Feifei also gasped, but this method is indeed not something ordinary people can do, the previous guests brought sea beasts, all with their own miniature space loaders, such as watches, necklaces, earrings, rings and other space loaders unloaded, but today this clown actually used only a playing card to open the space, this special means shocked the four people Hua Feifei and others eye-opening.

Hua Feifei was awe-inspiring in his heart, and secretly deduced that this clown was definitely a talent! The strength is even more unfathomable, the first time he came into contact with the talent, Hua Feifei couldn't help but be a little shocked and nervous, and he was a little afraid of these talented, because their ability was too strong, if they offended these people, if they wanted to pinch themselves to death, it would be similar to stepping on an ant, right?

"Alright, the show is over, let's get to work." The clown smiled and made a clapping gesture at the end of the curtain.

It took several minutes for the crowd to recover from their shock.

PS: I just want to kneel and beg for a few recommended tickets and collections! It's a lot of trouble.