Chapter Twenty-Nine: My Old Pig Drives
"But doesn't it matter if he's here?"
Tang Seng said worriedly.
"Don't worry, you won't die."
Bi Shiye waved her hand impatiently, "Have you ever heard that ghosts will be punished for standing at night and standing to death?" ”
"Hurry up and rest, the road to learn the scriptures is not short, and you are tired on the road!"
"But ......"
"Nothing, sleep!"
"Poor monk means ......"
"If you don't sleep again, believe it or not, I'll knock you on the head with a stick!"
Tang Seng said vigorously, Bi Shiye was a little frizzy, and he picked up a big stone on the ground and was about to smash it at Tang Seng.
Tang:...... Eh...... Alas......
"Lord Bisch, this is a stone, not a stick."
Teacher Bi is afraid that the strength is strong but the brain is not good, and I don't know what can cure the brain, it is really not good, and when I arrive at the Da Lei Yin Temple in the future, I will ask for the Buddha, give Bi Shizhu, and the whole brain.
Bi Shiye gritted her teeth, could she not know that this was a stone? To whom do you show these pitying, sympathetic eyes? What the hell?
Oh well...... Bi Shiye's eyes turned to the ghost of the king of the Wuji Kingdom who was fixed by her on the other side.
There's really a ghost here, show the ghost this statement, and it's really possible for him to meow.
"You just say sleep or not."
"Sleep!"
For the first time, Tang Seng only answered Bi Shiye with one word. Then talk about what you're struggling with.
"But no one is looking at him, there is no room or anything, what if he runs away?"
Bi Shiye raised her eyebrows, "It turns out that you are a rice ball, with white and clean skin and a thick black sesame heart." ”
Tang:......
What are glutinous rice balls? Sesame he understands, but he's a human being.
"He's frozen by me, he can't run, let's rest."
Bi Shiye explained, threw away the stones in his hand, and returned to the makeshift tent to rest.
Tang Seng followed closely and entered another tent.
It is said that this female benefactor is really magical, the food is magical, the shelter is magical, and the object called 'bicycle' that taught them to hurry some time ago is even more unprecedented.
It's just that he's clumsy, and he hasn't mastered riding a full bicycle until now.
The clearing was suddenly empty, and only the ghost of the king of the black chicken country remained, which was fixed and floated on the surface.
Following.
When Sun Wukong and the others came out of the tent, they saw a white-faced ghost floating in front of them, exuding a cold aura of soul, bringing a bit of coolness to this hot summer.
They know what happened last night. But Bi Shiye made a move, and they didn't care.
But why is this ghost still here, it's just an ordinary soul, it's worthless, it's worth keeping him until the next day.
"Up?"
Bi Shiye held a toothbrush without an image, and walked slowly from the side with a glass of water to the king of Wuji Country with a white bubble in his mouth.
Not to mention the ghosts, the refrigeration effect is particularly good, the strength, the leverage! It's more comfortable than sitting indoors with the air conditioner on, but only if you can ignore the chill of death.
"Get up, Bi Jiajiao, why is this ghost here? It's panicked enough to seep in broad daylight. ”
Zhu Bajie said, his footsteps couldn't help but shrink back.
Originally, he was not afraid of these demons and evils, but he was mistakenly cast into a pig's womb, and he was naturally timid, which is really a bit embarrassing.
"Hmm...... Grunt. ”
Bi Shiye rinsed her mouth, cleaned her teeth and mouth three times and two by two, and took out a moist towel to wipe her face.
"This is the king of the black chicken country, he died outside, and we will pass through the black chicken country later, just send him back, and have a good time."
"Oh."
Zhu Bajie nodded, listening that this ghost was the king, he looked at him seriously, and pouted.
"I don't think he's good, I'm not as handsome as an old pig."
Can you also have the beauty treatment of three thousand in the harem? When he was still Tianpeng, the general in charge of the tens of millions of water armies in Tianhe, he didn't have this blessing!
Eh, this little beauty in the world! I don't know what happened to Cuilan in Gao Laozhuang. Thinking of letting Cuilan keep him alive and widowed in Gao Laozhuang, his heart hurts, so he doesn't want it.
Bi Shiye watched the expression on Zhu Bajie's face change, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Look at the spring appearance of this pig's face...... The second senior brother won't be thinking about the yellow flower girl of the family again, right? The last time I soaked the girl to the Bodhisattva's head, I haven't eaten enough?
Bi Shiye shook her head, and just wanted to walk away, when a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind.
Wait a minute...... Sichun, Huanghua girl? Wow, isn't that talking about herself?
Damn?! It's just a few days of tutoring, but I was taken by a pig?!
As soon as this idea appeared, Bi Shiye felt that the whole person was not good, and took a few steps back to the side without a trace, and distanced himself from Zhu Bajie.
"I'm ready for breakfast, let's eat it in the car!"
Bi Shiye took out a jar of eight-treasure porridge and handed a jar to Tang Seng when he handed it to Tang Seng and said, "Fifty-sixth breakfast." ”
Tang Seng nodded and silently took the eight-treasure porridge.
He doesn't have any magical powers to trade, and the only thing he can do is that he has practiced the Buddhist scriptures for many years and understands it.
A meal represents a book of scriptures. The fifty-third breakfast means that he already owes Bi Shiye fifty-three scriptures.
Want...... When it comes to the big thunder, there are many Buddhist scriptures, and they are still available for Bi Shi to penetrate.
"But with this, how do you ride a bike?"
Tang Seng looked embarrassed, and the pictures of falling around on a bicycle a few days ago kept pouring out in his mind one after another.
Burgundy burns on the white skin.
"One-handed cycling! Or come to a fancy style that Bi Jiajiao said, with your hands in the air, relying only on your legs to control speed and direction. ”
Sun Wukong's eyes were shining, and he obviously found it exciting, interesting and novel.
"It's not that I'm an old pig, among a few of us, if my riding skills are second, no one dares to be first."
Zhu Bajie said proudly, and as he spoke, he gave Sun Wukong a few provocative looks.
"Humph!"
Sun Wukong turned his head, thinking about him as a great sage for many years, who would have thought that he would lose on such a means of travel.
"Then you can ride the tricycle this time, and show off your riding skills."
Bi Shiye squinted, turned his hand and took out the big tricycle that had returned to the reality plane to buy the goods, took his own breakfast, and took the lead on the tricycle.
The master and apprentice glanced at each other a few times, got rid of Zhu Bajie, and got into the back seat of the convertible tricycle one by one, leaving the place to ride in front.
Zhu Bajie scratched his head, where did he provoke the Bi tutor? How do you feel that she is not praising him when she says this?
"Don't come up to be a fool yet, show off your driving skills on the road."
Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and the corners of his lips hooked a strange arc.
"It's coming, it's coming."
Zhu Bajie answered, looked at the difference between a tricycle and a bicycle, and sat on it to ride.
Bi Shiye also waved his hand, and the light rope that tied the king stretched out and tied it to the corner of the tricycle.
"Sit tight! My old pig is driving! ”
Zhu Bajie shouted, sucked the eight-treasure porridge into his stomach, and with a force on his feet, he went straight to the country of black chickens.