The third episode of Fengyang Strange Thing 3
The master finally said: "Anyway, Fengyang City is not easy to enter. Fengyang's people and things are not easy to manage. Be careful, everyone. ”
After listening to the story, everyone had enough rest. While continuing to hurry, I thought back to my master's words.
Xiao Lingzi went to the front one step earlier to inquire, it was getting dark, and everyone wanted to find a place to live.
But something strange happened to Xiao Lingzi, when he wanted to ask some villagers for a few lines, everyone looked at Xiao Lingzi with a strange look. Some villagers even ran away when they saw Xiao Lingzi.
Xiao Lingzi vaguely heard something "no beard", "not a man", "be careful that he is here to arrest people." "And so on in private. Xiao Lingzi looked helpless, so he had to go back and report.
After hearing this, Qin Tai made a bold guess and said, "Will everyone think that you are a eunuch?" That's why I'm so scared of you? ”
Xiao Lingzi said helplessly: "If you don't grow a beard, you're a eunuch?" How can they judge that? ”
The master said: "I have often heard that some eunuchs who have lost their power are secretly abducting or kidnapping children in order to make a comeback. Castrate them from an early age and teach them to become talents. Find another opportunity to send it to the palace to prepare for their comeback. It may be that the villagers thought that Xiao Lingzi was here to catch the child, so they rejected it so much. ”
Li Li said: "Why don't I go." I don't feel like a eunuch anymore. ”
His words offended two people, one was of course Xiao Lingzi who had grievances in his heart, and the other was Zhan Xiaoxiao who didn't speak. Zhan Xiaoxiao was originally a Xibei goods, not even a man, and more like a eunuch. Li Li's words seemed to imply that she was like a eunuch, and Zhan's little cautious eyes came up again. Qin Tai was her lover and boss, so she didn't dare or was reluctant to torture Qin Tai. But this Li Li is finished, Zhan Xiaoxiao will definitely take good care of Li Li. Li Li could foresee the future at this time, and he didn't dare to offend Zhan Xiaoxiao by saying this.
Although Qin Tai is not very old, his sturdy figure and the face of a northern peasant, he doesn't look like a eunuch no matter how he looks at it. Qin Tai said: "I'll go with Li Li." Wait for us for a while. ”
Soon after, Li Lixian returned. Li Li was also annoyed, it turned out that after he appeared with a big beard, the villagers were even more scared than when they saw Xiao Lingzi. It was the first time that Li Li was so unpopular, so he had to come back with a broken heart.
But Li Li didn't have time to lick his wounds by himself, Zhan Xiaoxiao had already encouraged Xiao Lingzi, and you sarcastically mocked Li Li with every word. Li Li looked at these two people and immediately knew that he had offended them by what he said. offended Xiao Lingzi, Li Li was a big deal, just say a few good words. But among the offended people, there was Zhan Xiaoxiao, and Li Li knew that he was unlucky. How could a master who even dared to top his own boss and chief officer let himself go easily? He can't beat Zhan Xiaoxiao in a fight, and his kung fu is definitely not as good as Zhan Xiaoxiao, it is estimated that even if Qin Tai comes back to help him, Zhan Xiaoxiao will not be afraid of a Qin Tai. Li Li had no choice but to hold his injured heart and obediently scolded Zhanxiao.
Zhan Xiaoxiao's scolding level is getting higher and higher, when I first met Qin Tai, Zhan Xiaoxiao's highest record of scolding for an hour is not repeated. However, after training and accumulation, Zhan Xiaoxiao can now speak for three hours without interruption, and will not repeat a single sentence. Her level has amazed all the people present, and even the master has to admit that he is not as good as Zhan Xiaoxiao in terms of scolding skills. Women are worthy of being born with the best scolding hand, and in the future, the scolding work will be the most suitable for Zhan Xiaoxiao.
When Qin Tai came back, Li Li had already been trained to be nothing, and if he continued to scold Li Li, he felt sorry for his wife and children, his parents, and even more sorry for the common people of the Ming Dynasty. No, did he do anything bad and unreasonable, why did he feel sorry for everyone? This wine is a small skill, she can not only say that the dead are alive, but also can say that the white is black, the right is wrong, and the wrong is right. Even if Li Li just spit out a mouthful of phlegm, Zhan Xiaoxiao still had a way to let Li Li know that he had committed the great sin of destroying the earth. This Zhan Xiaoxiao does not live in modern society, and it is really wronged for her not to be a lawyer.
When Li Li saw Qin Tai, the first sentence said: "My lord, am I really a heinous offender?" I just hid that I had a dream lover when I married my yellow-faced wife. I only secretly drank once in the army, and I didn't do anything else. Will I really hinder the safety of Daming and my family? So what should I do? ”
Qin Tai was at a loss at his words, how could there be such a big disaster by concealing his first love and secretly drinking once?
Zhan Xiaoxiao didn't wait for Qin Tai to answer, so he said directly to Li Li: "If you drink in the army, you are violating military regulations. It's not that you don't know, but you know that you intentionally sin. As an officer, you must not only lead by example, but also be sentenced severely. If you don't deal with you as your ruler, you are shielding you. is also guilty, according to the military regulations of the Ming Dynasty, your superiors, as well as your superiors' superiors, and then your superiors' superiors, will be implicated. If you drink alcohol without permission in the army, you should be fined 20 sticks as a soldier. If you are an officer, you will be doubled, which is forty sticks. Thy commander hath shielded thee, and was guilty of the same sin as thee, and thou hast held a higher rank than thee, and doubled it, and it is eighty rods. His superiors did the same, that is, double it again, which was one hundred and sixty military sticks. His superiors and so on were three hundred and twenty military sticks. ”
Li Li said with a white face: "I am a personal soldier next to the adult. My superior was the captain of the personal army, and he had to beat eighty sticks. His superior is our lord, and Lord Hu is going to beat one hundred and sixty military sticks. His superior is the emperor himself, and our Jiajing Ye wants to fight three hundred and twenty military sticks? Adults and Jiajingye, where can you stand it? By the way, my superiors don't know about me. Master Hu didn't know even more. Jiajing Ye won't even know. ”
Zhan Xiaoxiao glanced at him and said, "As a chief, ignoring the affairs of his subordinates is a crime of dereliction of duty." According to the law of the Ming Dynasty, dereliction of duty by officers is dealt with in the same way as dereliction of duty by officials. If your superiors derelict their duties, they will be demoted by one level and set up a flag to camp around. Your superior's superior, Lord Hu, will be punished with the same crime, and he will be dealt with by one level, demoted by three levels, and paraded through the streets with a flag. ”
Li Li's eyes widened and said, "So you say that Jiajing Ye is going to be demoted to five levels, and the flag will be planted in the capital?" What can I do? ”
Everyone couldn't help it, this Li Li was completely brought in by Zhan Xiaoxiao. There is some truth in Zhanxiao's words, but who dares to beat Hu Zongxian, the governor of Liangjiang? Who would dare to say that the current emperor? If that's the case, if Emperor Jiajing is downgraded by five levels, he won't even be the king of the county. Who should be this emperor? Who would dare to give the emperor a verdict? This Li Li was really miserable by Zhan Xiaoxiao.
Zhan Xiaoxiao still didn't let go of Li Li, and she said again: "Don't talk about your drinking." Now let's talk about what you are hiding from your wife. Why are you hiding things from your wife about that woman? Do you have a hand with her? Is she married now? If you get married, you're destroying someone's family. If you don't get married, you're hurting her for the rest of your life. If this woman continues to be in a relationship with you, you are guilty of bigamy and adultery. You're going to dip the pig cage. When the time comes, you and her will each have a basket and a big stone, and throw it into the river and sink into the pond. If she has a child, your child will be called a wild seed, and the child will hate you for the rest of his life when he grows up. What would your wife think? Take care of your parents at home, have children for you, support the family for you, but you have women outside? If she is weak, she will leave your family alone and go back to her parents' house. Who takes care of your children? Who feeds your parents? If you are strong and come to the barracks with your child to settle accounts with you, where will you put your face? How are you going to mix in the barracks in the future? How do you behave in front of the chief? How do you establish your authority before your brothers? No matter how powerful the wife is, go to the woman's house without a sound, kill the woman and the child together, and then come back and kill or castrate you, and finally go back to kill your parents and children with a handful of poison, and your family is finished. ”
Zhan's small words not only shocked Li Li, but even the officers and soldiers on one side became nervous. It's not like this kind of thing has never happened, even if you haven't seen it with your own eyes, you have heard about it. Although Zhan Xiaoxiao's words are a bit alarmist, they are definitely not nonsense. With Zhan Xiaoxiao's personality and temper, if Qin Tai really dares to do this in the future, Zhan Xiaoxiao will definitely do as she said.
Li Li said for a long time: "It's a big deal, I'll go back to my hometown." I look at my wife and stay with my family forever. ”
Zhan Xiao Novel: "What if that woman has a child?" Even if she doesn't send it to you right away, what if you spend money to support them? Even if you raise their mother and son, what if the child grows up in the future and comes to ask you for the family property? At that time, even if your wife doesn't have a seizure, the child born by your wife will fight. What if your children kill each other in front of you and bleed like a river? ”
Li Li was completely frightened by Zhan Xiaoxiao, as a man, a normal man who is often not at home, of course he will mess with flowers and grass outside. Li Li has a little money, and he is another soldier who doesn't know if he will be there tomorrow after today, of course there are women outside, and there may be more than one. He listened to Zhanxiao's words, and really didn't know what to do. He didn't want to bother his parents and children, and his wife at home was really hot. If Zhanxiao's novel is true, his wife knows that if Li Li raises women outside, she will really cut the roots of her children and grandchildren with the biggest kitchen knife. The relationship between his father and mother and his wife is not very good, and his wife will really get angry and implicate the two of them. His wife's cooking in her hometown is first-class, and his father is a pig killer. He really regretted that he was greedy for some pigs in the water, and gave up his gentle lover and chose this powerful wife. Is it just to eat some pigs that don't need money, in order to eat some meat every day, to take the life of his own family? No, for the sake of his family, Li Li will definitely kill his wife first. But when my wife dies, what will happen to the children? If you kill your wife, even if the government doesn't pursue it, you won't have a wife. plus his father-in-law, the famous pig killer. If he didn't have a guy in hand, he really wouldn't be his opponent. If you don't kill people, you just wait for your wife and father-in-law to kill you, and killing people is ruining your future. Why does Li Li feel that his life is just like this, and he just said that he is gone?
Li Li's head is definitely not enough now, if he is not relatively healthy, he will not be stunned by Zhan Xiaoxiao's words, or he will be turned into a neurotic by Zhan Xiaoxiao. Li Li's life is not in the hands of his wife and father-in-law, but in the hands of this Zhanxiao Zhan hero.
"Okay, don't scare Li Li." Qin Tai's words finally saved Li Li's life. Because Qin Tai opened his mouth, Zhan Xiaoxiao had to let Li Li go. Li Li also got out of the nightmare because of this, anyway, the future will be talked about in the future. Find a way to solve it while living. There will always be a solution to things, and there is no hurry.