Chapter 484: Don't mess with the instructor

On an uninhabited island in the Indian Ocean, in the middle of the lush rainforest, an emerald green dome is quietly hidden among the lush foliage.

Zooming in, the dome looks like a low loaf of bread, round as a whole, without any entrances and exits, not even a single crevice in sight.

When you touch the tentacles, you can clearly feel the soft elasticity, and you can't help but wonder what kind of organism it is, this huge organism is the size of a basketball court, and there are large and small rooms closely packed inside.

Wang Qiu was sitting in one of the rooms at this time, taking a class with a dozen 'colleagues', and the instructor above was explaining how to use the spacesuit.

“...... Although this spacesuit does not have features such as fingerprint locks, anyone can use it, but I recommend that you use your own and not use it together. ”

"Why, instructor?" The colleague next to Wang Qiu suddenly interjected, making the instructor's face black at that time.

"Squirrel Hang, I emphasize again, raise your hand to ask questions, if you still can't remember, add 100 push-ups in the afternoon."

"Oh, but why?" Squirrel Hang pursed his lips and asked firmly and persistently.

The instructor's face darkened, this is a lecture, not about cross talk, it was going to be talked about soon, what does it mean to suddenly pop out and talk about it? Is your mouth itchy to the point where you can't help it?

The instructor lucked his luck and easily suppressed the idea of dragging this guy out and beating him to death.

"Because the biological clothes you have don't have a garbage recycling function, and the spacesuits do. The point of a spacesuit is that when you leave the base, as long as there is sunlight or power in the battery, it will keep you alive. The spacesuit can provide you with food, provide you with oxygen to breathe, recycle and process your urine and feces, recycle them and turn them into your food and water again. So try not to mix spacesuits unless you're willing to taste other people's urine and feces. ”

"Uh~~~ It's disgusting! Isn't this the equivalent of drinking your own urine and eating your own Xiang? Song Shuhang couldn't keep his mouth shut and said again.

"Squirrel Voyage!" The instructor was furious, and he decided to give the guy a painstaking memory.

"Instructor, what's the matter?" Song Shuhang didn't realize that the catastrophe was coming, and he was still answering the call.

"From now on, you're going to put on this spacesuit, and you're not allowed to take it off, you're not allowed to open it."

"Oh~~~ But I don't want to drink urine, I don't want to eat poop, I'm not a dog."

"Deduct a month's salary, do 500 push-ups, wear a space suit, you choose." The instructors are about to be angry with him, this is a challenge to authority, and it must be resolutely suppressed!

"I ...... How long do I have to wear it? ”

"One day! Wear it all day. ”

One day...... It seems that if you hold back, you can get through, at least you don't have to drink urine and eat Xiang. Song Shuhang felt that he had a spectrum in his heart, and nodded happily.

The instructor acted resolutely, directly picked up the spacesuit on the podium and put it on Song Shuhang on the spot, and after the set, he operated on the back of the spacesuit for a while.

Wang Qiu peeked and saw that the instructor had opened an operation panel on the back of the spacesuit, clicked on it, and was dazzled by the operation.

When the operation was over, the instructor walked up to the podium again with a mysterious smile.

"Instructor...... You're smiling so wickedly, why do you feel like you're cheating on me? Song Shuhang was keenly aware of the murderous aura and immediately said loudly.

The sound came through the spacesuit, and it seemed like a rat had been knocked into a jar.

The instructor finally felt comfortable, with a strange meaning in his smile, "No, okay, sit down and listen to the lecture." ”

The instructor didn't pay attention to the stubble, and at the beginning of the class, Wang Qiu looked at the instructor's strange smile, and looked at the squirrel flight on the sleeve, and always felt that the matter was not over, and the instructor would never let the squirrel hang pass the test so easily.

"Okay, everyone will get their own spacesuits in a while, you can try to operate, everyone will put on spacesuits, and today's lunch will be eaten in the skysuit."

After the instructor explained, he led everyone to the warehouse, and one person handed out a set of space suits, teaching everyone how to wear space suits and how to adjust the settings.

When everything was done, the instructor announced loudly.

"That's it! Let's start the meal, everyone operates by themselves, and chooses the lunch that suits the taste. ”

"If you still have some food, can you say, 'Boss, bring me a chocolate-flavored Xiang?' Song Shuhang took over the conversation next to him.

The instructor gave him a blank look and ignored him completely. Seeing the instructor's reaction, Wang Qiu felt very strange, this is not scientific, when did the instructor have such a good temper?

Soon, everyone chose the taste, stuffed in the space suit, and began to enjoy their lunch, when they heard Song Shuhang's voice in their ears.

"Instructor, this spacesuit has very poor cooking skills, why does it taste weird?"

Weird taste?

Wang Qiu tasted the braised pork ribs flavored energy bar in his mouth again, and felt that the taste was very pure, although it was an energy bar, but the taste really caught up with the chef of a five-star hotel.

Song Shuhang complained about the strange smell of the spacesuit lunch, and at the same time finished his lunch, he did not forget to harass and harass his colleagues when he was idle.

"Eh, Qiuqiu, what does it taste like for you, is it delicious?"

"It tastes good!" Wang Qiu replied.

"Huh...... Strange, why does my taste a little obedient? ”

"What's weird?" Wang Qiu asked curiously.

"I obviously ordered hairy crabs, but I ended up eating a taste of fried soybeans in my mouth."

“...... Stir-fried soybean-flavored hairy crab? Wang Qiu was surprised.

"Uh-huh, or I would say that the spacesuit tastes weird when cooking."

As the two were talking, a strange expression suddenly appeared on Song Shuhang's face, and before Wang Qiu could distinguish the meaning of this expression, he heard a long sigh coming from Song Shuhang's spacesuit...... Porphyry~~~

Wang Qiu was stunned at that time...... Did this guy fart? In a spacesuit?

Even through the mask, Wang Qiu could still be cleaned, and Song Shuhang's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his brows and nose wrinkled involuntarily.

"......" Wang Qiu mourned for him, according to the squirrel hang's temperament, he must be eager to say something at this time, right? But I'm afraid he doesn't dare to open his mouth, right?

Wang Qiu peeked over, and saw that the instructor was pretending to be indifferent, while constantly sweeping the corners of his eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled up in a mysterious arc.

Wang Qiu couldn't help but give a reverent look, the instructor is the god of the pit, the pit man is simply imaginative, like an antelope hanging horns without a trace, you can pit people anytime and anywhere!

Just as he was thinking about it, there was a strange shout in his ear.

"Why can't this spacesuit be opened?"

Porphyry~~~