Chapter 11: Huang Xian'er
Bang Yuexin said, I am the second in charge, how did I become your second child? faintly foresee the sad future - "Xiao Er, pour water", "Xiao Er, serve vegetables", "Xiao Er, Shang, chuang"...... Uh, what the hell?! Phew, fairy tales!
I saw that the seventh prince and the big yellow master each held a sea bowl, and the big bowl fell into the belly. Huang Da is in charge, looking at his figure, he can fit ten or twenty altars, but the slender body of the seventh prince, where did all this wine go?
Bang Yue looked him up and down suspiciously.
He squinted his eyes and said faintly: "But do you want to take off your clothes and let you look for it carefully?" ”
Bang Yue said in her heart: I really forgot that he was a broken sleeve!
His cheeks were hot, so he pretended not to hear it, and lowered his head to eat. After walking this way, my head was already dizzy with hunger.
Huang Da said with a smile: "You little guy, answer shyly, like a female!" ”
The Seventh Prince sighed: "That's good." ”
Bang Yue was stunned, what does this mean? He has a broken sleeve, if he is interested in me, I am a man, wouldn't it just fulfill his wish? If it is not intended for me, what does it matter if I am a man or a woman? If he hadn't broken his sleeves, how could he have any interest in me, a "man"? Am I a man or a woman, or does it have nothing to do with him? Besides, I don't have a deep friendship with him, even if it's really affectionate, it's just a little dew, maybe it doesn't matter if I'm a man or a woman? Going around and around, making myself dizzy and my heart swelling.
This kind of thinking can be described as a "fan of the authorities". Because she pretended to be a man, she did not consider the relationship between the two in terms of "men and women".
After three rounds of drinking, the seventh prince half-opened his clothes, revealing half of his chest, lazily leaning on the back of the chair, sitting there with a big horse golden knife, a cynical and unruly spirit, but there is another kind of breathtaking bearing.
Bang Yue's gaze swept casually, to his chest, and suddenly paused. He has a slender figure, he thought he was very thin, he was a skinny and weak scholar, and he didn't want his chest to be bulging, although he didn't have jagged muscles, but the arc was full and firm, but unfortunately only the tip of the iceberg was faintly exposed. She stared at his collar that obstructed her vision, and frowned secretly.
The seventh prince caught a glimpse of Bang Yue's shape, his old face flushed slightly, and he thought, women are staring at me like this, but they are used to it, so let them look. I don't want to be looked at like this by a man, and I'm a little ashamed. turned his head to the side again, and saw that Huang Da was also looking at him, so he looked back calmly, and said in his heart: Qiye, why doesn't he feel anything strange when he looks at me?
Huang Da sighed: "The seventh prince is really handsome! If I hadn't married a wife, I would have a younger sister. ”
The seventh prince and Bang Yue were both stunned, and they all thought together: With your dignity, this good sister is afraid that ordinary people will not be blessed!
Fang was about to answer, but a coquettish voice came from behind Huang Da's family: "Good brother!" What's the fun of being a wife? How can the enemy change every day? ”
As he spoke, a woman walked around.
Bang Yue glared, I don't know what this amazing woman looks like, but at a glance, it is very gorgeous.
I saw a big red tulle hanging diagonally on my body. A pair of phoenix eyes are clear, the autumn waves are leaking, and a little cherry lips are bulging, I don't know who tastes it.
Two plump lotus legs are exposed at the bottom, and a pair of jade feet kick the clogs, walking with style.
Before the words fell, he was facing the seventh son's long eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. The woman let out a "uh" and "uh" again, thinking she choked out of thin air.
She changed her words: "But when it comes to marriage, it's all up to the elders." If my father and mother are not there, Xian'er will entrust my eldest brother! As he spoke, a boneless delicate body was attached to the arm of the Huang Da master.
It turned out that this was Huang Xian'er, who was the medicine king Ri Ri Xiao thought.
Bang Yue stroked her palms and smiled: "The girl has a good eye!" ”
For a while, there was a kind of happiness that his baby was appreciated.
The seventh prince squinted his eyes and looked at Bang Yue, thinking: His expression does not seem to be fake, it is really pleasant. Sure enough, I wanted to be dirty myself, and he didn't have the good of Longyang. In that case, I must not have such thoughts again, and only add to the jokes.
Thinking like this, I not only let go of my heart that has been hanging for a long time, but also have some imperceptible loss.
It's no wonder that Bang Yue's fake Adam's apple is too delicate, and even the cunning Seventh Prince was deceived.
Huang Da looked at the seventh prince with a dazzled smile, and already regarded him as his sister-in-law.
But I saw that he straightened his body, tidied up his clothes, and said with a straight face: "The good intentions of the family have been received by seven hearts." It's just that Seven doesn't love women, so I'm afraid I'll delay Sister Ling. ”
Hearing him say this, Bang Yue, who thought he knew the inside story, sighed: He really admitted that he didn't like women.
When Huang Da saw his expression, he knew that he had no intention of Huang Xian'er, and patted her tender hands soothingly.
Xian'er didn't follow, and seeing that her brother was quite polite to the seventh son, she pouted: "When my mother was dying, what she said to the eldest brother, do you still remember it?" ”
Huang Da saw her move out of her deceased mother, and hurriedly nodded.
"As long as the eldest brother depends on me, it's fine."
"Xian'er, the seventh prince is a distinguished guest, don't fool around."
"Don't fool around, just invite him to drink a bowl of wine as usual, so that he knows whether he loves women or not."
"This ......"
"If the eldest brother can't even agree to such an ordinary request, how dare he say that he cares for his sister? I just hit my head and die, and go to my mother to complain! I see that when you get down there in the future, do you still have the face to see your father? ”
In fact, at the banquet, listening to the conversation of the bandits, the seventh prince and Bang Yue already had some understanding of the customs of this place.
This Qingming village is built on the top of the mountain, surrounded by a large array of natural boulders on three sides, and the other side is a cliff of ten thousand people. Those who try to ascend the mountain without an acquaintance to guide them are easily trapped in a labyrinth of boulders and left to be slaughtered.
The top of the mountain is an open and flat land, with a radius of thousands of zhang, fertile land and abundant rain. Hundreds of years ago, a group of bandits arrived in this treasure land, and set up camp, multiplying and passing on from generation to generation, and there is still nothing the official can do. Because they can be self-sufficient by cultivating on the top of the mountain, even if the mountain is closed, they will not be able to cut off their way of life.
These robbers have to be idle and go down the mountain to rob some gold silk, in exchange for livestock and young people to keep in the village, now the chickens and sheep are flocks of grains and abundant grains, just like a paradise happy scene.
There is a custom in the village, because there are many women and men, the affairs of men and women are decided by women. Each woman has her own bamboo building, and when night comes, the men stagger the hours with each other, and throw stones at her window downstairs to the woman they like, and if she wants to, she will open the door and let him go upstairs to be husband and wife, if not, the man can only return with a smile.
If a woman takes the initiative to meet someone and the man is unwilling, he can only use "I don't use it today" as an excuse. Because if he damages the woman's face, everyone will talk to each other, and no one will let him go upstairs in the future, and he can only be an old widower for the rest of his life. When encountering a "useless" person, the woman can make him drink a bowl of unique fun spirits in the village, and if he is still useless, let him go.
Entering the countryside and following customs, Huang Xian'er's requirements are really not excessive, and he moved out of filial piety to oppress people, and Huang Da was a little embarrassed.
Bang Yue pursed her lips: Huang Xian'er, Huang Xian'er, you don't know that there is such a species as broken sleeves in the world, what kind of medicine do you give him to drink, he is also looking for a man, not you!
There was a "groan" in my heart, and I secretly screamed that it was not good. As his "little servant", he naturally wants to sleep at night, if he drinks this medicine and wants to find a man, isn't he looking for himself? This, this, this...... Isn't it embarrassing?
Thinking of this layer, Bang Yue was anxious, and said "No!" Blurted out.
"Huh?"
Huang Da Master, Huang Xian'er, and the Seventh Prince stared at him together, each with a deep meaning.
Bang Yue's eyes rolled: "Xian'er is eccentric!" What kind of wine, the seventh prince can eat it, but I can't eat it? I'm going to drink him! "I thought: I'm not a man, drinking this, that is, the body is hot, it is difficult to sleep at night, the big deal is to learn to sleep on the branches, the mountain wind is cold at night, it is comfortable.
Huang Xian'er's eyes flickered, it turned out that this handsome little brother belonged to herself. Looking up and down at Bang Yue, the heart said, although it is not as charming as the seventh son, but it is really not bad, not to mention, one has a heart and one has no intention, naturally the one with a heart is more painful, and besides, it is good to look good, but the beauty of a man is not only in the skin...... If you don't give it a try, how do you know which one is better? Let's try this little brother first!
Thinking like this, a pair of jade hands held the wine and fed it to Bang Yue to drink. The charming eyes turned into filaments, and wisps were wrapped around Bang Yue: "The bamboo building of the slave family is in the third room in the west, don't go wrong." ”
"Whoa." Bang Yue smiled and responded.
The poor medicine king hid behind a pot of pig's heads, and he didn't know how many whiskers he had blown off. So, so, why not, hum!
The seventh prince was faintly angry, it turned out that Xiao Er liked such a kitsch woman?
When he was young, seeing that Bang Yue's cheeks were red, the seventh prince sued her for being too strong to drink and took her back to the guest house. I thought that he had nothing to do, and he would definitely watch him for his father and mother tonight, don't fall into that poisonous and gentle township, and miss it for life!
Bang Yue thought that although this medicine was not very strong, it was also eaten like a frog boiled in warm water, but fortunately I drank it for him, otherwise I would really have to do something tonight.
The two sat opposite each other with candles, each with ulterior motives, and they were speechless for a while, and Wang Ba glared at the mung bean.
After sitting for a while, Bang Yue felt that it was very hot, so she got up and went out to look for a big tree.
The Seventh Prince's pupils shrank - it's coming!
The figure flashed and blocked the door.
Bang Yue didn't understand what he meant, and looked at him suspiciously.
"Don't go."
"It's too hot in here."
"Who told you to eat and drink?"
"Didn't I suffer for you?" Bang Yue's eyes widened in surprise, was he really stupid or fake?
The seventh prince was a little embarrassed: "That yellow girl is not easy to deal with, you are still young, difficult to deal with......"
"Poof." Bang Yue smiled: "You think I'm going to find Huang Xian'er?" "No, ......no," she said, shaking her hands, "I'm just looking for a tall branch to blow the mountain breeze cool." ”
The seventh prince also smiled: "Let's go to the top of the building." ”
The two climbed to the top of the building and lay down side by side on the bamboo row, and saw that the sky above their heads was full of stars and falling in the sky, and a full moon was rising in the east.
"Bright moon, I broke ...... with a person" Bang Yue sighed halfway, bit her tongue, and retracted a sleeve word.
"Huh?!"
In a hurry, Shengzhi said: "I appreciate it with a well-shaped son, fortunately!" ”
Shaking his head.