Zhang Xiaofan knows what the rose fairy wants to ask, but he doesn't want to lie, especially in the face of his own woman, bluntly saying that he is for the sake of the task, luck or something, it is definitely not good. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Since this is the case, it is better to smile faintly.

Just to help the rose fairy get rid of the fox odor, I still checked my body.

The two have become husband and wife, and skin-to-skin intimacy is not a problem at all. Zhang Xiaofan stretched out his hand and kept groping on his woman, and it didn't take long, that is, three days, to find the reason. It turned out that the Rose Fairy had a fork in her previous cultivation, which caused problems with the two crossed tendons where the axillary points were located.

The four veins corresponding to the Yuan's axillary acupoint were also damaged, and what made Zhang Xiaofan even more speechless was that the rose fairy was born from the legendary Seven Peerless Mountains and Persimmon Valley.

There is a goblin in the Seven Peerless Mountains, named Python Spirit, who is also remembered as a difficulty in Journey to the West. Later, after eradicating the python essence, there is a thin persimmon ditch of 800 miles in the west of Qijue Mountain, because the persimmons have rotted in the ditch for many years, slowly accumulating into piles, and the smell is far away.

In order to open up this road, Zhu Bajie also specially transformed into a wild boar with a high mountain, and it took several days of hard work to provide a road. It was at that time that the Rose Fairy became an immortal.

Do the math, this rose fairy has only been an immortal for more than ten years.

The rose fairy was born in the persimmon ditch, a place that is notorious, and even if she is an immortal, she will inevitably have a stinky smell on her body. If you want to get rid of these smells, according to the algorithm, it will take seven jiazi, that is, 420 years.

"Fox odor is easy to treat, but it's quite time-consuming."

Zhang Xiaofan has been a quasi-saint and has a very clear understanding of the human body: "The Rose Fairy is now cultivated to about the true immortal stage, and the foul odor accumulated in the body wants to be discharged from the body, if it is slowly eliminated in time, it will take at least four hundred years." However, if you forcibly cultivate the Rose Fairy to an elevation, you can use the replacement of Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi to cure the stench in her body in about a hundred years. ”

With the method, Zhang Xiaofan will not panic in his heart, and the big deal will be to ascend to the four hundred years.

In a good mood, Zhang Xiaofan took the rose fairy to the market for a walk on this day, after all, it was quite boring to stay in the mountains and forests all day.

After walking two steps, Zhang Xiaofan went to the market to buy some books, asked the rose fairy to find a restaurant, and the two of them also tasted local famous snacks.

When Zhang Xiaofan bought books and found the restaurant, his face turned dark, he reached out and grabbed the wrist of the rose fairy, and said angrily: "What are you eating?" ”

"This is mutton hot pot, it tastes very good," the rose fairy shyly wiped the oil and water from the corner of her mouth, just couldn't resist the temptation of the food and tasted it in advance, and was caught by a man, still quite shy.

Zhang Xiaofan didn't take the scoop, scooped up a spoonful, scooped up a spoonful, and scooped it up a few more times, all of which were miscellaneous fishy food, and he was even more angry in his heart.

"Put it down," Zhang Xiaofan slapped the hot pot thousands of miles away: "No wonder, it's strange to eat so many pieces and smell good." ”

Snorted angrily, looked at the Rose Fairy with a look of affection, and sighed: "Rose, we are immortals, we should be in the heavenly heart, and we should eat vegetarian food, you eat meat all day long, isn't this a precept?" ”

Hearing Zhang Xiaofan's explanation, the rose fairy let go of her worries, it turned out that it was not because she ate it secretly, and she suddenly smiled, in the past two days, she only had to explain that her body smelled after being explained by her own Ruyi Langjun, and she also had self-esteem in her heart, so she was afraid of being disliked by her man, so she had tried her best to be perfect.

Since you are not allowed to eat meat, it is better to eat vegetarian.

After all, his man's cultivation is higher than his own, and his vision is wider than his own, since his man does not let him eat meat, he must have his reasons, and he only needs to abide by it.

After eating a meal, Zhang Xiaofan still had thoughts in his heart, and there was no chatting nature, so he slowly walked back with the rose fairy. Unconsciously walked to the top of a mountain, and the dull atmosphere of the two slowly dissipated. The rose fairy jade white slender wrist flipped slightly, and there was an extra fruit plate, which was piled with various fruits, and she threw a wink and said, "Husband, this is a fresh fruit in the heavenly realm, it tastes good, can you taste it?" ”

"You eat it too," Zhang Xiaofan took a big apple that looked red, endured the bad breath of the rose, and rewarded her with a kiss, if there was no bad breath, the little tongue was still quite smooth and attractive.

The rose fairy's pink face suddenly turned red, and it was very good-looking: "Husband, you eat apples, I like to eat durian ......"

"Put it down!"

The doppelganger accompanies the rose fairy and slowly adjusts. After Zhang Xiaofan left, he began to wander around. After Sun Wukong accompanied Tang Seng back from learning scriptures, the atmosphere of the four continents has become much more peaceful. Many hidden caves and blessed lands have begun to open to the outside world, and Zhang Xiaofan first went to Penglai Immortal Island to play with many scattered immortals. Then he went to Xiniu Hezhou and recruited a few dragon kings to ask for some night pearls.

Give all these things to the clone, and let the clone slowly make cold incense pills to get rid of the stench on the rose fairy.

After a long time, Zhang Xiaofan has also become lazy, what stench, fox odor, bad breath and the like, after being together for a long time, there is nothing. Especially the Rose Fairy is a particularly obedient woman. The two have been husband and wife for more than three years, but they have never blushed or quarreled. Although Zhang Xiaofan was angry with the Rose Fairy many times. But the Rose Fairy can always turn herself into a gas bag in time and let her man be angry on herself.

The logic of "Koshihikari Treasure Box" is too confusing, and what the Rose Fairy did is almost impossible to appear in other scroll worlds, but in this world, it has become a matter of course.

After a few years of time travel, Zhang Xiaofan felt that the whole world was shaking, time and space were disordered, and he took the rose fairy through the mountains, rivers and lakes, the state capital and county seat, and found that various dynasties appeared in various parts of the Tang Dynasty, and even gods and demons also appeared.

What's even more weird is that none of these gods and demons have intersections with human beings, all of them can be seen and touched, but they turn a blind eye and do not touch them, as if they are in two worlds.

"Husband, what's wrong with you?" The rose fairy washed herself again with perfume, and after more than three years of getting along, she already knew how to please men. Even if it is a salted fish, soaked in perfume, it will be somewhat contaminated with some aroma, not to mention a beautiful woman with a living color.

In the first half of the past three years, Rose Fairy has eaten fat sausages, haggis, durian, fried stinky tofu, smoked rotten eggs, snail powder, salted fish, edamame, garlic, etc.

If you just like to eat stinky things, the key is that this woman has no habit of brushing her teeth, and as soon as she wakes up every morning, this woman lies beside her and asks for a kiss, which makes Zhang Xiaofan's mouth smell bad early in the morning, and she doesn't want to do anything.

"No wonder I don't want to be with this rose fairy with that Qingfeng Hero, and I don't want to do it now......"

This rose fairy is a crazy woman again, all the gods and demons know the relationship between the two people, as long as the two appear, other men are pitiful to look at Zhang Xiaofan.

I had the heart to slap these lively people away, but I was afraid of running into a master, so I could only swallow my anger and take the rose fairy to avoid the crowd as much as possible.

In this way, he went further and further, and gradually came to the edge of the demon world. I couldn't meet anyone for a month or two, and no one would ridicule the two between Zhang Xiaofan and Rose, so I slowly settled down.

On this day, Zhang Xiaofan got up early again to move his body, although he couldn't cultivate, his cultivation couldn't be broken, especially the eight or nine Xuangong was running non-stop all the time. I just hope to accumulate more vitality every day and break through the quasi-saint as soon as possible.

You must know that as long as you cut off the good corpse, you can break through the quasi-saint and achieve the human realm.

"Bull Demon King, don't run ......"

"If you lose your boxing, don't drink, you ...... cheat"

……

"Bull Demon King, you think plastic surgery, I don't remember you, turn to ashes, I remember ......"

"Facelift...... You say I have plastic surgery? The Bull Demon King, who was the first to run in front, snorted angrily, stopped running, turned around angrily, and stared at the Sha Monk and Bodhi Ancestor who were entangled with him: "I create a new image for Zixia, can't I?" ”

"Give me back the Moonlight Treasure Box," Monk Sha shouted and rushed over.

"Don't drink if you lose your punch, kill that bastard," Bodhi Ancestor followed breathlessly.

Zhang Xiaofan took the rose fairy and looked at the excitement happily, the three of the Bull Demon King didn't know how many miles they had run, they were all exhausted, and they saw that they were running slower and slower, and they couldn't run anymore, so they finally stopped.

"Moonlight Treasure Box?" Zhang Xiaofan has been looking for three people from south to north for more than a month, from east to west, and now he finally found three people, he was very happy in his heart, jumped out, and shouted: "Bull Demon King, give me the moonlight treasure box." ”

The Bull Demon King was originally surrounded by Monk Sha and Bodhi Ancestor, and was about to recover his anger, when suddenly another person popped out, startled, and the moonlight treasure box in his hand fell to the ground.

"Hey, this seems to be a little different," although Zhang Xiaofan only has the strength of Da Luo Jinxian, but the three people of Bodhi Ancestor, Sha Monk, and Bull Demon King are still not enough, and they directly grabbed the moonlight treasure box, and the three of them can only watch, there is no way at all.

"Husband, what is this?" The Rose Fairy also ran out, and in the past three years, the two of them can almost be called inseparable, with Zhang Xiaofan, there is a Rose Fairy.

"This is the moonlight treasure box," Zhang Xiaofan pointed to the words on the treasure box and said: "There is something wrong with this treasure box, this side should be back to the future, this side is to return to the past, but now this box combines the present and the future, resulting in time and space disorder." Directed teleportation is no longer possible. ”

"Huh?" The first time the rose fairy saw a powerful magic weapon like the moonlight treasure box, it was still quite unusual, and when she heard her man's explanation, she stretched out her hand and pulled it, and laughed: "Then what is this Prajnaparami?" ”

"Prajnaparamita can't scream!"

The Bull Demon King shouted, but the treasure box emitted a strong light, shining on Zhang Xiaofan's body, the breath of chaotic time and space came, and the rose fairy also grabbed the placket of his clothes, and both of them disappeared into the chaotic time and space, leaving the three of the Bull Demon King looking at each other.