Chapter 76: Oops, this movie is not bad!
The shock brought to the audience by the building block villa was not over, behind the building blocks, a woman who was originally squatting up instantly got up and jumped out from behind the building blocks.
"Yo, Little Red Riding Hood is here? Come on, come on, let grandma see, my Little Red Riding Hood cup is big. Grandma just bought papaya today to make up for you. The woman said with a smile.
On the smiling face, a few crooked black fonts are particularly conspicuous.
Xia Shengyang glanced at it several times, and then recognized that it was written in the four big characters "I am grandma".
"Puff ......"
Obviously, I don't know which audience member couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of soda squirted out.
"This ...... This Nima! Xia Shengyang was dumbfounded, and he didn't know how to describe the scene he saw.
Obviously, it was fine before, but in the blink of an eye, it became a spicy chicken movie.
The masked man and his party have completely lost consciousness.
Rao is that they have made I don't know how many movies, but it is the first time I have seen them like this.
"Hulai, it's just too much!" Director Feng was very angry.
He strives for perfection in his films, and he can't tolerate a single flaw. This represents his insistence on the art of film, and at this moment, when he saw that the people of Sweet Potato Film and Television dared to abuse the art in his eyes so badly, he was suddenly furious.
The plot did not stop because of everyone's gaffe, but in the middle of the screen, Little Red Riding Hood pouted and said distressedly: "Grandma, you hate it!" Knowing that people are just A, they always mention this matter. ”
By the way, like a little girl losing her temper, she stomped her feet.
Then, in the unbelievable eyes of the audience, the building block villa behind the grandmother collapsed.
Xia Shengyang: "......"
He can't describe his experience of watching the movie now, and there is only one thought in his mind: I refund the ticket now, is it too late?
The villa collapsed, and Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother stared at each other with wide eyes. Then, he pretended not to see like no one else.
"Little Red Riding Hood, how many times have I said don't wear green hats!" Grandma took off the green hat from Little Red Riding Hood and whispered.
Little Red Riding Hood asked blankly, "Why can't you wear it?" ”
"That's because the green hat has incredible power to change the world. Without strong concentration, you can't withstand this force. ”
Little Red Riding Hood pursed her mouth and said angrily: "Grandma, you lied, grandpa used to wear a green hat every day, why doesn't he have great power?" ”
Grandma smiled and stiffened, and said embarrassedly: "That's because your grandfather is very low-key." If he could, he would be able to unleash his power of forgiveness to forgive the whole world. ”
"Wow, it turns out that grandpa is so strong!" Little Red Riding Hood's eyes are full of little stars, like a little fan girl who meets Oba.
Grandma touched Little Red Riding Hood's hair and said with a smile, "Just know, don't talk nonsense." Your grandfather is low-key by nature, and you can't let others know that he has the power to forgive. ”
"Uh-huh!" Little Red Riding Hood nodded, her little face full of determination.
After saying all this nonsense, my grandmother asked Little Red Riding Hood: "Little Red Riding Hood, how do you feel about going on a blind date today?" ”
Little Red Riding Hood's face wrinkled, full of unhappiness.
"Don't, I don't like that Ye Liangchen."
"What's wrong? Is he treating you badly? Grandma asked curiously.
"No, he's nice to me, buy me lollipops, and take me to see goldfish. But I don't know why, I just don't like him. ”
Grandma was very angry and said, "You don't like this either, you don't like that either, what do you really like?" Ye Liangchen is just that, and the conditions at home are not very good. But Long Aotian, who was introduced to you last time, is the condition so good, are you still not satisfied? ”
Little Red Riding Hood shrank her head, not daring to answer.
Seeing Little Red Riding Hood like this, my grandmother hated iron and said with hatred: "You girl, why are you so brainless? Long Aotian drives an Audi double diamond, and lives in a Lego villa at home. They are all dressed in finches and pampers, and they are also eaten by Mead Johnson and Abbott......"
"But I just don't like him......" Little Red Riding Hood muttered quietly.
Grandma's eyes froze, and she asked coldly, "Little Red Riding Hood, tell grandma honestly, do you have a boyfriend?" ”
Little Red Riding Hood was momentarily embarrassed and didn't dare to answer.
Grandma snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "I don't care so much about you, anyway, without Audi Double Diamond and Lego Villa, don't want to enter our door." ”
After saying that, my grandmother turned around and left in style. Only the lonely and helpless figure of Little Red Riding Hood remained, stunned and in place.
……
"Oh, it's not bad!" Xia Shengyang was a little surprised, this film is quite good.
Although Lego or something is a bit of a spoof, but these aside, the whole film is still very positive.
"Spoofs aside, at least it's above the passing line." Xia Shengyang commented very pertinently.
Unfortunately, his evaluation happened to be heard by several masked men in the front row.
Hearing Xia Shengyang's evaluation of this film, Director Feng almost died of anger.
This is obviously a shit movie without a trace of sincerity, and it can still get this kind of evaluation?
"The audience is really getting hotter and hotter." He cursed under his breath.
He really couldn't figure out why this kind of spicy chicken movie could still receive so much praise.
Regarding this unreasonable status quo, he can only say that the audience is too spicy.
Xia Shengyang's brows tightened, and his perception of those people instantly dropped to freezing.
"The audience who went to Nima spicy chicken, I don't know how to shoot and I envy others for shooting well, just like the self-congratulatory director." Xia Shengyang scolded indignantly.
How to drop, you think it's very spicy chicken, I just like it, how can you drop?
Not bothering to pay attention to these masked men who were obviously suffering from red eyes, Xia Shengyang turned his attention back to the screen and watched the movie intently.
The plot develops quickly, and the grandmother begins to suspect Little Red Riding Hood's boyfriend outside. So, I found my old friend, the hunter Lao Wang.
Lao Wang is a professional private investigator nicknamed Hunter. At the same time, it is also the old friend of Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother.
After receiving his grandmother's request for help, the hunter Wang quickly found out about Little Red Riding Hood's every move.
At this time, the role of the big bad wolf played by Soul Light also appeared on the screen.
The big bad wolf wearing a children's mask naturally caused a new round of complaints from the audience.
"Damn, how poor is this crew? It's okay to make do with a mask, but if you buy a better mask, you'll die? ”
"yes, this mask is hilarious, isn't it?"
Xia Shengyang was not so angry, but he was very sympathetic to this miserable crew.
How miserable this must be to be so improvised!
In this case, the production of the film can be completed, which is really a touching story.
The story continues to develop, and soon there is a scene where Little Red Riding Hood takes the big bad wolf to meet his grandmother.
Standing outside the luxurious Lego villa, Little Red Riding Hood said melancholy: "Ash, my grandmother's words are very hurtful, you ......"
"I don't have anything else, but I can stand it. Even if she laughed at me again, I wouldn't care. The big bad wolf said freely.
"But I'm still worried, she speaks very poisonously! She also said that if you dare to come to my house, she will break all your bones! Little Red Riding Hood was worried.
The big bad wolf smiled slightly, pressed Little Red Riding Hood's shoulders, and said in a deep voice: "People have 206 bones, and the moment the wind blows your skirt, I have 207." Your grandmother, don't beat my 207 bones. ”
Little Red Riding Hood's eyes grew even more melancholy.
"But you...... It's not human! ”
Big Bad Wolf: "......"
Suddenly I want to say something about MMP, should I say it?